Here are the stages from the video:
I've done my best to try and put the events of Ralph's Internet life into each section, but I definitely forgot stuff and put things in the wrong sections. This is over a decade of lore, after all.
Stage 1 - Actually It's About Ethics In Blogging
GamerGate made Ralph a name, and his blog enjoyed the most relevance it ever would. We get our first taste of the Ralphamale after he is arrested in the UK for taking a swing at a female police officer.
Stage 2 - You're Gonna Carry That Boulder
The peak years of the Killstream, but 99% of it was unlistenable unless Null or Jim were on, culminating in the Boulder Stream; a high the Killstream would never be able to recreate.
During this time Ralph was also constantly overshadowed by the growth of the Sektur and Internet Bloodsports (I know Ralph was involved in Bloodsports but he was never the draw).
Following the Healstream Ralph's YouTube channel would be terminated, ushering in the Adpocalypse and the true dark age of the Internet.
Stage 3 - The Harvest
Josh makes the corn harvest joke which set in motion a tailspin from which Ralph would never pull up. Ralph's substance abuse is now impossible to ignore, leading to the Pillstream and the infamous recording where he tells his mother to walk to her dialysis appointment since 'it's not even HAWT outside'.
There are still highs, though: both the Ralphamania bowling tournament and wrestling events provide some good content (Ralph getting cold-cocked at the bowling and screeching 'ARREST HEEM' and the crowd chanting 'RAPE RAPE RAPE' at female guests during the wrestling).
Stage 4 - The Guntening
Ralph now exists in a near constant state of being fucked up, at which time Faith enters the picture via Dick Masterson and the first Demon Baby is born. This also incites his war with the Vickers clan which continues to this day (somehow Ralph is winning).
The only remaining not entirely retarded friend Ralph has, the Gaytor Gaymore, finally gets tired of sweeping it up and quits the Killstream to start his own somehow even more embarrassing career as an anime V-Tuber. It does not go well.
Stage 5 - God's Plan
Ralph is getting into bizarre situations on a regular basis. Gets his ass kicked twice in Portugal, swaps out Faith for Meigh and knocks her up instead (World War Harry begins), flees to Mexico, and is regularly being sued pro se by the Vickers.
Through the grace of God he manages to be present at Chris-chan's arrest but only makes a fool of himself. All his co-hosts are now gone and Meigh eventually flees the stable with Demon Baby No.2 and drops the audio of Ralph threatening to kill her.
In a last ditch attempt at relevancy he starts a slapfight with Jim, culminating in a Killstream debate which goes so badly for Ralph he ends up crying on stream.
Stage 6 - Five Star Days
Ralph is alone in his Mexican shack, working his way through a series of disinterested prostitutes whenever he can scrape enough pesos together to buy their time.
So desperate for clout he attempts cozying up to Hunter Moore, only to almost get his ass beat for lying about his power and influence. After realizing he isn't even fit for ugly bastard porn due to the Memphis Micro not working, Hunter swiftly dispatches him back to the tin shack.
Stage 7 - Viva La Merida
Ralph is now botting his dying show more aggressively than ever, but the only people paying any attention to him are us and the Kino Casino. He's so boring people aren't even clipping his show or making content about him any more.
Stage 8 - Every Hog Will Have Its Day
You are here. With nothing left to lose Ralph is completely manic, trying anything his remaining two brain cells can come up with to get attention. He's trying to woo a blacked junkie prostitute, turning up to crash events only to pussy out at the last second either because he's too wasted or bitch made, and threatening to accost other lolcows at their home.
Virtually everyone he ever associated with who could have been a voice of reason has cut ties with him, and he stands alone against a world who can barely remember who he is.
At this point he has been ayylawged by the airport more than every detractor combined.
