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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Kev in Diamond gang complete with fag-testing kiss and offering to buy big Kev a hooker
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This is incredible, I'm invested.
"we stole all of fishtank's viewers, we have 5k!" They have 500.
They have tts on for cheap, someone called Gay a fat kebab for three dollars.
Still begging for money to buy Kevin a whore.
Kevin just said he's not really bipolar, it was just a bit.

I can't type fast enough for this.

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They are getting quotes for prostitutes live
$250 to fuck Kevin and let Diamond watch.

Kevin squished a roach and touched Gay with his roachy hands, Gay threw hands back.
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It's fine, Kevin liked it.
 
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Karen Horney said:
This is incredible, I'm invested.
"we stole all of fishtank's viewers, we have 5k!" They have 500.
They have tts on for cheap, someone called Gay a fat kebab for three dollars.
Still begging for money to buy Kevin a whore.
Kevin just said he's not really bipolar, it was just a bit.

I can't type fast enough for this.

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They are getting quotes for prostitutes live
$250 to fuck Kevin and let Diamond watch.

Kevin squished a roach and touched Gay with his roachy hands, Gay threw hands back.
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It's fine, Kevin said he kinda liked getting beat.
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Potatoherder said:
fuck you jet. Going so well and then you bring a energy vampire on.
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"I promise you guys, no Binx, we know you hate her"
The whole 'haha we hate the audience' bit during this whole miami shit is really bad in my opinion (despite aryeh shenanigans), they could test better shit instead of being pissy. Also screams 'Letty idea' that backfired and they have no other plans after day 1.
 
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Kevin is currently being crushed in the backseat by Diamond.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain (i had to quote Twain because Mark Twain is currently sending TTS in Diamond's stream)
 
Diamond gang caught a paypig, but they can't cash out for seven days so she's going to try paying a prostitute with a gamestop visa card.
She's telling feeder sex stories, eating chicken wings in missionary, sucking chocolate sauce off a dick and the poor uber driver interrupted to say they've arrived.
 
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muffdiver said:
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Kevin is currently being crushed in the backseat by Diamond.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain (i had to quote Twain because Mark Twain is currently sending TTS in Diamond's stream)
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This is art. If you hate it, it's because you're a lowbrow low IQ individual who doesnt understand absurdist post-modernism. Cope and seethe, Diamond haters.
 
Aryeh living out his dream of Dancing with Binx to a Spongebob song in a Bar/Club
(He rated her a 10/10 and likened the experience of seeing her in person to meeting a supermodel :story: )


The vibes of this clip is kino crazy gang.
 
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Aryeh ditched Angie for Binx.

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Bash playing chess.
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James and Dumbgay post-smash.
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Kevin off with Diamond and her gay best friend.
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Twins.
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And Crazy Gang at the dive bar.
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Crazy Gang discussing Diamond's stream, and how Kevin is getting mix drinks.
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Diamond trying to trade a holographic Pokemon card for roses.
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Aryeh macking.
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Meanwhile twins are reading shitty cartoon network creepypastas and polling the chat on which one's the best
They are now using ChatGPT to make Fishtank creepypastas
 
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binx w tonight.
this bar is much better for them than the shit theyve been trying to do
she lives in the area and knows whats up and where to go and they've slept on that just because of binx derangement syndrome of chat
you dont even have to like binx to know that this is the move.

try to explain why im wrong: you cant
 
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Nigger Lain said:
This if he associates his likability to drinking ges gonna fall all the way down the bottle trust me j know

That aside im kind of an intellectual guy and seeing bashirndo fussy numbers had me thinking about myself and I did a lot better back in the day when it was a pretentious well dressed pseud I dod big numbers back then and it really is different now like being a degenerate so so normal that being square really does seem to make you stand out ina. Crowdn like I don't think it ever did before

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bookers said:
binx w tonight.
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she lives in the area and knows whats up and where to go and they've slept on that just because of binx derangement syndrome of chat
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This, and she was able to get the bar to overlook Jet's lack of a physical ID. I don't think Binx is funny or interesting content, but she clearly has connections. Not to mention, seeing her and Aryeh interact has had its moments
 
bookers said:
binx derangement syndrome
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Binx supports pedophiles and a lot of other deranged shit, that's why people hate her. It's not out from nowhere. During Season 3 she called Burt a pedophile (and only because tts told her to do so, she was the emma of season 3 until she was gassed) only to be shortly outted as one just after.

This is what Binx is in favor of:


Luke wanted to kill Brandon for this, Binx supported him not only there but after the show. Only after massive backlash she did a video blaming production for accepting a pedophile around, but was still buddies with the guy. This is why during Season 5, tts was nonstop calling her a pedophile and she was quiet about it. A whole lot of shit happened and no one pressed her, but I am pretty sure Laura out of all people called her on this.


Also she is plainly an energy vampire and nontent. The "move" as you describe was Letty's function until Jet got pissy with her. If the wiggers cannot plan basic shit like "where should we go from A to B?" it's on them, not on a pedophile-supporting-whore's credit.
 
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