📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[The Taco Santo!]

having naturally poor hygiene standards

Her comment about disdaining showers and being nose-blind confirms as much. Sorry you fucked up your body, Hunter.

 

[Sprocket]

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i don't think i need to add a comment

If you have stinky sweats, drying yourself properly immediately after you get out of the shower is mandatory. Make sure you're bone dry under the pits and elsewhere and apply roll-on deodorant immediately. Moisture provides ideal conditions for bacteria to produce stinky stinks.

 

[Samanthamatic]

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The hands.

This picture is genuine art, might be the best piece of unintentional troon stereotyping I've ever seen.

The plushies. The autistic train maps. The wig. The fake tits. The *hands*.

It's all just *cheffs kiss*

 

[Candidate No 7]

The hands.

"The better to grab my own moobs with, my child".

THREAD TAX:
UK TRAs are extremely upset that Stonewall (the UK organisation)'s new chair Kezia Dugdale said nice things about JK Rowling. They are freaking out online.

This is very interesting. Most of what UK troons obtained in the past 15 years they got because of Stonewall campaigning on their behalf. Stonewall is a well-drilled org whereas they are idiots who freak out online. But Stonewall got burned misinterpreting the law about trans stuff and have now become very cautious.

TERFs and other GC campaigners turned the tables by being patient and quietly talking to politicians of all parties to explain their case.

Case in point:


And so: (all screenshots below from r/transgenderUK)

I know you can’t control who congratulates you but this speaks volume. This appointment confirms what the trans community have known for years, Stonewall is a LGB without the T organisation.

We need to push for them having no presence at any trans prides this year. I would say prides in general but some are so corporate now, that seems like a stretch.

Stonewall absolutely incinerated its own reputation on their behalf, ended up disowned by some of its founders, and this is the thanks they get.
Now they want to kick Stonewall out of pride parades, another thing they have hijacked from the gays.



Oh man, if Troons start boycotting Pride parades it will be incredible. Self-own after self-own after self-own.



Bear in mind Kezia Dugdale is a former politician who so far has done absolutely everything they wanted, voted for self-ID etc... But she won't call JK Rowling a dried up bitch so she is now mud to them.

They are going to lose everything they have gained eventually, because they never ever ever learn.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It's pretty common for FtMs to not understand how to wash their bodies.
The concept of soaping up and rinsing just eludes them, even before any doctor-given hormones.
Not sure why, but it really should be studied.

Yeah. She even says, "I wash twice a day much to my disdain".
She obviously isn't enjoying the process and joy (and privilege) that is scrubbing clean in fresh warm water and fruity soap.

I'm gonna come down on team fat fuck too.
Yeah T fucks up their bodies, and yea some people have sweating problems, but after watching loads of American fat people documentaries-the sheer amount of gloop and grease and spice these people eat must be stanking through their pores like a fright train whilst disabling their organs on a constant.

I wonder what kinda smell she's at.
What flavour.
I wonder what kinda job she has.
RIP smoking in pubs, bar job would have been perfect for her. What a multitude of sins it turned out that smoke was covering on July the second, 2008..

 

[Candidate No 7]

This could literally be a horror movie poster.

All that's missing is a mask and the tranny head tilt.

Spoiler: Oh wait they're not missing from the previous photo in the post

I didn't cover the eyes, he did.

 

[Scream Tail]

Yeah. She even says, "I wash twice a day much to my disdain"

She's probably also got a super smelly vag from the testosterone induced bacterial vaginosis. Pooners get that shit constantly.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Stonewall

Even Stonewall is quietly hopping of the Troon Train? Hee, hee, it turns out the trannies are on the wrong side of history after all!

As to their extra-funny freakouts about it, the actual term is "extinct burst". All of their threats and bullying which had previously worked so well and accumulated them so much power are now suddenly failing, so they're doing it SOOPER DOOPER HARDER now.

And it's peaking normies even faster.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

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This is genocide and you’re laughing.

If your sexuality disappears bc a website took their page down, it was probably (aka most assuredly and fucking obviously) bullshit.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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The hands.

The calloused working mitts of a bricklayer. This proud blue-collar working-class man has obviously mentored dozens of apprentices over the decades.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Even Stonewall is quietly hopping of the Troon Train? Hee, hee, it turns out the trannies are on the wrong side of history after all!

They're not and this needs to be emphasised. Visit Stonewall UK's website and try and tell me they are not lockstep with every troon demand possible.

What Stonewall's new president did was fail to say she wanted to hang, draw, and quarter JK Rowling. None of its other rhetoric and none of its policies have changed. Nevertheless, Stonewall will be subject to the same purity-spiral witch hunt that the left is addicted to.

I do not wish them well.

 

[Sean Andalou]

They're not and this needs to be emphasised. Visit Stonewall UK's website and try and tell me they are not lockstep with every troon demand possible.

What Stonewall's new president did was fail to say she wanted to hang, draw, and quarter JK Rowling. None of its other rhetoric and none of its policies have changed. Nevertheless, Stonewall will be subject to the same purity-spiral witch hunt that the left is addicted to.

I do not wish them well.

Admittedly, I never heard of Stonewall UK before.
Do I have this correct?
The problem with Stonewall UK from a troon point of view: Insufficently hysterical ninnies.

 

[Sog Dog]

The calloused working mitts of a bricklayer. This proud blue-collar working-class man has obviously mentored dozens of apprentices over the decades.

Titty skittles are Satan's reward for a life of besting God's hungriest lathe.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Scenario:
76 troons took the Trump genocide issue seriously enough to ... ahem ... identify as refugees and show up in the Netherlands. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

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This is genocide and you’re laughing.

So many shitpost genders gone. Like tears in the rain.

 

[AskMeAnything]

“why would I have a physical advantage in women’s sports if I don’t even play them?”

That's on a par with 'How would you have felt if you hadn't eaten breakfast?'
'But I did eat breakfast'

"Everybody treats me as a woman"

"In that case. Make me a sandwich"
fnar fnar

 

[Xev]

Scenario:
76 troons took the Trump genocide issue seriously enough to ... ahem ... identify as refugees and show up in the Netherlands. Hilarity ensues.

They should shove them into the projects with the jeets and muslims and see how welcome they are in Europe.

 

[Liber Nihil]

Exactly. I love apples and loathe onions. I doubt I would bite into an apple-disguised onion because onions smell terrible. Like troons.

You just need to examine your apple fetish and unpack your onionphobia, bigot.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Saw this shared, lol.

 

[NeonBus]

Ultimate Non-binary Roommate from Hell.

First post, not sure if I'm doing it right.
Came across a Twitter account featuring a 29-year-old autistic transmasculine lesbian
His current misfortune comes from claiming his two roommates are abusive and want to kick him out for not paying rent, and also believing he is mentally unstable after finding his Twitter account.

(TLDR find spergout vids by Max attached below)

Apparently, Max posted something about shooting a gay guy (can't find but didn't really look), which the roommates were worried about. The gay man Max is referring to may or may not be one of the roommates who appear to have gay mannerisms in the video. Max made the posts because he felt the gay guy was ogling him when he was partially naked from leaving the shower or something. The roommates found the posts and confronted Max.


Makes claims to have PTSD, raped and assaulted by men in the past, and got fired from his job for having Covid. Here's a bunch of shizoposts to make Max seem like the ultimate victim in this circumstance.

Here's more e-begging

Max posted two videos to advertise his GoFundMe to escape his abusive situation, where he and his roommates get into a heated argument. Enjoy!