💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

McMitch said:
Man, Jackie’s such a cunt.
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An entitled white twat.
Mr Moonface said:
One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.
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I like how he’s asked for a really close cut back and sides from whoever currently maintains his little hair poof (the last lady moved cities after getting some emails and contact forms from fun loving Pat protestors).

Don’t want to pad out that loaf of bread head any more than you need to, eh Rick?
polyester said:
So what is piggy's and Niki's goal for this app?
Some options (I'm just spitballin' here):
  1. It's meant to be monetized legitimately (e.g. with in-app purchases / business promotions).
  2. It's meant for fraud (e.g. fake transactions for money laundering / fake losses for tax evasion / fake contracts for Niki's "SEO business" / scamming "investments" from Lynne).
  3. It's meant for data harvesting, to dox the pests who sign up.
  4. It's meant for optics (defensively): To prevent people from noticing that they're unemployed layabouts.
  5. It's meant for optics (proactively): The LARP of being "in tech" and "entrepreneurs".
  6. It's meant for publicity, as a hook to get invited to podcasts/interviews/conferences so that Pat can Be Heard™.
  7. It's meant for gaining power over bartenders. ("They won't dare kick me out of their bar if they're afraid of being delisted!" *points finger at temple*)
  8. They were so enamored with the shitty pun "MockTale" that they had to do something with it.
  9. Sheer boredom.
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Tricky one.

I have trouble believing that they think this is a genuinely good way to make money.

I lean more towards a scam of some sort.

Didn’t a rascal say that after repeatedly messaging Pat, Niki and the creator of the app about a security issue, nothing was done about it… then they messaged Lynne about the same, and lo and behold it was fixed. Might give some insight into who’s paying/using the LLC.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.
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Dear lord, his double chin looks just like Landon Hiscock's butchered fauxgina.

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Mr Moonface said:
One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.
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Very fucking fat. Extremely disrespectful chin right here.
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HOLY SHEEEEEIT I FOUND MORE LONELY RICK PICS AGAIN :story:
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Edit: THIS ONE TOO, HAWLY FUCKEN SHEEEEIT :story:
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Mr Moonface said:
One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.
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NaggotFigger said:
Very fucking fat. Extremely disrespectful chin right here.
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HOLY SHEEEEEIT I FOUND MORE LONELY RICK PICS AGAIN :story:
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When is the last time this fucking guy was even recorded with someone he knew? I get going out on your own somewhere just to get a bite and have a few beers and cool off after work but he's always alone, where the fuck is niki? That bitch doesn't have a real job either and yet she's nowhere to be seen. I wonder if that shithole duplex they have is because she lives in the other section of the hovel when they don't have guests and that's been the safety net to their "marriage" the entire time (her being an ugly lesbian and pat being an insufferable fag). As well as some sort of tax-fraud probably too with these scumfucks.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Very fucking fat. Extremely disrespectful chin right here.
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Your ears are supposed to face slightly forward but Fatrick’s fat fucking face is so fucking fat it’s forced his ears perpendicular to his body. Nigga just buy the XXL shirts like holy shit the larges can barely contain you.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
Pat, your magnum opus stands accused of being a booger. Surely you won't allow these viscous (heh) lies to perpetuate unopposed. If you do, I will be forced to assume that MockTales is, in fact, a sticky green chunk of snot.
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I think he baited her right where he wanted her, he has a master plan. Does it involve grinding niggers into peperoni? Probably. But that's likely just step one.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
Pat, your magnum opus stands accused of being a booger. Surely you won't allow these viscous (heh) lies to perpetuate unopposed. If you do, I will be forced to assume that MockTales is, in fact, a sticky green chunk of snot.
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The Bloody Booger
Bailey's Irish Cream with red food coloring dropped into Midori.
McMitch said:
Your ears are supposed to face slightly forward but Fatrick’s fat fucking face is so fucking fat it’s forced his ears perpendicular to his body. Nigga just buy the XXL shirts like holy shit the larges can barely contain you.
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Fat Rick looked disgusting in front of Hoolie's, ears protruding. Very very disrespectful. Many such cases.
 
You might look at all these picture and think Pat is a fat useless drunk that should get a job. But you would be wrong stalker child, Pat is hard at work promoting his wife's app in all of these pictures. Every visit to a bar is a business trip interfacing with potential new clients.
 
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Get a load of this fat liar. "My wife and I built" except you didn't. Lynne hired a developer off Fiverr and paid him too much for an app with tons of security issues you fat lying hog
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Even funnier they scraped most of their NA beverage listings from another NA drink app, and left the script that they used to do it publicly accessible.
 
Very very disrespectful selfies of Rick. Look at the nipples protruding out. Very very fucking disrespectful.
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