🐮 Lolcow Krista Harada / Krista Gibbons / Meiwaku / Sodom_Mei / splitpeach / onemorehkfan / Onnabugeisha_cowgirl / and more! - Former BP queen, DM gooner, foot-fetishist, muzzie simp, bondage art degenerate, revenge pornographer, fake lesbian, lolicon enthusiast

Lip Glossary said:
Don't worry about being brown, our kiwi scientists are working diligently on a cure for it. We've already gone into human trials, and have secretly turned AOC into an Aryan woman.
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Obviously we still have to fine tune the serum, I'm just saying don't give up hope. We will make you White eventually.
Edit: She has officially changed her name to AOC, Aryana Odin Christensen.
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Did it make her any less retarded? Asking for a friend...

Also RIP Mei. She was the goth mommy we neither deserved nor wanted.
 
Lip Glossary said:
Scientists are still running tests .

I hate negative reacting people but where I come from we don't mourn the loss of a literal paedophile.
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Hey, its on brand for the muslim conversion. Maybe she was just preparing to be Bashir's T&H muslim waifu.
 
Joseph McCarthy said:
Is she going to claim to be transracially Arab via a great-great-great-great grandparent now?
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She'll be a Muslim weeb just like her husbando, and probably write some cringe shit about how she's Japanese and drawn to Islam while he's Syrian and drawn to Japan and that's proof they're meant to be
 
Has anybody told Krista yet that Islam is a multiple wives sort of deal and not a multiple husbands thing so I think she’ll have to choose between @Ged! and Bashir
 
The worlds first, Hapa Muslim, everybody. Bravo, theres a first for everything I suppose. A Hapa muslim with dyed armpit hair, born deep within the bowels of Nulls bussy, mutated by internet tardation.
 
MA5B said:
She's a Muslim now because she fell in love with a guy on an internet reality show. That's it.
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And I thought that GAG's Mormon fever was embarrassing. At least she had an actual chance with Welper.
 
You know, this thread is so weird and bizarre that after I wake up I thought I had dreamed it. Gj Mei, this might be the craziest thread (or one of the craziest) I've read yet.
Joseph McCarthy said:
Is she going to start wearing a hijab? She was retweeting some hijabi women photos before privating her Xitter. And is she "ex-gay" (or ex-bisexual?) now since Islam forbids homosexuality?
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We need pics when it happens.
 
The moral of this story is how a man, who is educated, well-kept, religious and well-spoken can turn women into brain dead sluts once their virtue is shown to be tried and true

While drake is a normie Chad, bashir is Thad

Drink about it
 
Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
I can’t believe I actually believed this girl was a 5’10 Jap lesbo. Goddamn. I need to touch grass.
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Ehhh if it makes you feel any better, honest people expect honesty and tend to take things at face value.

Also if you're an oldfag as I am, you tend to just assume most decently spoken people are also boring oldfags and that 1990s inner forum drama was left behind a few decades ago. This thread has really hit me with some retard nostalgia. ♥️
 
The Salt Mines said:
Ehhh if it makes you feel any better, honest people expect honesty and tend to take things at face value.
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I think it says a lot about you. If you are not a dishonest, deceitful person it's easy to fall for such big and obvious lies - you can expect omissions, you can expect half-truths but you don't expect someone to purposefully lie to such degree. I initially fell for those girls accusing Turkey Tom or more recently I would never expect Quaterpounder to lie about having a coffee company because it would never cross my mind to purposefully misrepresent things in such a way.
 
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