Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.6%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.1%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 260 18.3%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 204 14.4%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 808 57.0%
  • Total voters
    1,417
Aaway said:
any company that actually sends their products for jack to review is clearly desperate to get the word out through any means possible

they see this guy on youtube with a "cooking show" and a couple 100k subs and figure it's a good idea. instead they find that he incorrectly used the product, blamed his incompetence on it, and told his viewers that he wouldn't recommend it
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tbh if you actually deliberately associate your product with an incompetent "cook" who serves raw meat and toxic sludge to people, you have pretty much publicly smeared your product with shit and deserve whatever you get.

I'm pretty sure Jack buys most of this crap himself and just pretends he was sponsored.
 
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AnOminous said:
tbh if you actually deliberately associate your product with an incompetent "cook" who serves raw meat and toxic sludge to people, you have pretty much publicly smeared your product with shit and deserve whatever you get.

I'm pretty sure Jack buys most of this crap himself and just pretends he was sponsored.
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The fact that in quite a few videos he mentions that he "Just got off the phone with the owner/president" just reeks of he bought it himself.
 
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Bugaboo said:
It's like the opposite of when Gordon Ramsey does nice cooking videos with his son who he loves, Jack does bad cooking videos with his son who he hates.
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Oh man, I'm just imagining Jack on Hell's Kitchen instead of that Dragon's Den knock-off that he was on.

I think Ramsay would lose his voice after the fiftieth, "IT'S FUCKING RAW CHICKEN!"
 
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GentlemanFaggot said:
Oh man, I'm just imagining Jack on Hell's Kitchen instead of that Dragon's Den knock-off that he was on.

I think Ramsay would lose his voice after the fiftieth, "IT'S FUCKING RAW CHICKEN!"
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He still could be. Nothing stopping him but himself, those fuckers are always looking for contestants, hell the show seems to run one season right into the next.
 
Aaway said:
jack jr is annoying

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Are you supposed to bake these in the plastic? Or did he call the microwave an oven? Why did they make 6 of them? Did Jack lie about having only a bite? This is such a low-effort video.

He needs to stop with these fraud news thumbnails, they piss me off. His son's cooking is better than his, I'm not sure why he felt like he needed to put a fake thumbnail up.

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AnOminous said:
I'm surprised Jack is letting his son that he choked out outshine him in every respect, because unlike anything Jackoff has ever made, his son's food looks like you could eat it without a visit to the hospital afterwards.
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Who would've guessed that being strangled would lead to Jack Jr. becoming a passable cook?
 
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