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I was building a case on you from DAY ONE... but I fell in love with your INSANE self.

I hate you now and you belong in prison.
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Who in the fuck was ever asking for an exposé of some obscure ex-pornstar?

It's extremely Ralph-coded to try and retroactively make his motives more respectable. Ralph, you wanted free lodgings, food, drugs and sex. Cut the bullshit, you embarrassing BPD mess. :story:
 
Schpoots said:
It would be hilarious if stealing this retarded whores laptop for an expose no one cares about is what finally gets his ass put in prison.
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You're asking for way too much. All I'm asking for is another bodycam arrest. Really anything that involves Ralph being forced to interact with other people because the retard is simply incapable of doing that for some reason. Not that he was ever a social butterfly, but the isolation down in Mexico has fucked Ralph to the point where shenanigans happen EVERY SINGLE TIME he engages with other people.

Hell, I think Ralph not speaking Spanish is the only reason he doesn't get his ass beat at the Mexican airport, and it's not like it's that much better considering he's got like a .100 batting average any time he travels.
 
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He was building a case the whole time, true and honest gonzo journalist.
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WTF…. Your telling me the Blacked porn star who’s been anally fisted has been sexually molested?

I am shocked, I can’t believe this, this is very uncharacteristic for a porn star who has had trains ran on her and is willing to marry Ethan Oliver Ralph (on purpose).

Next thing Ralph’s gonna break is that the sky is blue and grass is green.

Ralph literally had a golden W laid out for him, go do something funny to or around Hambly and he fumbles it and becomes the bigger laughingstock :lossmanjack:

“Your impossible to fuckup W, sire”
 
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"Sad what drug abuse can do" says man who literally lives in a Mexican shack, that literally has seizures if he doesn't literally take 2-3x the maximum therapeutic dose Xanax daily.

RALPH!!! POT MEET KETTLE. SHE IS EXPONENTIALLY BETTER OFF THAN YOU BECAUSE SHE CAN MAKE MONEY SELLING HER PUSSY. WHEREAS YOU CAN'T MAKE ANY MONEY, AND BUY BOTS ON RUMBLE TO PLAY PRETEND.
 
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Assuming her computer is like a MacBook, ent that shit easy to trace and is almost guaranteed to be over the 1k threshold to be felony theft? + accessing a secure device which has case law stating that even if you were told the password, you cannot access someone else’s computer without permission?
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Ralph saving grace is she's an insane, BPD crackwhore. Even if she were to call the police, do you really believe she could manage to remain coherent enough to explain it?
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It makes me wonder whats on that laptop that Ralph doesn't want leaked...
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My bet is she refused to digitally enhance the West Memphis Micro before sending it out to editors, and Ralph blew a gasket.
 
I expected nothing and I am still disappointed.
Unless Scarlett goes scorched earth and publishes their entire Whatsapp history unredacted, Ethan won't do shit.

Hamburger nontent, Ralphamale nontent, they'll kiss and make up by tomorrow.
 
Would a boxing match be as enjoyable between Ralph and Jeremy as Boogie vs Wings was?
Not that Jeremy would ever accept said fight, since he's a colossal bitch made faggot, but it would be a win over Warski if he won. Which, let's be honest, that shit ends in a draw because they both passed out before they make it out to the canvas.
I do get a belly laugh out imagining Jeremy slurring "HELP MY BODY'S UNDER ATTACK!" while Ralph stumbles giving him kidney shots.
 
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