💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
It seems like a fast turn around for April to get married again after a divorce, and getting dumped off as the used up coke whore 3rd wheel mistress in someone else's marriage.

Of course he is divorced too, so he may not be a gem himself. Or he has horrible choices in women...

I hope she stays clean and they have a good life together.

If the rumors are true that April is sterile, at least we don't have to worry about her ruining any children.
 
Petty Bitch said:
I mean, this is one picture and he is outside wearing sunglasses. I think it is a little preemptive to be jumping to any conclusions.
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Historically speaking, negative conclusions jumped to in this thread have had an almost uncanny knack of being both 100% correct and yet somehow less foul than the reality ...

Besides, it's funny as hell.
 
TUGSIMP is claiming she’s seen “CCTV” (with sound) of Nick’s interaction with Mamma K. This is from eternal Melton ballwasher Pat Dixon’s chat last night, after Dixon claimed “Aaron is lying about this sick note shit.”

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Bonus: Scarlett Hampton schitzing in chat.

We’ve established TUGSIMP has a direct line to Nick. Did he show her CCTV or is she confusing it with something else? Did Nick post video on Locals that we haven’t seen? Or is this just TUGSIMP being the retard Rekieta fan he deserves?
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Love requires that you be concerned for a person’s well-being to the exclusion of concerns about how/what you gain from them. Nick doesn’t even love his own children, let alone some yeast-infected, uneducated cumslut.

Nick loves attention and that’s about it. He doesn’t even love himself; he’s just selfishly devoted to meeting his own needs at the exclusion of all else. People who love themselves don’t beat themselves in the head or seek relief in addictions.
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Covert narcissists are incapable of love. Look at how he treats his kids. That whole saga just gave him narcissistic supply. That's why he misses it so much.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
Are you telling me you do not believe him that his US doctor wrote a prescription they could turn in while in Paris - France, which is famously not part of the US of A?

How dare you.
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I believe them, I just think they're too retarded to understand the difference between sending an e-script and treating a patient. You can send an e-script for a refill to any pharmacy in the world, you can not treat a patient in a State where you are not licensed.

I also telehealth, there's a box you have to check swearing that you are physically located in said State, sure you can lie, but that's on the patient not the doctor.

I know this has been addressed, but reciprocity does not make you automatically licensed in a different State. You still have to pay the licencing fee and obtain the license. It's the government, they're fucking vultures, they require their cut.
 
Holy fuck Nick is looking rough. Whoever said that was a good look is an idiot. Is he getting fashion tips from Reddit now?

He looks like a gameshow host from a 1970s themed dystopia.
He looks like the guy they get to do open mic at a dive bar when the band doesn't show up.
He looks like the kind of guy who would open for a Spin Doctors Tribute band and the only one who would make you thankful he was getting off stage and the band was coming on.
He looks like the kind of guy who sits in a Waffle House and hits on drunk chicks because he's been banned from every bar.

But most of all he looks like he's about to tell you about his divorce and how isn't his fault as he seethes about his ex-wife's new man. Which must be devastating for the goblin he's still married too.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
If the rumors are true that April is sterile, at least we don't have to worry about her ruining any children.
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She's not sterile. According to Aaron, she has some sort of health issue with at least one of her ovaries (I think it was a growth), maybe both. As he described it, she could be infertile, but not sterile.

She ruins any kids she's around by being a selfish bitch. She didn't even say goodbye to the children she claimed to love as her own, rather deciding she'd prefer to engage in the process of going all in the pursuit of some turbofaggot throuple arrangement.

On the one hand, we don't need another child in the world with Nick's DNA, since that'd just be another child in a fucked up living situation. On the other, his life would've been turbofucked if he had knocked up April, and it would've been funny, just not funny enough to outweigh the life of an innocent child being ruined from the onset.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
TUGSIMP is claiming she’s seen “CCTV” (with sound) of Nick’s interaction with Mamma K. This is from eternal Melton ballwasher Pat Dixon’s chat last night, after Dixon claimed “Aaron is lying about this sick note shit.”

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Bonus: Scarlett Hampton schitzing in chat.

We’ve established TUGSIMP has a direct line to Nick. Did he show her CCTV or is she confusing it with something else? Did Nick post video on Locals that we haven’t seen? Or is this just TUGSIMP being the retard Rekieta fan he deserves?
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That crazy bitch is lying her ass off. Any hallway recordings will not have sound.
 
April was possibly the second woman in Nick's life to flirt with him and at least appear to be into him, so he got his first highschool romance where IMO he genuinely loved her... at 40, married with 5 children. Sad but funny.

I mean looking at how he clumsily apes (heyoo) her new husband's getup, seems to me he's under the impression they were star-crossed lovers.
 
RaptInPlastic said:
Was considering doing a transparent PNG of that fucking faggot hair. If it's even his and not a rug. He has a blend of granny hair and the hair from the "Best Day Ever" kino casino intro musical video. Appropriate.
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It looks like he is trying to ape Viva Frei's hair grow out after he left Canada for Florida. All of Nick's best ideas are stolen from someone else these days because he has brain damage.

Folgers Can said:
Not to worry, the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding, and he and the probation office all had a great laugh about it down at the zoo:

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That's not TRUE said:
I bet this is because he's not calling in each day to the drug testing hotline (https://www.mnmonitoring.com/random-testing) to find out if he has to test or not. He's then blaming them for him not knowing.
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This will turn out to be 'It was true when I said it', or 'It is not lying if the people asking have no right to that information'.

Gobermental Supervisor said:
In a rural area its usually easier to get a job with degree and some family connections.
If you were talking cut-throat corpo job hunting, then yeah, gap in the resume is deadly. But she would be looking for something entry level and in the area anyway, so it really would not be that big of an issue.

Company owners usually understand what it is like to have kids, only the childless HR Karens running corporate America do not.

But you make a good point, I am looking at it from the perspective of a respectable human who wants to be better - not from the perspective of a prescription drug zombie who just wants to ERP with Star Trek fans.
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This is why people building up local community and close connections is so important. The atomisation and transactional relationship take-over of modern society has been a disaster for people who find themselves in deep spots of trouble leagues away from any sympathetic parties that could render aid.

John Andrews Stan said:
Or is this just TUGSIMP being the retard Rekieta fan he deserves?
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Yes.
 
Not Even Twice said:
I'm not sure Nick ever loved April. Hell I don't think he can love anyone but himself tbh. I think the fact that he can't have April is making him create this deranged fantasy where they had the perfect thing together, If only stupid sexy Aaron hadn't ruined everything (and also his wife and kids, but he's not willing to admit that out loud). Hiding April away in the guest house, to drag out and fuck whenever Qayla wasn't around - nothing about that is even close to the actions of someone in love. It was and always will be about Nick, and Nick getting to have what he wants.
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I don't think he loved April. The way he talks about her, in particular with the "goo story" is genuinely gross and embarassing to her. That was Keanu's main point. I think he loves the idea of April. He loved having young, attractive, blonde woman be utterly devoted and dependent on him. It probably fulfills some porn fantasy, and it for sure makes him feel young and cool and like "he's still got it"
 
john marston said:
I don't think he loved April. The way he talks about her, in particular with the "goo story" is genuinely gross and embarassing to her. That was Keanu's main point. I think he loves the idea of April. He loved having young, attractive, blonde woman be utterly devoted and dependent on him. It probably fulfills some porn fantasy, and it for sure makes him feel young and cool and like "he's still got it"
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Yeah, Nick clearly wants a drugged up younger sex slave he can have demeaning loveless porn sex with.
 
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