Chibi Reviews / Jacob "Jake" W Seibers / Chibi Otaku - Lolicon grifter, attention whore crybaby, victim of snarky snappy, cuck, victim of AI skeleton chairs

[McSneaks]

There making a cum tribute of his brother……

Jesus christ man, You don’t have to go at a dead guy to fuck with chibi jesus

It says like his best friend already make a cum tribute. Cheebos girlfriend. Lul

 

[catcher]

Use with care

This is hilarious but is there a way to make it so it sounds similar to the Alice in Chains song?

 

[Azvohuf]

hesitate, mr chibi, hesitate (2026) by tranniggretardiscordickkkuckike
there is a gooner that-a you know
who's everlasting looking for a row
and though xe is bullied by the whole town
expect xim to be more retarded now
xis brother is a dead chair by the weh
but when xe got turboraped quicly fled
i met that gooner other night
and this is what i said
hesitate, mr Chibi, hesitate, the way you victimize will never do
dont goon to 'p anymore you big cuck
a hundred niggers 'gain will go break your buck
so if you think you can do a brigade
your retard powers we wont underrate
just-a take this-a tip im a-giving you now
hesitate, mr Chibi, hesitate

 

[Shadow Banned By God]

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If @Null doesn't play this next stream, I'll be MATI

 

[Detractor Truck]

Sweeping for Chibi going to happen later

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

AHAHAHA Chibi's ball-licker is seething. Bet it hurt typing that out. Apparently we're all a collective hivemind.

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The fearmongers are out in droves today. Twenty year Internet veterans are here to tell us that Chibi isn't lolcow worthy (despite just as many people making fun of him on other sites and there being no agreed upon requirements of cowdom) and we should all collectively bow down to our future surveillance state. Chibi is the cucknary in the coalmine!!!

 

[ILikeForwardAssists]

Despite belief some have of him being a mastermind to control narratives. He does have enough of a victim complex that any language that sounds complicit. He'll instantly assume guilty as charged.
He's a reactionary retard.

He runs into the problem of hate reading where he'll skip over what is actually being said/discussed and hyperfocus on what he thinks is a smoking gun thinking people here are out to get him and misplaces blame on KF instead of the Sharty because he frequents this place more. Even when provided an opposite perspective. He falls into the trap a lot of lolcows do, and double down, because "we're mean".

Chibi does need to learn that airing your grievances 24/7 online is opening you up to low blows. Especially the cuckening incident. He should've just taken a month off. But that's just hindsight.

 

[Rogney]

nu 'toss

 

[Azvohuf]

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hesitate, mr chibi, hesitate (2026) by trannyggretardiscordickkkuckike
there is a gooner that-a you know
who's everlasting looking for a row
and though xe is bullied by the whole town
expect xim to be more retarded now
xis brother is a dead chair by the weh
but when xe got turboraped quicly fled
i met that gooner other night
and this is what i said
hesitate, mr Chibi, hesitate, the way you victimize will never do
dont goon to 'p anymore you big cuck
a hundred niggers 'gain will go break your buck
so if you think you can do a brigade
your retard powers we wont underrate
just-a take this-a tip im a-giving you now
hesitate, mr Chibi, hesitate

should i replace retard powers by grifting powers?

 

[Spanish Chud]

 

[Detractor Truck]

AHAHAHA Chibi's ball-licker is seething. Bet it hurt typing that out. Apparently we're all a collective hivemind.
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The fearmongers are out in droves today. Twenty year Internet veterans are here to tell us that Chibi isn't lolcow worthy (despite just as many people making fun of him on other sites and there being no agreed upon requirements of cowdom) and we should all collectively bow down to our future surveillance state. Chibi is the cucknary in the coalmine!!!

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I expected them to call us "wokies" "Hasan fans" or "tourist"

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You really can see why everyone in his friend group sided with the cheating woman over him.
He is just so unlikable.

 

[ConanTheVintarian]

Chibi Reviews has doubled down on his lies against Kiwi Farms. He is actively claiming that Kiwi Farms wants to pay $200 to a teen to assassinate and kill Chibi Reviews in real life.
This is borderline libel. Jacob is so utterly dishonest.
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Spoiler: Images

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we're gonna hire SAM HYDE
HE'S COMING TO KILL YOU!!!
FROM THE FISH TANK!!!

 

[Slimy Time]

The quote tweets to his original post are as autistic as he is. They really think it’s “Green Reddit” with a collective hive mind like regular Reddit.

It’s also the classic “a lie goes around the world before the truth gets the chance to put its trousers on”.

 

[Bioniclelover]

 

[Taser Confetti]

>Report all you want Chibi - it won’t unchair your brother!

 

[Cheese_lad]

Carlos Miguel del Callar is still complaining that he's being made fun of for being Filipino. He also says were sweeping for doxing, which no one on this site gives a shit about, and harassment, which Chibi hasn't experienced in months even if you include his fake swatting. L/A

(Thank you @notorietus for all this info.) This dude might have the worst OPSEC I've ever seen. He literally has his full name in a substack that he linked on his account. L/A

Through @notorietus 5 minute search, he was able to find his city, other aliases, partial phone number, partial face doxes, and accounts connected to real life friends. L/A, L/A, L/A

He was also able to find a flickr with a very weird photo of two dolls favorited. L/A

Spoiler: Borderline NSFW

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here to tell us that Chibi isn't lolcow worth

The only trait you need in order to be a lolcow is to be consistently entertaining in an unintentional way. Also L/A for the Kohoto tweet.

 

[Azvohuf]

how do you know xis swatting was staged

 

[Cedric_Eff]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH BRO WHAT!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE THINKS KF MEMBERS SET UP AN HIT OUT ON HIM!? GO OUTSIDE YOU NINCOMPOOP!!

Seriously though, the only person who’ve threatened narco-terror on KF got banned so hard.

 

[Terminally Late and Gay]

You really can see why everyone in his friend group sided with the cheating woman over him.
He is just so unlikable.

Wasn’t said group pretty sizable too? Like about a dozen or so? If so then how fucking unlikeable of a person do you gotta be to not have at least ONE nigga in your corner?

If that’s the case I’d bet money that in the future Chibi’s ex will come out with a document of all the shit he does we don’t see. Because I am so curious on what it looks like to be that insufferable that an entire friend group collectively turns their back on you.