🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

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LIGHTS UP, FOR RALPH JUNIOR

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Hey Xander sorry we have to go. Your other mommy just shit herself.

 

[Elks_antler]

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Scarlett would never. She giving him six blue eyed babies bich. If you wants know the trutf about.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I’m pro life but is it wrong for me to be relieved Ralph had his kid aborted? It’s like “Yeah murder is wrong” but then, do we REALLY need another Ralph in the gene pool population?

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

Ralph bragged on stream with daggertard that he bought her the name brand Plan B before he left. That is a chemical abortion. He bragged about it because it implies they slept together.

 

[Xev]

Unlikely he even has any viable sperm left at this point.

 

[sufferhorse]

he absolutely knows about the plan B pill because he already mentioned it last year.

this is just him spazzin out cuz Mersh made fun of scarlett during a kevin brennan shoah.

he also had Slampig Pey abort a child almost a decade ago. And not in the good way.

 

[There She Glows]

Based on the timing it is literally biologically impossible for him to have gotten her pregnant.

Ralph bragged on stream with daggertard that he bought her the name brand Plan B before he left. That is a chemical abortion. He bragged about it because it implies they slept together.

And Plan B isn't a chemical abortion. It delays ovulation so no egg is present to be fertilized. Might as well call all birth control an abortion.

 

[drammamean]

Ralph, extend your trip and go to Edmonton too

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Canada would never let him in, he’s a convicted felon. You can’t even get into Canada with a DUI and no, I’m not joking.

But if I had to choose between Anissa Johma and Scarlett Hampton I’d have to go Anissa 100%. That’s easy bro.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Podawful stirs the pot

 

[Indrick Boreale]

@theralph, think on the positives - it's one fewer child support lawsuit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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There's no way they'd know for sure in the short time, as stated by Ralph, that icedaggerpussy got prego from Ralph. But if they did have unprotected sex, Ralph certainly could have given her a variety of STDs.

@theralph, think on the positives - it's one fewer child support lawsuit.

Yes, like HIV positive.

 

[sufferhorse]

please jesse dont. please dont get involved. no one wants you here. no one wants your input. no one thinks youre funny.


please just go away. please.

 

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[Insanely Retarded]

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And they all clapped and the cops were huge fans of the killstream and they paid for his beer.

It would be so interesting to have an actual recording of the incident to be able to compare it to Ralph's fan fiction about his own life.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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This is fantastic, he's already telling stories and powering up with some nice morning alcohol.

Get em Ralph!

 

[Stiffy]

Kind of hoping Hambly gets drunk, snaps and just shoots Ralph in front of Scarlett. Does Wisconsin have stand your ground law?

Reality: Ralph and Scarlett will hole up in another shitty motel the whole time drinking and doing hard drugs until an incident happens.

 

[Truly Rural]

So Mersh went back on his word and didn't take Ralph's keed ?

 

[Indrick Boreale]

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Littering while drunk in the morning, the sign of a true KANG.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Does Wisconsin have stand your ground law?

No but they have Castle Doctrine.