Chibi Reviews / Jacob "Jake" W Seibers / Chibi Otaku - Lolicon grifter, attention whore crybaby, victim of snarky snappy, cuck, victim of AI skeleton chairs

[Starefag]

Not all lolcows are leftoids, but all leftoids are lolcows

Incorrect. a lolcow needs to be funny in it's antics. Simply BEING leftoid doesn't make you a lolcow, you must be a spergish public figure.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Imagine lying to protect a pedophile. This dude needs to get his files checked.

 

[Subtle Foreshadowing]

Incorrect. a lolcow needs to be funny in it's antics. Simply BEING leftoid doesn't make you a lolcow, you must be a spergish public figure.

So basically extremists. And not just political extremists, but also people that base their entire existences of some stupid autistic goyslop.

For Jacob, that's his immense love and adoration for drawings of underage characters.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Incorrect. a lolcow needs to be funny in it's antics. Simply BEING leftoid doesn't make you a lolcow, you must be a spergish public figure.

Well yeah, but leftoids like Hasan and Destiny are lolcows because of their retarded views, eventhough they don't sperg out as much as say Chris Chan used to do.

Sometimes just having enough of an audience with certain views makes you a "lolcow" of sorts

 

[harmy.kook]

He was briefly a lolcow back when he and metokor were beefing at each other.

>Sends Quartering to false flag somebody's channel through bannable dono messages
>Smugly chuckles

 

[Egress]

because of their retarded views

Hassan's a lolcow because he's a nepo baby grifter that has zero principles, if he practiced what he preached he'd be a lolcow for being a psycho instead of being a faggot. Destiny's a lolcow because he's a porn addicted gooner freak with a taste for BPDemons, while also being a shitty debate bro with delusions of grandeur. If they were right wing instead of left wing they'd still be who they are, and would still be lolcows.

 

[FPTMIU]

Was Sargon ever a lolcow? I haven't followed him closely but he was always mildly based, and has only gotten further right-wing over time.

He was years ago, now he's just a right wing brit with mid political takes.

 

[FPTMIU]

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Imagine lying to protect a pedophile. This dude needs to get his files checked.

I'm paying 200 zimbabwe dollars to the guy who will pay 200 us dollars to me and then i will pay 200 zimbabwe dollars to whoever soyquotes this guy

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Was Sargon ever a lolcow? I haven't followed him closely but he was always mildly based, and has only gotten further right-wing over time.

Sargon "it depends on the child, my grandfather is black" of akkad was a lolcow for a bit. He's calmed down a lot and just makes standard right wing brit takes these days. He still killed UKIP though.

The people defending chibi are also degenerate weirdos. Mr obvious has his own degeneracy and pedo tendencies documented on this very site.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Veeh TV acting like a fucking moron yet again defending pedophiles.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

“Kiwi farmers, hypocrites that you are. If chibi is enough of a loser to be considered a lolcow, then why don’t you make fun of Sargon of Akkad?”

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But Sargon does have a thread, lol. These people are so dumb. The search feature is available to guests

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

I don't think he's that retarded he knows it's a joke he just doesn't care and knows his retard autist hugbox on twitter will believe him no matter what

Chibi Reviews further proves he's like Keffals, except even more retarded. At least Keffals was smart enough to crop the negative reactions from his screenshot to further manipulate his followers into believing the majority of Kiwi Farms users support this type of gayops.

There are multiple fast threads on this site. When I sent reports in the Fishtank thread (the fastest thread on the site during seasons) to stop off-topic sperging, I had to wait more than 24 hours for a moderator to resolve the issue. Jacob Seibers should be grateful that he gets as much attention as he craves, and that this unfunny milquetoast joke was deleted so quickly. But then again, Kiwi Farms having effective moderation is counter-intuitive to his grift, because he wants to manipulate his audience of <100IQ pinoys into believing he's a free speech warrior attacked by the lunatic lefties.

It's funny as fuck that once upon a time Chibi and Josh once had an alliance, at least for a brief moment, when it came to fighting against VISA and Mastercard for censoring Steam and beyond. But it's clear before and after that day Chibi gives zero fucks about anything and believes in nothing but his own gain, and that couldn't be anymore evident by his behavior towards the Farms and others despite being a """"Free Speech Advocate"""".
If this fucker were in any position of power, he would do anything he could to get this place defunded and deplatformed for mocking his goon addiction (TRANNY BEHAVOIR! )

A common argument lolishos made to rationalize their perverted art was that banning it would be the first step in mass censorship and abolishing free speech. Fortunately, they're not smart enough to hide their true intentions, and we can now see that they don't care about free speech or censorship of legal, yet morally dubious speech (like making jokes about digging up corpses), and they truly only care about engaging in their perverted fetish without any consequences. Just look at people like Mr Obvious, who's very giddy about the idea of Kiwi Farms going down. [O1/A1/O2/A2]

Archive everything.
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Why did you ignore Josh's warning?

Post in thread 'Chibi Reviews / Jacob "Jake" W Seibers / Chibi Otaku'

Apr 24, 2026

Just FYI Chibi is deliberately giving attention to people to provoke them to make jokes he can take out of context. He's trying to cause problems so he can cry for attention and money. It's working so far for him. It's a bad idea to give him what he wants. Even if you're saying you're a hitman for hire for a cheeseburger, which is blatantly ridiculous, he will treat it seriously for simpies. Anime avatar lolicons have autism and will also take it seriously because they're too low intelligence not to.

• Null

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Stop giving Chibi ammo. Jacob Seibers is dishonest and will take anything out of context and make it worse than it is. You are going to get the thread locked at this point.

He brought these jokes onto himself by completely misunderstanding/knowingly misinterpreting @Messiah Mike's post

• The original sharty post talked about setting a $200 for visiting his home and leaving printed pictures of soyjaks there (something that snarky.snappy users did before, and not just once)
• Messiah Mike posts a screenshot of said post, leading to a discussion, where he brings up how funny it would be if Chibi "pulled a boogie" referring to Boogie's overreaction to being trolled by Frank Hassle
• @Fat At The Internet then gives tips on how to approach Chibi Review's house to effectively place the soyjak pictures in the "funniest" way possible

All these posts could be classified as gayops/cowtipping. HOWEVER, Chibi doesn't simply call it out, and instead alleges that Kiwi Farms users are actively plotting to kill him for $200. Users in this thread then make fun of him because his overreaction and the idea that someone would take a low bounty of $200 is absurd. Had he simply mentioned how the plans to visit his home with pictures of soyjaks are crossing the line, he might've even gotten sypmathy of some users (though as we established before, he craves the opposite because it makes him money). Instead, he decided to keep spreading false allegations of plotting an assasination, which made the whole situation ridiculous and mockable.

EDIT: Fixed archive link

 

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Chibi practicing standing your ground:

 

[Egress]

Ultra rare Oreo W

 

[Subtle Foreshadowing]

Ultra rare Oreo W

If only Chibi had befriended Nick...

 

[Fat At The Internet]

Veeh TV acting like a fucking moron yet again defending pedophiles.

Since we have Chibi's attention and assuming it's not just his lolitroon group sending him links, don't forget to post the police report from February.

 

[Memerson]

All I've seen are people raging at 4chan and the farms for the original post from sharty, are people just retarded?

 

[Goonsmoker]

Archive everything.
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Why did you ignore Josh's warning?

Post in thread 'Chibi Reviews / Jacob "Jake" W Seibers / Chibi Otaku'

Apr 24, 2026

Just FYI Chibi is deliberately giving attention to people to provoke them to make jokes he can take out of context. He's trying to cause problems so he can cry for attention and money. It's working so far for him. It's a bad idea to give him what he wants. Even if you're saying you're a hitman for hire for a cheeseburger, which is blatantly ridiculous, he will treat it seriously for simpies. Anime avatar lolicons have autism and will also take it seriously because they're too low intelligence not to.

• Null

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Stop giving Chibi ammo. Jacob Seibers is dishonest and will take anything out of context and make it worse than it is. You are going to get the thread locked at this point.

>warns users not to be faggots
>users proceed to be faggots
LMFAO. I'm feeling pretty vindicated right now.

Edit:

Just look at people like Mr Obvious, who's very giddy about the idea of Kiwi Farms going down. [O1/A1/O2/A2]

This guy loves orbiting and supporting lolishos; very interesting.

 

[Egress]

It just dawned on me that "people" genuinely believe that Null is crowdfunding rape niggers. God bless the Internet

 

[Fields Of Rye]

All I've seen are people raging at 4chan and the farms for the original post from sharty, are people just retarded?

No they are literally coomers who recognize that conventional websites tolerate them and ban the people who are mean to them so they'll just openly lie in the hopes the New York Times decides to pick up the torch in the name of people who most people would describe as vegetarian pedophiles.