🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Joker Ralph returns, insisting that actually being a target of the Milwaukee PD was a work, if you wanna kno the truf 'bout it bish.

Kang, a work is done for money. He worked himself into a felony warrant instead. That wouldn't have worked for Hogan, piggy.

 

[ihaveelbows]

Do you think he thinks about his two children ever?

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Ralph claims to be in Mexico City.
Has he escaped the net, or is it another work?

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He posted this and deleted it, I captured it in time

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Ralph claims to be in Mexico City.
Has he escaped the net, or is it another work?

I won't believe it until I see him in a new hat.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Ralph claims to be in Mexico City.
Has he escaped the net, or is it another work?

It's a work until we have a picture that passes an AI test.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Thread posters were correct in the fact that he ubered to Chicago and flew out.
TSA agents may have ruined Gunt Hunt 2026, though until we see him in a Mexican locale, this may be a work.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Ralph all but confirms he stole Scarlett's laptop.

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Not coming back? Ever?

Ralph is cheaper than the Mexican prostitutes that he hires. He gave up the country his dadduh gave him in exchange for some laptop.

So what happens in October when you become an illegal immigrant, ralphie?

Canada arc, El Salvador arc or he might not actually get deported, Maybe the Mexicans authorities won't give a shit as long as he's not a nuisance in Merida.

 

[Schpoots]

Based skitzo posters on a live stream are thinking he stole the laptop because it has the porn videos they filmed together and he's going to sell it to that sketchy porn guy.

 

[ihaveelbows]

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Thread posters were correct in the fact that he ubered to Chicago and flew out.
TSA agents may have ruined Gunt Hunt 2026, though until we see him in a Mexican locale, this may be a work.

Well everyone knows whenever Ralph flees to the Mexico the laws in the United States no longer affect him. Running from charges has always worked out in Ethan's favor.

 

[Bullooo]

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Ralph claims to be in Mexico City.
Has he escaped the net, or is it another work?

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He posted this and deleted it, I captured it in time

If he got out through Chicago maybe.

I doubt it though, he's trying to throw people off. If he's back in Mexico he could easily prove it with a video.

 

[Bullooo]

Kang, a work is done for money. He worked himself into a felony warrant instead. That wouldn't have worked for Hogan, piggy.

The shoot is the new work, brother. Don't be a jabroni mark like Scarlett - HH

 

[HackerX]

Ralph all but confirms he stole Scarlett's laptop.

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I can't help but appreciate him xeeting about never voluntarily signing a restraining order again whenever he leaves Mexico and enters California (I assume Faith/Xanduh, but who the hell really knows), and reentering Mexico with what'll likely be a warrant and a court-ordered, involuntarily restraining order from Scarlett. There's a really deep, obscure, and hilariously laughable sense of irony behind it all.

‘Mexico mfer?’
‘Not coming back?’
So what happens in October when you become an illegal immigrant, ralphie?

C'mon, you know he's not thinking that far ahead. Those kinda thoughts are meant solely for when he's alone in his Mexican shack, and promptly drowned out by xannies/booze.

Although, I absolutely can not wait. There's a handful of plausible scenarios that immediately come to mind for his this will play out:

1) There's a non-zero chance for international collaboration if the authorities untangle this mess before his residence expires. Where a fucking collaborative operation is developed for the Mexican federales to deliver the newly illegal resident directly into police custody.
(Hilarious bonus points if the Mexicans begin seriously investigating those memes about Ralph being a drug cartel leader.)

2) Ralph panics, ignores his problems and either flees to a more destitute, unruly part of Mexico or to another country.

3) Ralph gets deported, but manages to sneak in without being detained. The bright side is he'll finally get to live his dreams of being an outlaw journalist. Although, I'm not sure how great that idea is when he's broke as fuck, and doing it in the US without a family or social network to rely on while he's continuously evading the authorities.

4) Ralph does nothing, and lets his residence expire while hoping the Mexican government never bothers rounding him up.

God, please. I know I'm asking for something very specific here, but please have the police issue a nationwide warrant on Ralph. I don't want the police to do anything beyond that though. I just want Ralph to constantly be aware of the threat he could potentially be imprisoned any time be sets foot in the US, since d Ralphamale absolutely crumbles under the pressure from a 'Sword of Damocles' like this. Again, Mr. God sir. Don't arrest heem. Just make Ralph think he'll be arrested. It'll be really funny and everyone will laugh, Mr. God. I promise!

Do you think he thinks about his two children ever?

Only when he wants to own da gaylogs and harass Faith/Ralph 2 or Pantsu/Harreh. Though it's not all she to apathetic and him being a sociopath since his brain has been melted by Xanax.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Slippery Tequila Sunrise gloats, supposedly from Mexico City, about his escape.

 

[Bullooo]

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Slippery Tequila Sunrise gloats, supposedly from Mexico City, about his escape.

I could totally buy all of this if I believed Ralph had more than $50 to his name.


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https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/2048461760160534687

He also has a video up of a plane landing in Mexico City. His face isn't in it. His voice isn't in it. Even if it was the guy has probably recorded a video of his plane landing in Mexico City before so I'm still not convinced. It's not even like I don't believe the most likely outcome is Ralph getting back to Mexico unscathed, he has plot armor afterall.

But I also believe he is terrified of being arrested and all the other shit he has been running from catching up to him. If he thought there was even a chance he could also get caught at the Chicago airport, he probably would have stayed away from there too.

 

[GaryGray]

It is funny Ralph gloating about all of this. He had zero streams, made zero dollars, possibly has bond for another petty crime, lost his whore, lost his chance to become a Colombian pimp, never went to the Coffee factory, never saw the Quartering. Back in Mexico while the clock slowly inches towards his deportation all that money from streams hyping this event already spent so another grift must begin now to get enough cash for rent and child support.
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[Indrick Boreale]

WWE could not mess this storyline up so bad. The RALPHAMALE took the side of the Kino Casino, the ultimate swerve, only to backtrack like the BISH he always was.

But for all his obsession for rasslin', it turns out Ralph really is a mark. It's still real to him, dammit!

 

[Estate]

Ralphamale won!
Haru lost!
Josh lost!
Scarlet lost!
US lost!

Cope and sneed, LOOOOOOOOSERS!!

 

[myhairisonfire]

I could totally buy all of this if I believed Ralph had more than $50 to his name.


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He also has a video up of a plane landing in Mexico City. His face isn't in it. His voice isn't in it. Even if it was the guy has probably recorded a video of his plane landing in Mexico City before so I'm still not convinced. It's not even like I don't believe the most likely outcome is Ralph getting back to Mexico unscathed, he has plot armor afterall.

But I also believe he is terrified of being arrested and all the other shit he has been running from catching up to him. If he thought there was even a chance he could also get caught at the Chicago airport, he probably would have stayed away from there too.

It is funny Ralph gloating about all of this. He had zero streams, made zero dollars, possibly has bond for another petty crime, lost his whore, lost his chance to become a Colombian pimp, never went to the Coffee factory, never saw the Quartering. Back in Mexico while the clock slowly inches towards his deportation all that money from streams hyping this event already spent so another grift must begin now to get enough cash for rent and child support.
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Look at all that fucking SMOG, holy shit. Bet you get brown boogers by just being outside

 

[Sneed Force One]

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The tentative Killstream x Kino Casino alliance appears to have ended.


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@ItsAaronIgnoreMe / Aaron Imholte appears to have grabbed the scoop, interview due tomorrow 8AM CDT

 

[Bullooo]

WWE could not mess this storyline up so bad. The RALPHAMALE took the side of the Kino Casino, the ultimate swerve, only to backtrack like the BISH he always was.

But for all his obsession for rasslin', it turns out Ralph really is a mark. It's still real to him, dammit!

It would be like if a lifelong heel turned face at WrestleMania then the next week he is heel again on Velocity or some other C-Show with no explanation.

Then they are never seen again because they overdosed backstage and got taken off TV.