Correspondent Dinner shooting

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

There’s a couple livestreams of the event, scroll back about 34 minutes to see what happened.

 

[mingo mongo]

> mr president there's a dead libtard in the lobby
> throw a tarp over it. i want my steak well done and with ketchup.

gonna take a crazy guess and say it was a schizo veteran.

I’m still sticking to crazy (maybe recently fired) journalist. Mexican woman.

 

[BaronVonBonk]

I’m taking bets, current odds 1 to 2.5 for Troon, 1 to 7 for Journalist, 1 to 5 for Iranian, 1 to 10 for Black.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

I’m going left wing retard, light on political grievances and heavy on schizo stuff

 

[Bullooo]

I have been enjoying watching all these cable news hacks looking terrified stirring around the ballroom.

 

[GlupShitto]

The Trump administration desperately needs to stamp out these leftist freaks. They want us killed. They want to kill us all. They won't be happy until everyone to the right of Marx is dead. We need to fight back. This is war.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Nothingburger I'm afraid


That or someone fancied themselves a new luigi. It'll be interesting when they identify the shooter at the very least.

There's something majorly wrong when, in a first world country, you have a 'oh, sorry, someone tried to shoot the place up and we blew them away in the lobby' event and then dinner just carries on as normal. Why is clown world like this.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm going to say pooner journo trying to end the troonocaust and liberate her Palestinian brethren

 

[GlupShitto]

There's something majorly wrong when, in a first world country, you have a 'oh, sorry, someone tried to shoot the place up and we blew them away in the lobby' event and then dinner just carries on as normal. Why is clown world like this.

My biggest problem with the current administration is that they weren't willing to label the Democrats a terrorist organization. After they killed Charlie we should've cracked down, but instead we let them turn it into a joke.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I’m taking bets, current odds 1 to 2.5 for Troon, 1 to 7 for Journalist, 1 to 5 for Iranian, 1 to 10 for Black.

What are the odds it was one of the Pod Jons of Pod Save America?

 

[Enig]

Oh man this is terrible, we need to bomb more places in the name of Israel immediately

 

[mingo mongo]

BREAKING : I CAN CONFIRM THAT THE SHOOTER HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS ELITE IRGC MARKSMAN SAMIL HYDULLAH

 

[Pat Mustard]

>If only you knew how bad things really are

 

[GlupShitto]

Oh man this is terrible, we need to bomb more places in the name of Israel immediately

We should bomb Seattle.

 

[The Gene Genie]

So the shooter is allegedly dead in the lobby, but they're still continuing with the event? The President is still going to attend?

This doesn't make any sense.

 

[mingo mongo]

So the shooter is allegedly dead in the lobby, but they're still continuing with the event? The President is still going to attend?

This doesn't make any sense.

I mean, if the threat’s gone, no reason to stop the show.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Assassination attempts have been so regular that every time it happens, it's less and less important....I think Charlie Kirk assassination was peak....nothing could probably beat that shit ...m

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Leaked photograph of the shooter.

BREAKING

: I CAN CONFIRM THAT THE SHOOTER HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS ELITE IRGC MARKSMAN SAMIL HYDULLAH
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Fuck.

 

[los pepes]

So the shooter is allegedly dead in the lobby, but they're still continuing with the event? The President is still going to attend?

This doesn't make any sense.

If shots were fired at all the FBI is locking the entire place down as a crime scene. If it was a door slamming or some shit (certainly didn't sound like it) then they'll probably continue after a delay.

 

[Temu Glock Switch]

The Trump administration desperately needs to stamp out these leftist freaks. They want us killed. They want to kill us all. They won't be happy until everyone to the right of Marx is dead. We need to fight back. This is war.

I'm currently placing my bet on unarmed victim shot by jittery Secret Service agents.