💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Isn’t Jer like 6’5? How tall is his bull Adam Sellers? Can you imagine getting cucked by a guy who’s very much shorter than you what a sad life
It's honestly sad with that height and enough effort, Jer could have become a gifted athlete or body builder or something, but instead he decided to be the biggest consoomer on the planet, which in turn made him planet-sized.
 
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Imagine getting driven into a potentially life ruining drunken weeks long crashout that makes everyone hate you, because of the easter bunny and his pet carrot.
 
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Its crazy because ill do food deliveries and id say the majority of houses (60%+) have doorbell cams. Even some apartments where they dont tip will have doorbell cams! Surely a multi millionaire can afford a measley doorbell cam, and likely a multi camera security system.
>He had a total meltdown when I said I was calling the police
>He ran away as soon as I answered the door

So did you have a conversation with him that ended when his "meltdown" began? Or did he run away in terror before the conversation had a chance to begin? He's so bad at lying it's comical.
 
>He had a total meltdown when I said I was calling the police
>He ran away as soon as I answered the door

So did you have a conversation with him that ended when his "meltdown" began? Or did he run away in terror before the conversation had a chance to begin? He's so bad at lying it's comical.
Drunk lying never works.
 
New video from a guy named Audentum on twitter/youtube, he posted it in full to twitter in case Jer gets it flagged on YT.


I'm downloading it now and will archive it in this post when I'm able to.
webm achive (if I need to convert to mp4 for iOS users i can, just need to be alerted that it's required):
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Audentum's probably one of the better kiwitubers in my opinion, in the same way as mikeynohmore.
 
The Hambeast was hit hard by his pastor saying the harvest is plenteous, but the laborers are few?

Is his new plan to flee and become a missionary, lol?
He'll actually be announcing a partnership with another Wisconsin lolcow, Patrick Tomlinson.

Hambeast will be supplying free range black children who toil in his fields to Patty for his pepperoni business.
 
I wait for the day Bible thumping Melonie Mac turns on Ham sandwich and spills about all the creepy sexual harassment she undoubtedly endured from him over the years working for him. It's going to be epic!
If I were the Casino boys I would be going hard in the paint to accelerate that.
 
I knew it! I had a hunch that trying to win prizes with these machines doesn't make much sense since they're the minor-friendly equivalent of slot machines. Guess SpongeBob really lied to all of us when he told we just had to "be the crane" when playing them and we would win.
The difference between these games and slots or other casino games; is, at least in Nevada that I know of, you have the Nevada Gaming Commission which requires games to payout a certain percentage. Meanwhile, these machines don't have any such legislation or requirement, so the owner/operator can set the difficulty high/payout rate low. Key machines won't align properly if it hasn't been paid enough, claw machines will not close all the way and other small things that look like player error, but is baked into the control software. If you find yourself asking what's more honest, a casino slot machine or one of these prize machines, the answer is the casino slot machine. That being said I can't vouch for online stuff, they operate on a whole different level since they're not even USA based.

Source: Helped out an arcade owner in my youth (he paid me in free play) and worked in a casino for several years as IT.
 
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