Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

Elaine is under the impression her face is more chiseled than Clavicular's
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Let's fact check that
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Fetching! :ramona:
 
Temu Jackie Singh wants to get $250k worth of plastic surgery so she can look like Temu Michael Jackson
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Wait, what was that?
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DISGUSTINK!

Also, on today's episode of Shit That Never Happened:
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"I sent pictures of my loik mouldy beef curtains to a doctor on Zoom and they loik mocked me, but not before telling me ADHD is herd mentality"
Even in her wildest fantasies she's still a complete moron
 
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Temu Jackie Singh wants to get $250k worth of plastic surgery so she can look like Temu Michael Jackson
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Wait, what was that?
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DISGUSTINK!

Also, on today's episode of Shit That Never Happened:
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"I sent pictures of my loik mouldy beef curtains to a doctor on Zoom and they loik mocked me, but not before telling me ADHD is herd mentality"
Even in her wildest fantasies she's still a complete moron

The lie is so absurd. I'm pretty sure you have to pay a consultation fee (500$) to determine the services you want or are eligible for during the initial visit. Then you can put a deposit down. It's a tactic used by the surgeons to stop weirdos like elaine who can't afford it.

the "let me talk to your boss" bit stands out as especially silly and made up. imagine saving up 20k for an elective surgery only to need your supervisor to reassure the doctor you aren't an insane homeless person.
 
The Piss Witch has a new YouChoob
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She's been promising this BX stream for a year but it's definitely happening this time, even though she has nothing to say about her other than coping about how she's ackshually more attractive than BX and blah blah blah former bikini streamer. Hope she goes through with it, it's a guaranteed disaster since she has zero charisma, let alone a point
 
I've discovered the inciting incident that caused her to think she's anything but a mongoloid.
She won the science fair back in high school
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>A solar powered light up coat
Ok, has to be decent if it beat out the self-writing pen, right? Picture it before you click the spoiler
It's exactly like when they celebrate a pickaninny for "inventing a computer"
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Elaine went to lunch with some gay dude yesterday
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She's nothing if not criminally stupid, which is why he associates with her and humors her retarded lies
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Errr... are you sure? Might be risking a chynese eunuch related DMCA here.
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That is one STRUCTURED chin, I can still make out the brush tool almost... has to be photoshop surely, or perhaps she beat clav to the jaw surgery?
 
She's been promising this BX stream for a year but it's definitely happening this time, even though she has nothing to say about her other than coping about how she's ackshually more attractive than BX and blah blah blah former bikini streamer. Hope she goes through with it, it's a guaranteed disaster since she has zero charisma, let alone a point
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You start with the boobie streamer thing, mention her children (won't someone think of them?), nervously hit your vape, move to how she's ackshually uglier than you if you wanna da proof about it Gaydur, nervously hit your vape, suck off Kyle Seraphim and talk about how she's totally crazy, use the phone as a mirror to fix your hair before nervously hitting your vape, try to stumblefuck your way through explaining how you're mad at her for targeting the sex offenders you hang out with, hope someone in chat will hold your hand, nervously hit your vape, go on a retarded tangent about /cow/ or KF, and call it a night.
This will be the exact blueprint of the stream
 
Elaine went to lunch with some gay dude yesterday
I wonder if Matthew "The Witchfinder General" has read the Trollcow book yet?

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Cringe.
You start with the boobie streamer thing, mention her children (won't someone think of them?), nervously hit your vape, move to how she's ackshually uglier than you if you wanna da proof about it Gaydur, nervously hit your vape, suck off Kyle Seraphim and talk about how she's totally crazy, use the phone as a mirror to fix your hair before nervously hitting your vape, try to stumblefuck your way through explaining how you're mad at her for targeting the sex offenders you hang out with, hope someone in chat will hold your hand, nervously hit your vape, go on a retarded tangent about /cow/ or KF, and call it a night.
This will be the exact blueprint of the stream
You forgot: go off stream and snort some crystal substance.

Rumor has it she has a coke addiction and it's eating away the inside of her nose.

I'm sure all 10 of her closest pedo pals will enjoy her stream, it'll be loike, the bestest stream evar. If anything it'll be a great way to collect the google accounts of her pedophile chums.
 
Matthew "The Witchfinder General"
Real name Samuel Collingwood Smith, who we have a thread on here:
 
You know it's real love when you're still calling him by his Discord name. We also know you still live with Mumsy because you never mention cleaning anything but "your room"
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lol, lmao even
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also, apparently calling a teen boy cute in a “would hug and protect” way (sorry I sound like a gay redditor but that’s the best way I can phrase it) and obviously not in a creepy way makes you more of a pedo than being involved in literal child extortion groups and being best buddies with actual admitted pedophiles like elaine is kek
 
You can tell this swatting threat is her idea of a joke because it's retarded and unfunny
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Her life is awesome and carefree?
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Fact check:
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