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There's no fucking way a ship in the United States Navy has a galley ladleing out big dollops of hummus. Anyone who thinks you get in line for an hour and get served fucking hummus and don't wrap the cook up in chains and throw him overboard has never shit in a flush toilet.
 
Serious question, how much damage could one of those F-5s loaded with explosives and missiles do on a one-way trip to idk a US destroyer or an aircraft carrier (could they even get through the security screen)?
My recollection is that the F5 is a light fighter with a bomb load limited to one M118 750lb bomb. Missiles were 2 AIM7's and 2 AIM9B's, although I don't think it can carry the AIM7's and the M118 concurrently. Iran may have adapted it to carry other weapons, but there's not really anything they could do to increase the bomb load.

It also wasn't designed for ground attack and lacks any sort of advanced bomb sight or targeting system.
 
There's no fucking way a ship in the United States Navy has a galley ladleing out big dollops of hummus. Anyone who thinks you get in line for an hour and get served fucking hummus and don't wrap the cook up in chains and throw him overboard has never shit in a flush toilet.
they arent flush toilets, they are suction powered, atleast the one on the ford is and thats why they keep breaking
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some retarted nog prolly put his shirt down the shitter and backed up the whole system
 
Serious question, how much damage could one of those F-5s loaded with explosives and missiles do on a one-way trip to idk a US destroyer or an aircraft carrier (could they even get through the security screen)?
If all the ship's systems were down and everyone on board was asleep, the F-5 would do more damage MAY THE EMPEROR LIVE TEN THOUSAND YEARS kamikaze-ing than with anything else. If it were very lucky it could do serious damage to a destroyer. Aircraft carrier would barely notice probably, it would do the most damage hitting the island rather than the deck or hull
 
Yes but I'm not at all convinced it'll hurt the Americas as badly as it's going to hurt Europe and especially the Pacific.
I will not power level but this war is fucking up where I live pretty bad. The main thing is the worry of cooking gas Butane and the overall cost of international travel.
Unfortunately faggots like @diroama for some reason aren't bringing that issue up. For a lack of a better term the Asian hemisphere is gonna start burning coal to cook food instead of Butane and its gonna suck.
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Eurocucks aren't reliant on Iran Butane so I guess Diroama is turd word or Eurofaggot. Or maybe a Russian lover.
 
I will not power level but this war is fucking up where I live pretty bad. The main thing is the worry of cooking gas Butane and the overall cost of international travel.
Unfortunately faggots like @diroama for some reason aren't bringing that issue up. For a lack of a better term the Asian hemisphere is gonna start burning coal to cook food instead of Butane and its gonna suck.
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Eurocucks aren't reliant on Iran Butane so I guess Diroama is turd word or Eurofaggot. Or maybe a Russian lover.
Ohh saar...
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Its so hilarious the hypothetical indian is complaining about the cost of INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL, wonder why lmao

its also driving up the price of MRI's to the tune of about 30% worldwide cause helium is what cools down the magnets in the machines and the helium comes out of the straight from Qatar via the strait.

sorry to place that a little above THIS GUY being able to sell fried cow shit and chicken
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So we've now officially entered siege warfare? Wild.
Trump could have initiated battle this weekend, but he decided to build two more towers and another battering ram so he could take the east wall and the south at the same time. If he can get his elite swordsman to sneak up the north gate in time, he'll have two units of cavalry running around the city. Once he has those in, you can pretty much just cheese the retarded ai no matter how tall their stack is.
 
There's no fucking way a ship in the United States Navy has a galley ladleing out big dollops of hummus. Anyone who thinks you get in line for an hour and get served fucking hummus and don't wrap the cook up in chains and throw him overboard has never shit in a flush toilet.

I can't believe those pictures are STILL being floated around as proof of anything. Any military guy can tell you what actual food rationing looks like. MRE's, cut down meal times. Etc. And if it was that bad I think we would have heard literally more than two people on reddit say something about it.
 
There's no fucking way a ship in the United States Navy has a galley ladleing out big dollops of hummus. Anyone who thinks you get in line for an hour and get served fucking hummus and don't wrap the cook up in chains and throw him overboard has never shit in a flush toilet.
I once spent 6 weeks in the field eating nothing but rations. When I got back in, they only had vegetarian options at the kitchen as part of some health initiative. I tried to fight the entire kitchen staff I was so mad.
 
Yes, of course there is going to be damage, but relative to what? 2008, COVID, the Ukraine war, etc.? Further, it is not a question of just the resulting damage imo, but also what the US gains by degrading Iran, Venezuela, Cuba, etc.

The gain may indeed be worth the pain, but it is too early to be able to say that.
Jesus. The countries you named are bumps on the bottom of your feet; they’re not even real threats compared to the other powers.

The damage is bad and is going to get a lost worse for relatively, almost nothing in return. Youll
Enjoy along with everyone else the impacts for the remainder of the year and probably into 2027. From your food, to medical and oil, thisbstrait closire has far reaching effects that are almost all to be endured down the line.
 
If all the ship's systems were down and everyone on board was asleep, the F-5 would do more damage MAY THE EMPEROR LIVE TEN THOUSAND YEARS kamikaze-ing than with anything else. If it were very lucky it could do serious damage to a destroyer. Aircraft carrier would barely notice probably, it would do the most damage hitting the island rather than the deck or hull
I was thinking more so a destroyer would be an easier target to hit.
 
Jesus. The countries you named are bumps on the bottom of your feet; they’re not even real threats compared to the other powers.

The damage is bad and is going to get a lost worse for relatively, almost nothing in return. Youll
Enjoy along with everyone else the impacts for the remainder of the year and probably into 2027. From your food, to medical and oil, thisbstrait closire has far reaching effects that are almost all to be endured down the line.
We went from irreversible economic catastrophe to "remainder of the year and probably into 2027" :story:
 
Jesus. The countries you named are bumps on the bottom of your feet; they’re not even real threats compared to the other powers.

The damage is bad and is going to get a lost worse for relatively, almost nothing in return. Youll
Enjoy along with everyone else the impacts for the remainder of the year and probably into 2027. From your food, to medical and oil, thisbstrait closire has far reaching effects that are almost all to be endured down the line.
Where do you find this fanfiction?
 
Where do you find this fanfiction?
It's a common belief of people who consume BRICSfag propaganda. My uncle is one and he's been prophesying how America will fall and consequences will never be the same like this for actual decades now. The reasons for the happening always change but it always ends up at "This is gonna spiral out of control, things are gonna get really bad really soon, just wait and see."
 
It's a common belief of people who consume BRICSfag propaganda. My uncle is one and he's been prophesying how America will fall and consequences will never be the same like this for actual decades now. The reasons for the happening always change but it always ends up at "This is gonna spiral out of control, things are gonna get really bad really soon, just wait and see."
I don't mean this as an attack but is your uncle not white/from a shithole country? Like how does one end up that doomerpilled?
 
Tell me this: Why does the United States and Israel NOT want Iran to have nuclear weapons so badly (Essentially the #1 objective of the current war) if it wasn't going to stop from trying to cripple every aspect of Iran's government, military, and infrastructure,
Because there is no scenario which Iran gets a nuclear weapon where the end result is better for the US.

The best case scenario is that it complicates a future attack against Iran because the nukes would probably have to be targeted in priority before anything else, and the risk of a base catching a warhead would be real.

The worst case is that the religious nutjobs in power decide the time to bring about the return of the 12th imam is now and to go ahead and start some shit with nukes.

There's over a dozen different scenarios between the best case and the worst case, and none of them are good for America.

and that nuclear deterrence theory was just fake and gay anyway?
1) Nuclear Deterrence usually refers to deterring the other guy from using a nuke.
2) I never explicitly denied it doesn't apply, I attacked the assumption it's an "iWin" button where Iran's regime becomes fundamentally immune to outside attack.
If you'd actually read my posts you'd realize this

Yeah, them getting a nuke makes things much more complicated and makes attacks against them less likely but it doesn't make it impossible nor reduce the chances to zero or near-zero.

Don't you get it, IT'S ON THE HORIZON, JUST RIGHT ABOUT TO HAPPEN, ANYTIME NOW, YOU TES FUCKS WILL SEE HOW BADLY IRAN BUCKBROKE US
2 more weeks to flatten the US economy!
 
I don't mean this as an attack but is your uncle not white/from a shithole country? Like how does one end up that doomerpilled?
He's always been on the political fringes and big into precious metals. The precious metals side explains why he's inclined to believe forecasts of economic catastrophe, the fringe politics part explains the drift towards BRICS. Add in that he's old, thus very susceptible to "newfangled" propaganda. Since the war started I've had the privilege of hearing about how Bibi has been killed about 6 or 7 times, Israel has been turned into a giant crater by Iranian missiles, and how the Lincoln has been sank by a "drone swarm" at least once a week.
 
Ohh saar...
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Its so hilarious the hypothetical indian is complaining about the cost of INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL, wonder why lmao

its also driving up the price of MRI's to the tune of about 30% worldwide cause helium is what cools down the magnets in the machines and the helium comes out of the straight from Qatar via the strait.

sorry to place that a little above THIS GUY being able to sell fried cow shit and chicken
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SAAAAR I WAS REFERRING TO DA KOREAN BUTANE GAS PRODUCTION SAAAR!
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Most random faggot food store owners Source their shit from Japs or Koreans. It isnt going to affect the US but my food bill is anticipated to go up in price.

As per faggot Gemini:
As of April 2026, the relationship between South Korea and Iran regarding energy imports, specifically butane and other liquefied petroleum gases (LPG), is experiencing significant disruption due to conflict in the Middle East.

TLDR:
Saar is a Benchode who wants Bobs and vegne.
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