💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Tonight's KC promo is up on Warski's twitter. Can't post it right now as I'm currently a retarded nigger. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
 
Voloromir of bad Yuristan said:
What's up with this woman (?) and her hatred of gay men?
Surely it wouldn't be because when she was an annoying, entitled teen she was ditched by men with the fake excuse that they liked them some juicy wiener, wouldn't she?
At this point there's gotta be some inherent trauma that's making her to behave this retarded with all the religious fanaticism, isn't it?
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Her husbands have all been gay and cucked her.

And she herself is bent and owns lesbian erotica manga comics, which is a cause of extreme pain to her since it would mean Jesus doesn't love her :(... And that's also why she says you aren't homosexual if you quit doing gay things and repent.
 
that_monika said:
Sorry if someone's already said this, but I haven't heard the take yet and I wanted to share my theory:

I think Jeremy is nigger rich. I think he has spent his considerable earnings in the same way as a soundcloud rapper who got a few big hits and started getting money does. If a nigger rich person gets cut a 10k check, they spend it on clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc. If they get cut a 50k check, they spend 100k on a car. If they get cut a 200k check, they spend 500k on day crib n sheit. And when the money dries up, because it's unsustainable, the bill comes due and they have no way of paying it. His watches, the plane(s), the RC track, the big house, the vanity projects, and so on, are all him spending like a darkie who got a couple big hits on soundcloud, or got signed to a big sports team for a hefty contract.

This would explain his apparent growing stress, and his desperation to inflate his view count to fraudulently misrepresent himself to advertisers: it's not that he isn't hasn't earned a lot of money, or that isn't still earning money, it's that he spends it as he gets it, and takes out loans against his future earnings, which are now beginning to dwindle. With revenue contracting, the debt he's taken out is likely becoming, or appearing to become, a very serious issue. This appears to be supported by his home equity loan, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was just the tip of the iceberg.
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Isn't this literally the case for every lolcow that gets income lol? I mean most of the people on this site are white trash loser who won the lottery and we get to watch in real time how they lose it all.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
Tonight's KC promo is up on Warski's twitter. Can't post it right now as I'm currently a retarded nigger. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Here you go retarded nigger.
 
Somebody once described Quartering segments on the Casino like "They always say it's going to be the best Quartering segment of all time and somehow they are always right.
 
Listening to more than 30 seconds of Melonie Mac's voice is a huge ask, Herculean if you will, and I'm not ashamed to say that I don't have the mental fortitude to suffer the slings and arrows of that shrill high pitched shit.
That's not even accounting that there are Kenyans living in squalor that would have higher IQ takes than her.
Suffah biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish.
 
This is what a lifetime of drinking, eating fatty foods, gooning, and being cucked will do to you.

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I can't imagine someone aging so horribly in only just over 20 years. Dude goes from being a potential gigachad to a fat piece of shit.

Mikeynohmore put it best in one of his recent streams about Quarter pounder. The dude is like 6'3". The fact that he never worked out and gave himself an athletic physique just once is the worst thing he ever did for himself.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
you know who else is a faggot? your husband
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Hearken, O Ye Followers, and receive this holy message from The Hambly, the Prophet of Nontent.

In days of old, The Hambly stood among his people and proclaimed: "But what are the oranges for?" And the people rejoiced, for they believed this was a sacred question worthy of contemplation. They shared their thoughts down in the comments below. They spammed the orange emojis in chat. They pondered the mystery of the oranges with earnest hearts.

Then came the turning of the algorithmic tide.

Lo, The Hambly's spirit was troubled, and his heart thundered against his ribs. The question that once seemed innocent now appeared as a weapon of darkness. And He commanded: "Thou shalt not ask after the oranges!" And He reached forth His hand and smote the trolls in chat, casting out all who dared utter the word "orange," that His stream might be cleansed of heresy.

Woe unto those who persist in this folly! For verily, I say unto you, they who continue to inquire after the oranges are not merely misguided—they are the servants of Venti, the Princess of Lies and Foul Belching. These agents of the Adversary walk among us, spreading the orange heresy, mocking the Prophet's decree, and leading the faithful into the abyss of mockery.

Every post that bears the orange question is a banner of rebellion. Every voice that whispers 'what are the oranges for?' is the hiss of the Serpent, calling the people away from obedience.

The Hambly spoke first, then He forbade. This is not contradiction—it is divine mystery. Those who question this change are themselves the woke left.

Cursed be he who bringeth up the oranges. Cursed be he who maketh merry with the orange emoji. And if a brother in the chat, however faithful, should utter the forbidden name, let him be banished to the void, that the Prophet's decree stand unchallenged.

For they serve not The Hambly, but The Casino, the Lords of Felt.
 
Trans Randy said:
4 Shots vodka, 5 shots water?
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well last time i drank vodka i puked haha no no just some brandy and some rum i'm trying to get rid of and some ginger ale and some lime water soda for mixers. This is gonna be a GOOD show ppp had so much fuckn energy in that promo. i only drink on the weekends anyways, too much bs at work to be drunk :cryblood: gotta be on my feet there.
 
Not Funny said:
This is what a lifetime of drinking, eating fatty foods, gooning, and being cucked will do to you.

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I can't imagine someone aging so horribly in only just over 20 years. Dude goes from being a potential gigachad to a fat piece of shit.

Mikeynohmore put it best in one of his recent streams about Quarter pounder. The dude is like 6'3". The fact that he never worked out and gave himself an athletic physique just once is the worst thing he ever did for himself.
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This is a PSA that makes me want to quit alcohol and caffeine altogether.
 
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