💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz
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Implication?
That witch definitely rode his broom.
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I disagree, he’s in his late 70s and wouldn’t be able to keep it up in general, let alone looking at that face. I think she sucked him off and when the job was done he gave her nothing. Like every contractor that ever worked for him.
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Maybe she pegged him.
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You TES guys really want fuck Trump alot.
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Please note that Laura Loomer is often cited as being more responsible for the Indian takeover of Texas and the replacement of American workers by Indian H-1B visa holders than Elon Musk or J.D. Vance. She the main reason why MAGA leadership suck off India. She might be a even bigger shill for India than even Israel.
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Trump's already sued Maher for saying he looked like the son of an orangutan in response to the Obama birth certificate nonsense.
Since then they have a weird love-hate rivalry because they both respect that the other has the balls to talk shit. Frankly I can't imagine anything more gloriously American.
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Didn’t she get BTFO in India?
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She thought Taj Mahal was a hindu temple and got made fun of, idk anything else.
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How can you get your face to look that much like Rocky Dennis in mask, and wake up from your plastic surgery and look at the mirror and go "PERFECT" like that's exactly what you wanted?
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IIRC she got destroyed by a bunch of Indians calling her out for coming there to be like “I
India!” and they dug up her old tweets.Here’s a taste:
Like say what you will about either side, is this who we should be sending overseas to speak for the USA?
ETA: another lol where she bitches about the greatest injustice of the past decade: her Twitter suspension
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She looks like one of those super creepy clay models of an unidentified dead person.
She was nicknamed Christy Crystal Creek. In 1985, Skeletal remains were found in a creekbed by a bear hunter. Couple of bullets in her skull. Another skeleton was found nearby. Almost certainly a victim of serial killer Wayne Nance.
This is how she actually looked.
Detectives thought she was Asian based on her dental records. That’s why she looks extra creepy and nothing like the actual person.
Nance probably killed 7 people. He died when he tried to break into a gunsmith’s house and muder him and his wife. The gunsmith was tied up in the basement but broke free, grabbed a hunting rifle he was working on that had a single bullet in it. Shot Nance when he was about to rape his wife. Didn’t kill him, but in the ensuing struggle Nance got shot by his own gun.
Moral of the story: buy a gun. If you already have a gun, buy another as a backup. If you live in a cucked country, make a gun.
You don’t want to be killed and end up looking like Laura Loomer.
This is how she actually looked.
Detectives thought she was Asian based on her dental records. That’s why she looks extra creepy and nothing like the actual person.
Nance probably killed 7 people. He died when he tried to break into a gunsmith’s house and muder him and his wife. The gunsmith was tied up in the basement but broke free, grabbed a hunting rifle he was working on that had a single bullet in it. Shot Nance when he was about to rape his wife. Didn’t kill him, but in the ensuing struggle Nance got shot by his own gun.
Moral of the story: buy a gun. If you already have a gun, buy another as a backup. If you live in a cucked country, make a gun.
You don’t want to be killed and end up looking like Laura Loomer.
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You USPG2 gays use English like Indian call center workers. I don't know what horrifies me more, the thought of Laura Loomer wine drunk and horny at CPAC or that so many defenders of online white culture on here stink of curry.
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She's the only person to have a nose job to make herself look more jewish.
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You could tunnel into a granite mountainside with a face like that.