💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Evan Kor said:
While I don't like any party in this conflict, I actually have to take the hamburgers side. Not only is his last name quite tasty sounding, he's also in a war with other people I hate. So at worst, he loses which is no big deal since I don't like him anyway. However, at best, he harms other people I don't like. The more suffering he causes warski, ralph, and venti(whos' names don't deserve capitalization), the better. Its a shame they can't all fight to the death on a sinking ship in the Antarctic Ocean.
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Let me guess...this is about ethics in alogging or some shit.
 
Journoscum said:
This thing has brought out a lot of loathsome grifters who are clearly just felting Jer because there's money in it right now. Which is fine, shit on hamplanet, he deserves it.

But I actually like Luther Morgan. He does his research and brings interesting information to the table. I hope he takes off a bit from this, I would love for him to actively dive into other cows.
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I'm rooting for Luther Morgan. Going into this Hindenburg Disaster esque saga with Jer, I did not expect to come across the Bright Side Films of the Lolcow community. Congrats Jer, now I want him to do a bankrupt documentary on your old ThePublica venture.
 
Nut Vicious said:

New Luther Morgan Coffee Investigation Part 2
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You'd think Amazon would be a little more strict about this kinda stuff, especially since its showing up for me as an Amazons Choice selection

Would it be worthwhile following the Amazon link back to its origin? Aside from him seemingly ignoring Amazons requirements which makes it almost impossible it'll show up at wallmart, he would have to provide them with that information in some capacity to sell it even if its not printed on the product? Or at least they'd be able to provide information on where it was sent to them from, be it manufacturer or third party

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One thing that comes to mind about the renaissance faire clips, isn't that essentially what the Quartering made a million videos knocking Johnny Somali for, the public nuisance streaming?
 
deskgum said:
One thing that comes to mind about the renaissance faire clips, isn't that essentially what the Quartering made a million videos knocking Johnny Somali for, the public nuisance streaming?
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Spot on. Rules for thee but not for me

Jimbo29 said:
You'd think Amazon would be a little more strict about this kinda stuff, especially since its showing up for me as an Amazons Choice selection

Would it be worthwhile following the Amazon link back to its origin? Aside from him seemingly ignoring Amazons requirements which makes it almost impossible it'll show up at wallmart, he would have to provide them with that information in some capacity to sell it even if its not printed on the product? Or at least they'd be able to provide information on where it was sent to them from, be it manufacturer or third party

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How will we know if it tastes like Charlie Sheen sire?
 
Scrolling through X, YouTube and Reddit it's clear Jer is completely fucked . PPP's prediction really became true: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
 
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE JEREMY HAMBLY. DO YOU HERE ME? TOMORROW THE CASINO GOES LIVE AND YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT COMES TO AND END BUDDY 💯
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Lake_Cresva_Sailor said:
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE JEREMY HAMBLY. DO YOU HERE ME? TOMORROW THE CASINO GOES LIVE AND YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT COMES TO AND END BUDDY 💯
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I'm amazed you got Gemini to recreate the gunt-flap so accurately. I'm even more amazed that Jer is still recognizable with 200 pounds removed. I don't think there's anyone with eyes as gross as his.
 
My dream is that Ralph breaks into Jeremy's streaming room, high on pills and mega drunk, and then proceeds to holler at Jeremy, while he shrinks down in shock and fear, with Scar joining in.
 
Magastrate said:
My dream is that Ralph breaks into Jeremy's streaming room, high on pills and mega drunk, and then proceeds to holler at Jeremy, while he shrinks down in shock and fear, with Scar joining in.
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My dreams are a bit smaller. I'd like to see Jer's confused dismay at the psychobabble wall of sound that comes at him from Ralph and Scarlett.
 
November 23, 2016 was the date the White Labeling (create your own grift) company inkablelabel
Released an article about starting your own coffee grift with custom flavors n shiet:
The Ultimate Guide to Creating Custom Coffee Bags
(archive)

They explicitly tell grifters "don't worry about it when it comes to FDA regulations"
Contrary to most food products (where nutritional labeling is scrutinized), the FDA currently doesn’t have any comprehensive labeling regulations for whole or ground coffee. Unless special nutritional claims are made, coffee beans are exempt from requirements apart from the usual brand name, product name, product weight, and company address.

FDA Reg 21 CFR 101.9 explicitly says:

Foods that contain insignificant amounts of all of the nutrients and food components required to be included in the declaration of nutrition information under paragraph (c) of this section, Provided, that the food bears no nutrition claims or other nutrition information in any context on the label or in labeling or advertising. Claims or other nutrition information subject the food to the provisions of this section. An insignificant amount of a nutrient or food component shall be that amount that allows a declaration of zero in nutrition labeling, except that for total carbohydrate, dietary fiber, and protein, it shall be an amount that allows a declaration of “less than 1 gram.” Examples of foods that are exempt under this paragraph include coffee beans (whole or ground), tea leaves, plain unsweetened instant coffee and tea, condiment-type dehydrated vegetables, flavor extracts, and food colors.
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Let’s start with going into detail about what content must be seen on your custom coffee bags. From there, we will move on to minor content for your custom coffee bags. Just a quick note that minor information isn’t to be considered irrelevant; this simply means this type of information will go into further detail when fully breaking down the identity of your product.

Essentially, this guide will best help you focus on the content that you choose to present to your prospective customers, for your own business and branding needs.
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And then we have this jewel:
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I am convinced this is the exact same article that Hamblo the ham cuck read or was briefed on or was promoted to him to start the whole coffee thing.

The funny thing is that shilling your own overpriced scam coffee is very common:
  • Chamberlain Coffee was founded by Emma Chamberlain in 2019 (some ghoul lookin bish "influencer")
  • Top of the Mornin' Coffee, founded by Seán McLoughlin (Jacksepticeye) in 2020 (the faggot who leeched a career out of pewdiepie)
  • Bankroll Coffee, launched by YouTuber Graham Stephan, officially went live in 2021 (your financial advice youtuber sire~)
that one was funny.
And finally and the one closest to that article and the one that has been compared to Jer's scam the most...
  • Player One Coffee was founded in 2017

There's a lot to dig trough here but Jer fucking up this bad could end the coffee grift not just for him but for all these people with all the scrutiny this shit is getting.
 
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