📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[CertifiedFedBot]

If this had been policy rather than a hate crime, gatekeeping the worst of the molesty perverts, they wouldn't be the number two most hated group on the internet right after Indians. Who interestingly enough have the exact same image problem.
Too bad for them it's too little too late.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

It's called r/honeyfuckers, there you will be able to find all the bee porn you could ever want.

I, in a very dumb moment, first thought it would be a sub with vids of bees dancing in hives and being on flowers. No, it is femboy bees cumming honey.

How intriguing. I did some more digging, and I have some suspicions as to why our bumbling little bee may have decided his time in the hive was over...

FB witnesses says he had a gun, and a handmaiden rushes to guntguard:

He also had a GFM:

Poor FB boomer can't figure it out and another handmaiden:


More handmaidening:


His obit mentions fucking Elden Ring and Dark Souls
Oh and that he left behind a kid...

Spoiler: Obit Text

Lindsey Cole Obituary​

Obituary published on Legacy.com by Robert Massie Funeral Home - San Angelo from Apr. 16 to Apr. 20, 2026.
Lindsay Amanda Cole, born February 5, 1986, in New Orleans, passed away Wednesday, April 15, 2026, in San Angelo at the age of 40.

Lindsay loved stories. She studied philosophy and earned her bachelor's degree because she was drawn to life's biggest questions. She was someone who would sit with an idea, turn it over carefully, challenge it, and often find humor within it. She believed life was something to examine thoughtfully and also something to live fully.

She found joy in immersive worlds. Whether exploring the relentless landscapes of Doom, surviving the haunting beauty of Elden Ring, or embracing the challenge of Dark Souls and Bloodborne, Lindsay appreciated games that demanded persistence and resilience. She understood that difficulty could make achievement more meaningful.

She also shared that love of imagination with her daughter. Together, they built and explored side by side in Minecraft, creating their own worlds block by block. Above all, Lindsay loved spending time with Terra. Those moments, whether simple or significant, meant more to her than anything else.

Music was a constant companion in her life. She listened widely and without limits, always open to discovering something new or revisiting an old favorite. She also enjoyed writing, shaping her thoughts into words and continuing her lifelong love of storytelling in her own voice.

Lindsay is survived by her mother, Lori Cole, her daughter Terra Cole, her niece and nephew, Celes and Aidon Cole. Remembered by Amy Cole. She was preceded in death by her father, Dan Cole; her stepmother, Carol; and her brother, Brandon Cole.

Her memory lives on in the worlds she explored, the ideas she wrestled with, and the stories she carried with her.

 

[Salted Caramel Tears]

Guess what's icky?

This is just the age-old method of how a troon humblebrags.

 

[lurking for the deets]

I was half way joking by calling him a crossdressing exhibitionist but this freak really was exposing his dick and sexually harassing women. Rest in piss, one lest sexual predator out in the world. Sickening that there are laws making kicking that freak out illegal.

 

[Baumstriezel]

One less sex pest in the world. Good. Sometimes the trash takes itself out.

 

[Small Hat Linux]

He was middle-aged and really, really into rope BDSM

the bee porn tranny was seriously norwooding.

Nigga's got that Dennis Rader phenotype.

 

[Brap God]

The bee porn tranny is dead.

Probably only I care because nobody knows who this person was. But it's fucking funny.

I am sorry for your loss.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

@Magic Pickle thank you for adding more context. So the bee fucker was caught being creepy in locker rooms, and then 41%’d himself in one of the most selfish ways possible when he was about to face actual consequences. Likely also to reframe the narrative that he was the actual victim.

Only his handmaidens would believe, that, however. Sorry, sir, but Josh Alcorn only got sympathy for going that way because he was a depressed 17 year old and the TRA movement was only getting started. Dude knew he was cooked after being busted multiple times (including video evidence) and took the coward’s way out.

Just wish he did it with BDSM ropes like someone else theorized instead of an innocent driver. On brand for a tranny, though. Self serving until the very end. Good riddance

 

[Sean Andalou]

It's not even kinky or depraved, it's just very, very silly.

At least no real bees were involved.
But someone somewhere is stupid and depraved enough to stick his dick into a beehive.

This is just the age-old method of how a troon humblebrags.

Yes. Which is to say a humblebrag with an extra large helping of self-delusion.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

I called the Bee porn line.
They were busy.

 

[peepooman]

Don't want to laugh at this horrible story, but how do they not see that the rules they tried to impose on others ("everyone is who they say they are") make even them vulnerable to abuse?

"No one would ever pretend to be a tranny to gain access to female changing rooms, prisons etc. That just doesn't happen. Btw sisters beware of the evil chasers who pretend to be trannies to gain your trust."

God, I hate trannies so fucking much and even then it's not enough.

 

[Sean Andalou]

The curse of almost getting it strikes again!


Reddit -- Archive
Note: The word fetish was inline spoilered in the original.

Like, it sometimes clicks and it's the best feeling but most of the time I feel like a faker with a fetish or something. Is it normal ? Am I valid ?

Just posted, no answers yet.
But this one bears watching.

 

[Eva Braun]

The new Tomodachi Life game is based

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Be careful what you wish for, troon. Given the known fact that proclivities for degeneracy literally stain everyone within the “community,” a rabid #MeToo-esque purge to eradicate wrongdoers via introduction of realistic standards would lead to a total collapse that’d decimate troon social circles. The time for gatekeeping and common sense was shirked in favor of the current insanity, and it’s caused damage to where it’s virtually impossible to clean the rot out at this point- the whole building would have to be condemned and demolished.

#MeToo for troons would be too little, too late, if the goal is to claw back favor and legitimacy with the general public. They’d only isolate themselves further. The ones with a lingering shred of sense would detroon, others would linger in hikikomori misery, and others would join the 41%. Funnily, a troon #MeToo would cause the movement and members to go back into the closet/shadows of society, where that bullshit belongs. It’d be like a dying organism thrashing violently in its death throes, as it fades into oblivion.

I’ve been saying for years that the troon community’s biggest problem is the unwillingness to acknowledge that troons can ever do anything wrong, even among themselves. Every time a predator gets outed, the cry is that it’s transphobia, or if they can’t do that, what’s important is protecting the community. Like, dude, failing to acknowledge perverts is doing way more damage to the trans community than saying “biological male.”

I found that sub a while back and just assumed it was a parody. It's clearly mimicking the monstergirl, furry, etc subs and fandoms. Japan has had "sexy bee girl" as a trope ever since Sailor Moon or earlier, I think, so it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility that it's an actual fetish, but it's a bit like saying "that girl wearing a bunny girl headband is furry porn." Sometimes a cute girl in a stupid costume is just a cute girl.

Aren’t there photos of Elliot Fong-Jones in a bee onesie?

 

[Levi]

“for unknown reasons,” 40-year-old Lindsey Amanda Cole of San Angelo “crossed the main lane of travel” in front of the vehicle while walking on the road.

The driver did not have any injuries reported.

Hate to make this even a bit serious considering "BEE PORN TRANNY" but I'm glad the driver was okay. Even when committing final transition to death, trannies always attempt to kill, endanger, or inconvenience total innocent strangers. Attention seeking even post-death. smh

 

[Sean Andalou]

Like, dude, failing to acknowledge perverts is doing way more damage to the trans community than saying “biological male.”

But which does the most damage to their individual ability to maintain the delusion?
It is a "community" of the pathologically self centered.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Rare chance to use the slur for this barlo motherfucker.

Forty kaan %

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Friggin' kaans all up in my honey bidness...

bumbling little bee

...philosophy degree...

90% of philo grads I've known were hot messes, while the other 10% were easily some of the smartest, most well-put-together people I've had the pleasure of knowing. No middle ground, and no exceptions. This pattern seems to apply to teachers as well.

 

[Joseph McCarthy]

I thought "bee porn tranny" meant the tranny was shoving bees up his ass or stinkditch. Bee fursonas is a lot more tame though.

 

[AfghanBlue]

True, but at least Pooners aren't much of a physical threat even when they do sidle in. They just stand seething in the corner, then go home and blog teary novellas about being ignored. They’re not towering rape hons who suck the air out of every room they’re in. They do more harm on the internet than they do in real life. They can shit up places like reddit with little trouble, but it doesn’t translate into real life for the reason that women generally don’t have much success physically intimidating groups of men.
Yes, the lil’ fellas shouldn’t be in gay bars, but in the meantime at least we can rest our drinks on their heads.

I'd rather fend off a rapey troon than be at the other side of a packed room with a stank poon.
Idk what it is, age or whatever, but I've got an increasingly weak stomach these days and suss bodily smells make me literally vomit now.
So I sympathise with the fags even if they aren't at physical risk.

 

[Sean Andalou]

The curse of almost getting it strikes again!

Reddit -- Archive
Note: The word fetish was inline spoilered in the original.

Just posted, no answers yet.
But this one bears watching.

Three hours later, lots of responses.
Updated archive link
Here are a few off the top:

You are most certainly valid!

I kept seeing glimpses of "her" in the mirror and came to realize she was dying to emerge. So, I allowed her to step forward. Ever since then, she's been a lot more present in the mirror!

Some days ago I tried dressing up and wearing makeup. Do you know what I saw? So I wore a girly dress. Then wore some makeup. But when I was combing my hair to fit a girly fashion,my brain instantly saw a woman dressing up. Yes!. You heard that right. I saw myself as a woman. Sometimes I have imposter syndrome. But that day I felt myself as a woman was dressing up

You are most certainly valid.

The time may vary from person to person (I just didn't want to leave the transgender guys out). For myself I really didn't start seeing myself as a woman until around 18 months in my transition. After 2 years I finally got it. I was never a boy. Just, I and everyone else thought that I was a boy.

Just keep living your life and be true to yourself and you will figure it out too.

Emphasis added.

Best one, further down, my choice.

I never felt like a woman and this kept me back a little, always doubting myself. But I knew HRT was right for me (cured my depression, anxiety and reoccurring migraines, all in first week, with minimal dose). Then I started wondering why is HRT good for me if I'm not a woman? Well, when you live your whole life under the men expectations, you adapt. I remember being sensitive as a child, and I now can compare myself with my own son, and noticed how different I was. Everything made sense, I thought I was a man only because everyone else believed it, and expected it. But I realised I was always sensitive as a woman, loved as a woman, and even thought as a woman. It took around a year to realise all this, but what helped the most I think, was that I started to look like one, just a little. It's hard to feel as a women if you see a man in the mirror.

Dear Reddit, please please please gaslight me.