💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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She's got a new chapter where Vanitas takes Kairi to San Japan. And yes Vanitas brings his daddy paddle. He also cosplays as Vanitas. Which makes no sense whatsoever. At this point just call the character Ashton. Because it sure as hell ain't Vanitas. Never was.

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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
Looks like we have an asspatter and Sarah assuming anyone who misgenders her is a troll being creepy.
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And poor Vanitas has to deal with the same:

Vanitas despised humans. Utterly and thoroughly. Their disregard and disrespect for his identity and their trolling and misgendering.
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He sat in his bed in a simple red tee, stretching his sore foot.
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His foot hurts. He's dying.

He brewed himself a coffee; he was becoming more addicted to it.
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I'd like to applaud Pixy for finally learning that she doesn't have to waste money at Starbucks to drink coffee. But you know it still has enough sugar and pumpkin spice syrup to give a blue whale the beetus.

Her long red hair was combed and straightened, and she had on blue contacts and mascara.
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But Kairi's eyes are already blue. So could Kairi really be a proxy for some poor girl she's creeping? Who is that daddy paddle really for? Maybe that Butterfly girl?

“What are you going to wear downstairs when we get the badges? That dress is fine….if it’s not dirty or anything….”
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So in this fic Kairi has gotten a job and her own apartment. Yet still she wears dirty old clothes. Because she's poor and doesn't know how to do laundry I guess. :roll:

They got into the spacious elevator, riding with other cosplayers. Some big men smelling of con funk. It was inevitable. Vanitas personally made sure to wear his deodorant and cologne,
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She has to make sure we know she doesn't smell. Deodorant and cologne are not a replacement for showers.

throw on his Kingdom Hearts cosplay on, his red and black muscle suit with his purple and red hip wrap. Everything was as planned. He looked for his wig head with his new wig and his keyblade.
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Vanitas cosplaying himself. I couldn't stop laughing. :lol:
 
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Gotta love the irony in this given Sarah's dirtiness.
 
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Dysnomia said:
She's got a new chapter where Vanitas takes Kairi to San Japan. And yes Vanitas brings his daddy paddle. He also cosplays as Vanitas. Which makes no sense whatsoever. At this point just call the character Ashton. Because it sure as hell ain't Vanitas. Never was.
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As it's a self-insert and Vanitas is her current skinwalk, of course Vanitas is going to cosplay as himself. Who else could he go as? A fat, delusional weeb with an imaginary stomach penis? I mean nobody would buy that.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
As it's a self-insert and Vanitas is her current skinwalk, of course Vanitas is going to cosplay as himself. Who else could he go as? A fat, delusional weeb with an imaginary stomach penis? I mean nobody would buy that.
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He could have cosplayed as the other Vanitas, or Haku from Spirited Away for a voice actor connection.
 
Trombonista said:
He could have cosplayed as the other Vanitas, or Haku from Spirited Away for a voice actor connection.
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That would require having a functioning imagination that doesn't just trace paintings and write the same gross sex scene over and over in different settings.

Also, she keeps describing Kairi as having a tan. Isn't Kairi pretty pale? She doesn't look tan to me on my TV or in pictures. Maybe Kairi's crackhead mom makes her take tanning pills. But I'd think Pixy would mention it because Kairi is just a proxy for everything Pixy hates about herself. But Kairi is tan and wears blue contacts now too. So I really am wondering if she is a stand-in for a real person Pixy is creeping on. Hopefully all that creepy stays in her fat pumpkin head.
 
Garnet123 said:
Pure coincidence, but given the meaning of the word "vanitas", can there be a better name for a self-insert character and skinwalk?
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I never even considered the root word meaning "empty". I just went with it because it sounded as retarded as any other name made up for video games.

Dysnomia said:
That would require having a functioning imagination that doesn't just trace paintings and write the same gross sex scene over and over in different settings.

Also, she keeps describing Kairi as having a tan. Isn't Kairi pretty pale? She doesn't look tan to me on my TV or in pictures. Maybe Kairi's crackhead mom makes her take tanning pills. But I'd think Pixy would mention it because Kairi is just a proxy for everything Pixy hates about herself. But Kairi is tan and wears blue contacts now too. So I really am wondering if she is a stand-in for a real person Pixy is creeping on. Hopefully all that creepy stays in her fat pumpkin head.
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She's both Vanitas and Kairi. Both of them are standing in for her.

Vanitas is who she wants to be and Kairi is who she feels like inside.

Pixy wants to not only fuck herself but humiliate herself in the process.
 
Vanitas got very excited, imagining her in the hotel room wearing a skimpy costume and then undressing for him in their private room.
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And then she writes in a later paragraph that Kairi doesn't even have a costume to bring. Why are Sarah's fantasies so disappointing? :story:

In his past he tended to forget things, because of the trauma that happened to him when his family made him a victim.
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Lolwut. Fuck off, Sarah. "Muh parents yelled at me too much so I forgot my keys once and cried really hard about it, so now I have PTSD."

It's not as if he was a complete goody two shoes, he smoked sometimes, but not often and he didn't want to go back to jail after going before. Not worth the risk.
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Had to look up if weed is still illegal in Texas because it would be hilarious considering how out of touch Sarah is that she thinks she'd be thrown in jail for having it, but sadly she's correct in this case. It's still funny how she's more worried about herself going back to jail than her delicate little fuckbuddy being thrown in the slammer for possession.

He didn't want to fall for her or get affectionate. They were only fuck buddies and he was lonely.
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Bleak. Sarah can't even write about having an actual girlfriend. She'll never get over being a "FWB" herself long ago. The guys she fucked never saw her as a romantic partner. She can imagine and insist on having a penis, but not a relationship beyond consooming together and deranged, loveless, porn-style fucking.

He pulled her red hair and pumped into her quickly, using her tight, shaven womb for what it's worth.
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Please just take away her Internet access. Please. Her brain is literally rotting and leaking out of her ears.

I can already imagine the next chapter, if the smelly bitch even bothers writing it: Vanitas amazes everyone with his cheap cosplay...of himself, wins the both the hall costume contest and masquerade despite not even performing a skit because he's just that fucking awesome, and this success makes him so horny he has to fuck Kairi in a public bathroom ASAP. But oh no, fifty other women are waiting to use it to pee or change in/out of their costumes! And they won't let the couple use the mens room because of ass-backwards Texan bigotry! Will they find a family restroom to hog from a mother who needs to change her baby's diaper so Vanitas can fuck Kairi on the changing table? Find out next time!
 
Phouquehead said:
weed is still illegal in Texas
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It’s a muddled grey area. Delta 9 is currently legal, and medical marijuana is fairly easy to get prescribed. Large cities have generally decriminalized it. It’s low priority even in BFE.

Per protocol, since Texas makes billions of dollars a year in hemp/marijuana revenue, they’re trying to get rid of it, then casts blame when they inevitably fuck themselves.

I could see Sarah getting a card and still whining about legality because “federal level.” I think she’s too lazy to get a medical card.
 
VinegarPussy said:
It’s a muddled grey area. Delta 9 is currently legal, and medical marijuana is fairly easy to get prescribed. Large cities have generally decriminalized it. It’s low priority even in BFE.

Per protocol, since Texas makes billions of dollars a year in hemp/marijuana revenue, they’re trying to get rid of it, then casts blame when they inevitably fuck themselves.
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It's like that in a lot of places where if you're caught with a joint the cops will barely even bat an eye so long as you're not making a nuisance of yourself. Sure they'll take it away but more of a, "get the hell out of here before we charge you with something serious".

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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I can see the 17 jobs given how often she ragequits, but I seriously doubt she has done anything for her family other than grief them.
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OMG! She's worked 17 jobs! How many of them were service level and she lasted more than a couple months?

Comments like that are utterly meaningless unless in working those jobs you made the world a better place. Nobody is impressed if you flipped burgers for 17 years. In fact, most people would call that sad unless you owned the joint.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
so long as you're not making a nuisance of yourself.
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That’s where her trouble would come from. She’d screech about “m’am” or her stomach penis or that her father is psychically raping her or some other bullshit that would prompt LE to take a closer look and maybe haul her in out of fear she’s unstable (she is).
 
Trombonista said:
So deep down, she still identifies as female? No wonder her transition is so half-assed.
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She identifies as male and female the same way she identified as nipponese. She's got a poor theory of mind and her entire identity seems tenuous. Her writing really is fascinating and should be looked at by a shrink.

She can't seem to write real fiction, her characters are always her own lived experiences. Kairi is probably how she feels about the way she used to be, Vanitas is her now.
 
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