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I call both my dogs my furry little bitches all the time. I taunt them with the fact that I have thumbs and they do not. And, I call the husky a nigger every damned day, multiple times, just because he's solid white (and sometimes he is a retarded little nigger, lets be honest, shall we?) and that is just funny to me...

And I shall endeavor to redouble my doggy shittalking efforts. Reddit expects no less!
 
Redditors absolute hatred of hunting is just baffling to me. Not "hunting is not for me" but "if you hunt animals you're literally Hitler"
They just hate exotic hunting because it's rich people doing it. There's no deeper reason. They always ignore that exotic game hunters pay huge fees that fund conservation efforts in areas that otherwise struggle for funding because they're poor as fuck; this is not as important as rich person = bad.
They hate domestic hunters because they're right-wing/rural coded and right wing bad. There's no deeper reason. They always ignore the fact that these are state sanction activities for animals liked deer which no longer have natural predators in many places and would become even worse pests because that's not as important as (likely) republican bad.
Nearly all of the mainstream reddit gripes can be distilled to envy or tribalistic hate.
 
I know this is probably late, irrelevant, etc., but... has anyone been getting spammed a lot of those "true Reddit stories" on YouTube lately? Like, those fake retarded "I was dumped in the rain by my uncaring parents because my sibling said something bad about me; now the truth is out!" posts made by tards? For some reason, they've been popping up a lot on my feeds as of late.

Also, I got to ask... outside of the terminally-online, who in their right mind would think these are real? Seriously, I've seen fanfiction with more realistic premises than this shit.
 
I call both my dogs my furry little bitches all the time. I taunt them with the fact that I have thumbs and they do not. And, I call the husky a nigger every damned day, multiple times, just because he's solid white (and sometimes he is a retarded little nigger, lets be honest, shall we?) and that is just funny to me...

And I shall endeavor to redouble my doggy shittalking efforts. Reddit expects no less!
Calling your dog names in the nice doggy talk voice is what everyone does, right?
 
Calling your dog names in the nice doggy talk voice is what everyone does, right?
You'd think reddit would appreciate such an ironic nickname for a solid-white siberian husky. I guess the fact that they probably wouldn't is a HECKIN IRONY in itself.

And you're correct, of course. I'm not angrily screaming "YOU FUCKING DOUBLENIGGER!" but lovingly cooing "whos my little fluffy nigger?" or laughing and saying "you goofy little nigger!"

Besides, if you can't even shittalk your pets, who the hell can you shittalk?
 
I know this is probably late, irrelevant, etc., but... has anyone been getting spammed a lot of those "true Reddit stories" on YouTube lately? Like, those fake retarded "I was dumped in the rain by my uncaring parents because my sibling said something bad about me; now the truth is out!" posts made by tards? For some reason, they've been popping up a lot on my feeds as of late.

Also, I got to ask... outside of the terminally-online, who in their right mind would think these are real? Seriously, I've seen fanfiction with more realistic premises than this shit.
Because it's easy content. Horror channels do this too "DISTURBING STORIES FROM REDDIT" and it's the gayest shit ever.

They just make those videos when they know they have to make content but don't have anything to show. It's so easy too, it's just a narration of the post and the comments they got.
 

Redditors absolute hatred of hunting is just baffling to me. Not "hunting is not for me" but "if you hunt animals you're literally Hitler"
Fuck you faggot
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Almost all posts in those news subreddits consist of a link to an external news website. All you have to do is search for the original headline of the post, which is included in the link posted by @Slighly Used Gum; 'millionaire us big game hunter is trampled to'. Googling that gives some news articles about a millionare hunter trampled to death by elephants.

Here's one of the very first results (outside of Reddit) on Google.

That's it, that was the post. A link to a news website.
 
The popular American Doll series of dolls did some kind of Harry Potter thing recently and it caused all of the bored white "women" who populate the subreddit to endlessly sperg about Rowling debating whether anyone should be able to talk about the HP American Dolls or if it should just be censored entirely. They sperged so hard the head janny of the sub retired (I didn't check to see if the janny is a true and honest woman or a troon). The person who posted about it in r/subredditdrama is definitely a faggot though I give all my money to troons and suck the gock and never liked HP anyway (lie) don't hate me.

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crossposting from the rowling derangement thread
 
So Grok seems to be throwing up weird messages or just not working, i decide to check on the r/grok subreddit to get an idea, somewhat foolishly thinking that it would be a place where people semi knowledgeable about AI would have an idea. Instead I’m greeted by lots of people screaming into the void about it not working…because they can’t generate porn images or write smut fanfiction.
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I had this same experience a few days ago when I decided to try and mess with grok after I had previously tested it by running some of my own drawings through it to interesting results. Instead of what it was doing before, It kept generating an image that'd break upon generating and become a blank broken image icon. Trying to download it didn't work either and just gave me a 0.kb jpg file. So I look up online if it's down, and instead of talk about images being just broken I get results that are basically "WHY CAN'T I MAKE PORN WHY FDOES IT KEEP SAYING CONTENT MODERATED I'M PAYING FOR THIS TO MAKE ME PORN WHY CAN'T I ERP WITH MY GROK!" shit.

And now today instead of whatever glitch was happening causing images to break in general I find out all of grok is now limited to the higher tiers of paypiggies which is causing a war between the porn addicted gooner reddit people. The closest thing I got to an actual result to what I was looking for was someone saying offhand in one of the threads that images were broken on everything but the mobile phone app version of grok for some reason. So I'm guessing all the gooners are also phoneposters.
 
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