🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Waffle Iron]

Honestly I always wonder if Bossman should have just served time on the original charges and been done with it

If he held it together for just a bit longer the probation wouldve lapsed.

 

[N Man]

The only thing left for us is to wait until May 4th, aka International Star Wars day, which is when his court hearing will happen. Hoping for the plot armor to hold up, but not counting on it. I think he genuinely might be fucked this time.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

New mugshot is fire

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@Gaunt King Ithan Rilph points out that this appears to be an anti-suicide vest.

@Hastily00Snuff (being the only one in kenochat with basic reading comprehension) spotted this:
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He looks like he's ready to drop the hottest album of the year.

 

[Gooby]

Why wouldn't they? They know Bossman is just gonna dump it right back in with interest. That shits like a boomerang to an online casino.

They know Bossman will lose most of it to a casino, they don't know that it will go to their casino. Winna is not one of the regular sites Bossman dumps money to time and time again like Stake any time he's allowed to gamble there. Bossman losing their money to a competitor is worse than him keeping it for himself.

 

[draggs]

If he held it together for just a bit longer the probation wouldve lapsed.

He still would have been put on probation again and right quick because Ratdad always needs taught another lesson

 

[bossman]

American prisons are truly a dark place.

They are like a four seasons compared to some of the shit you would experience overseas. Just read some stories of the Hilton AKA Thailand jail. Massive overcrowding, starvation, torture. American prison really is a piece of cake compared to some of the alternatives lol. The only place where I’d actually wanna go to prison would be like Norway or New Zealand where the jail cell is like a college dorm room.

 

[not william stenchever]

The only place where I’d actually wanna go to prison would be like Norway or New Zealand where the jail cell is like a college dorm room.

Do you think they have regular D&D sessions in the common area over there?

 

[mindlessobserver]

They are like a four seasons compared to some of the shit you would experience overseas. Just read some stories of the Hilton AKA Thailand jail. Massive overcrowding, starvation, torture. American prison really is a piece of cake compared to some of the alternatives lol. The only place where I’d actually wanna go to prison would be like Norway or New Zealand where the jail cell is like a college dorm room.

It was a joke. Everyone in the picture was African. Prisons = Dark

 

[Eyesore City]

The only thing left for us is to wait until May 4th, aka International Star Wars day, which is when his court hearing will happen. Hoping for the plot armor to hold up, but not counting on it. I think he genuinely might be fucked this time.
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"This is not the crackhead you're looking for"

 

[Unintelligence Score]

"We have to smoke crack and gamble all our money away, Morty!"

 

[Hennimore]

Do you think they have regular D&D sessions in the common area over there?

I doubt it, niggers only play Spades.

 

[not william stenchever]

I doubt it, niggers only play Spades.

Oh, I meant in Norway or New Zealand but the idea of a bunch of black guys sitting around the table in prison doing rolls for firing their blasting rods at this session's adversary out of the side of their carriage as they ride by is a fun mental image.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I doubt it, niggers only play Spades.

And Tonk, they fucking love Tonk.

 

[Jace on ice]

The cops probably love Bossman. Instead of wandering into a shotgun you get this completely passive guy just sitting at his computer who meekly surrenders every time.

Pretty easy call.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

A bit late, but it didn't feel right ending the season without some credits.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

The cops probably love Bossman. Instead of wandering into a shotgun you get this completely passive guy just sitting at his computer who meekly surrenders every time.

Pretty easy call.

Alright rookie. This will be your first collar.

Your job is to go to this nice house in the burbs, and arrest this guy.



By the way, we are out of gloves. Budget cuts.

 

[Jace on ice]

Alright rookie. This will be your first collar.

Your job is to go to this nice house in the burbs, and arrest this guy.

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By the way, we are out of gloves. Budget cuts.

Shieeeeet!

 

[MainManJoshuaGraham]

As a casual card player. watching this fool gamble makes me laugh every time. Keeps me on the up on how NOT to gamble.

 

[Hennimore]

The cops probably love Bossman. Instead of wandering into a shotgun you get this completely passive guy just sitting at his computer who meekly surrenders every time.

Pretty easy call.

Given the fact he has a suicide prevention vest on in his mugshot I'm guessing he fucked a few dewds and threatened to kill some elves when they showed up to arrest him. He was fairly zooted during that 163k run up so he likely gave them some trouble this time around.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Given the fact he has a suicide prevention vest on in his mugshot I'm guessing he fucked a few dewds and threatened to kill some elves when they showed up to arrest him. He was fairly zooted during that 163k run up so he likely gave them some trouble this time around.

Maybe that's why he's there. The elves finally pressed charges against him for all the murder threats and the dudes pressed charges for the rape threats. Bossman looking at a class action, here.