Ralph actually believes this happened, instead of coming to the natural conclusion of it being a delusion of Scarlett's advanced neurosyphilis.
In a Ralpha-noir plot twist, it turns out that he had been building a case against Scarlett the whole time, utilizing his irresistible allure in order to gain her trust. But now that he's reeled her in and coldly obtained the incriminating evidence, he finds himself having fallen in love with the very criminal he sought to destroy. Oh, Scarlett, wherefore art thou a pedo groomer affiliate!? Oh, the humanity! I love that all of this drama is over meaningless hot air whose implications will never extend beyond the walls of his Mexican shack. More Ralphadelusion, I suppose. Let's see what Scarlett is saying.
L M F A O. He never disappoints. This whole Jeremy Hambly arc has simply been a means for Ralph to get donos in exchange for nontent and snatch himself a brand spankin'-new laptop in the process. That this xanax-popping gorilla is desperate enough to steal and resell secondhand PCs - now sold together with a deceased old lady's last voicemail from the nursing home! - is a grave indicator of how far he's fallen with regards to his drug use and finances. He then desperately spun some story out of photoshopped screenshots (or obvious bloviating from Scarlett) and used this Ralphanoir yarn to obscure the pathetic truth of the actual motives behind his trip.
In a live where Scarlett sounds zonked out of her mind, she makes the following allegations about his stay in WI:
- There is another bodycam of him being arrested there
- Although it's not said explicitly, her statements surrounding the incident - "I didn't ask for that", "Ethan got angry at me for that" - indicate that the arrest may have stemmed from a domestic dispute
- He put her laptop in his backpack while she was asleep, walked two blocks to a stranger's house, and called an Uber to the airport from this residence
- Her local police department had already become familiar with him over the course of his stay. During a prior arrest, Ethan made a racist remark about an Asian cop present at the scene, and this same officer ("Yang") is apparently helping her with the stolen laptop now.
- She helped him coordinate the flight he is now using to leave the country with her laptop.
- She reiterates that she loves Ethan.
So, to summarize, a crackhead pornstar became romantically involved with a one-bit con artist, druggie, and occasional streamer, then invited him to her home state so the two could shoot video exposees on a multimillionaire whose wife gets plowed by a criminal Jewish bull. The xanax-popping, gunt-burdened gorilla then inevitably beats her, steals her laptop, and absconds with it to his habitat in the arid deserts of Mexico so as to evade capture by US law enforcement. My god, how would I even go about explaining this to my normie friends.
Jeremy Hambly, on the off chance that you're reading, please do a stream about this.
