Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[IAmNotDavid]

Lol they'll give you a crewcut the moment you get in prison. They'll shave it all off once they see all the lice in it.

Shit you beat me to it. Was about to say they force haircuts on you for going to prison.

So enjoy getting your hair cut and being imprisoned I guess.

 

[repentance]

I'm glad you admit that. You're making a great argument that you should not merely be sentenced to a term of incarceration but, instead, committed permanently to a mental institution.

Great jerb, Hannibal!

He's making a great case for him being an actual psychopath rather than someone who is merely psychotic. I expect he knows that, thus his comment that "incarceration would make it worse".

 

[Zarkov]

She would have to explain. She can't just say "I realized i didn't like you very much" it needs to be specific and clear.

You're autistic, nothing is ever clear to people like you.

I'd choose never to be with Tamar sooner than cutting my hair ever. I'm willing to give up many things to be with Tamar. My hair is not one of them. I'd pick jail over cutting my hair.

Just admit that you're gay and have an anal-rape fantasy already, your posts are making it painfully obvious.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I really hope a Kiwi can attend his next court appearance so we get a play by play of his brilliant "defence".

I might go so I can see the shitshow that is Tamar v. Andrew. I think it would be hilarious for one or both of them to start ree-ing out, loudly proclaiming someone in the gallery is a Kiwi farmer.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

false

You bring up the defecation but not the love for anus, dick or spitting. Do you love dick? Have you ever put things in your butt?

Actually incarceration would make it ten times worse.

Wait, what? Incarceration would make your stalking worse? I thought you said it might help you get over Tamar? How would going to jail make things worse?

I'd choose never to be with Tamar sooner than cutting my hair ever. I'm willing to give up many things to be with Tamar. My hair is not one of them. I'd pick jail over cutting my hair.

If Tamar cut off your hair would you beat her up?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

You bring up the defecation but not the love for anus, dick or spitting. Do you love dick? Have you ever put things in your butt?

Wait, what? Incarceration would make your stalking worse? I thought you said it might help you get over Tamar? How would going to jail make things worse?

If Tamar cut off your hair would you beat her up?

First of all i already told you i would never hurt Tamar physically ever. nothing she could do will ever change that.

Going to jail could make things better, or it could make things worse. It depends how I want to react to it. I've warned her already what might happen if I go to jail because of her. So she has been warned. Nothing that threatens her life, but I might be more invasive into her past. Like as an example, I do not yet have her high school yearbook. If i were to get to jail, I'd almost certainly proceed to then get her yearbook, as well as interview people from her high school about her and other people from her past asking for information about her so I can better understand her past and who she is as a person.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I'm not gay nor am I sexually attracted to men, but if I was reincarnated, I'd love to live as a woman and enjoy men.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

First of all i already told you i would never hurt Tamar physically ever. nothing she could do will ever change that.

Going to jail could make things better, or it could make things worse. It depends how I want to react to it. I've warned her already what might happen if I go to jail because of her. So she has been warned. Nothing that threatens her life, but I might be more invasive into her past. Like as an example, I do not yet have her high school yearbook. If i were to get to jail, I'd almost certainly proceed to then get her yearbook, as well as interview people from her high school about her and other people from her past asking for information about her so I can better understand her past and who she is as a person.

Lol were you threatening her so that she might reconsider sending you to jail? That could probably make your sentence longer, you know.

I'm not gay nor am I sexually attracted to men, but if I was reincarnated, I'd love to live as a woman and enjoy men.

What about women with penises? Have you ever looked at dickgirl porn or put things in your butt? Are you attracted to pre-op trannies?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I desire heterosexual relationships. If I am a man, I want a woman. I will never not be attracted to women as a man. If I was a woman, I'd want a man, and I'd never not be attracted to men as a woman. I do not approve morally of trans or anything like that. I may have seen some videos, but I do not want to be with a woman who isn't actually a woman. Maybe as a fantasy, but not in real life.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I desire heterosexual relationships. If I am a man, I want a woman. I will never not be attracted to women as a man. If I was a woman, I'd want a man, and I'd never not be attracted to men as a woman. I do not approve morally of trans or anything like that. I may have seen some videos, but I do not want to be with a woman who isn't actually a woman. Maybe as a fantasy, but not in real life.

I have some news for you.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I've warned her already what might happen if I go to jail because of her. So she has been warned.

I know this is like screaming in space, but you should really consider what you say before you say it. You already threatened to cut up @AnOminous in small pieces and feed him said pieces.

 

[ICametoLurk]

@tamarlover

You remind me of someone

• Chris has stated that if he were unable to stay straight he would undergo sex reassignment surgery; he would rather be female than gay. It should be noted that straight men never, ever, put this much thought into this hypothetical dilemma.[51]

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

No one is unable to stay straight. also there are alternatives to straight or gay. like bisexual, which is both.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I know this is like screaming in space, but you should really consider what you say before you say it. You already threatened to cut up @AnOminous in small pieces and feed him said pieces.

Saying anything here isn't going to make it worse, cause I already said what I said to her. So she has the evidence already.

 

[ICametoLurk]

No one is unable to stay straight. also there are alternatives to straight or gay. like bisexual, which is both.

Are you bisexual then?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Saying anything here isn't going to make it worse, cause I already said what I said to her. So she has the evidence already.

Being the Law aficionado that you are, I'm surprised the concept of heresay eluded you.

 

[ICametoLurk]

@tamarlover

What is your thoughts on dog-fucking?

I mean, it is an alternative to being straight as it's with an animal and not a Human.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Being the Law aficionado that you are, I'm surprised the concept of heresay eluded you.

I already told you i boldly proclaimed to her all my intentions. So almost anything I say here has already been said to her explicitly in one form or another. I've already told her clearly and unambiguously these things. So nothing here will make it worse than what I have already said to her.

@tamarlover

What is your thoughts on dog-fucking?

I mean, it is an alternative to being straight as it's with an animal and not a Human.

Homosexuality is better than beastiality.

Are you bisexual then?

No, but it would be easy for me to become bisexual.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I already told you i boldly proclaimed to her all my intentions. So almost anything I say here has already been said to her explicitly in one form or another. I've already told her clearly and unambiguously these things. So nothing here will make it worse than what I have already said to her.

Lol way to completely misunderstand what I said. Some genius you are.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

No, but it would be easy for me to become bisexual.

How does someone become bisexual? Either you're attracted to both genders or you're not.