💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Suffah Scarlet! Hambly has avoided the wrath of the Ralphamale


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I hate it here.
 
Rekieta is WAY less autistic than Hambly. Jeremy is legit spastic tier.
Nicky Rackets has autism that had been properly conditioned by his established and connected family members where it was made clear "you better fucking behave properly...". Hambly has the same autism, but his parents clearly just handed him toys to keep him preoccupied. Cultivated retardation vs "keep 'em out of the way" autism.
 
Expert Jer gives opsec advice. If you're not enslaved to YouTube and so can afford to go on occasional vacations, don't post pics of your trip. If you have kids don't post them because there are a lot of sex pests like Jer who might creep on them. Jer doesn't have kids but he's very mindful of what he posts on social media in general. He is especially careful not to over share about his time at renaissance festivals.


(October 2024 clip, Source)
 
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Doobie doobie doo. Jer are you,
Sweeping up your chat now?
Doobie doobie doo. Jer are you,
On a break or not now?

Doobie doobie doo, I see you,
Pretending you're not bitter.
You're not fooling me, cause I can see,
You crashing out on Twitter.
 
Still love the fact that the biggest demonstration of harassment he has shown is some schitzo DM'ing him to kill himself. I'm pretty sure I got worse death threats during Team Slayer matches in Halo 3.
 
What was this I heard about the RumBULL wanting a phone number to sign up? All I needed to make an account was an email and bunch of captchas. Is it just for the paid locals section? On that note, was Locals it's own thing at one point? Was it always part of Rumble or did it go under/get bought out or somehow fold into them?
I've heard the app is dogshit but I'll deal with whatever jeet vibecode app or "Rhino pill, no headache" gas station dick pill ads just to listen along with 8 hour videos about my favorite people to hate while laboring away. Anything to take food out of Jer's table fat mush mouth slop hole and give it to Flaked's family.
I didn't even think about it at the time but I should have taken a screenshot of the "find what you like" splash screen on Rumble showing kino clips and stuttering craig first for gaming, podcasts, and music... with quarter cuck at the very last spot at the bottom of the list.
Rumble is a shitass site that asked for my phone number to chat. Ain't putting my digits into a Palantir database of right-wing tards. Chris is a nigger.
 
Midday Uploads Update - "BUH BUT WHAT IS THE ORANGE MAN FOR?" - WHCD Ambulance Chasing Edition
It comes as no surprise to most that Jer would ride the algorithm in a desperate attempt to recover his view counts, and he did not disappoint. He's been a busy boy so far! Let's take a look at his uploads since yesterday afternoon, check it out (TL;DR added at bottom!):
  1. Regular Upload: "Donald Trump Assassination Attempt on Just Happened" - Not a typo, Jeremy was so excited to start gravedancing last night that he couldn't even make his title coherent. Frantically rushing out a video at his local bowling alley at roughly 10PM EST, you can see the spark in his eyes as he can use political violence as a prop to get back in the algorithm. Audio failures in the video include speaking muted for about 1m30s, and the rest of the audio only playing in one ear. Currently plateauing at about 25K views at the time of this post. Read more here
  2. Regular Upload on Jeremy Hambly Channel: "Donald Trump Assassin Leftist Teacher Identified" - Recording while driving home in his car, the spark in his eye continues. He cannot wait to exploit this event. Elation still beaming from his face, because FUCK YEAH, political violence to exploit to his boomer audience!! Boring, he's not reading anything so its full of ummms and ahhs and nothing really of substance. Currently at 13K views after about 15 hours.
  3. Short: "Teacher Tries Assassinating Trump!" - Knowing that the time to strike is now, Jeremy rushes home from bowling half-cut to make a YTShort on the event in the middle of the night. Basically just yaps about how the suspect is reportedly a leftist teacher. Cries about how the right is infighting while it occurs. While I wouldn't say he's sloshed, he's surely had a couple drinks and is over-enunciating to hide the fact, but some minor slurring still occurs. Boring as usual, but it seems like whatever this amount of booze is actually helps him from the UMMMMS and head tics. Currently sitting at 105K shorts views, which should be just enough to upgrade his quarterpounder meal deal.
  4. Regular Upload: "Trump Shooter Full Manifesto Read..." - This is the first time in at least 4 days that he actually hits his 2PM EST upload time. Our boy is ready to redeem himself! Such vim. The tics, stuttering and dead stare are back this morning, but looks like he's less hungover than normal. Steals an NYPost article to read (terribly). Opinion best summed up as "Left bad, let's unite the right from infighting" Pushes the Jeremy Hambly Channel multiple times, perhaps he wants to escape pod over to that one to escape the detractors? Currently about 6.5K views after an hour.
  5. Regular Upload on Jeremy Hambly Channel: "Trump Shooter Was Trans Activist..." - The grift warpdrive shows no sign of burning out today, this is his time to shine! Highlights include stating that its God's day today so 1 video and then he has to go to church, despite already making 3 videos if you count the overnight short. Steals from Jack Posobiec's tweet, a Post Millennial article, Daily Mail, an Open Source Intel tweet, Matt Walsh tweet among others. Sweeping unquestioningly for the mainstream narrative, whines about people questioning the event's veracity. "It's very bad (these people calling it a hoax or fake)" so no questioning anything guize, Matt Walsh and Fox News said so, its been a whole 16 hours since the event and everything has been determined! Currently at about 6K views after 2 hours.
He then posted a couple unrelated shorts on his main channel that are at 7k and 24k views after a couple of hours. I Guess God's day can wait for those to come out because the Almighty Algorithm is what counts, right Jer? Also, none of his posts were uploaded to Rumble. Was this just so that he could pump stuff out faster on his youtube grifting, or is there some sort of bad blood between him and Rumble now?

Well, that covers the WHCD grifting spree for the time being, I'm sure he'll be dancing on this turmoil for many days to come if he finds it serves him well. I'll be back with an end-of-day update if he forgets about his Sabbath restrictions after he comes back from "Church". May the Lord and the Almighty Algorithm be with you all, and lemme know what you think in the comments!

TL;DR: Massive push to grift off WHCD shootings like he did with Charlie Kirk, posted a ton of shit during the night to get started right away. Swallowing the official story hook, line, and sinker. Immediate dismissal of any sort of staging occuring. A concerted effort to move audience from his main channel to the Jeremy Hambly Channel. Lies about doing only 1 video on "God's day".
 
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Expert Jer gives opsec advice. If you're not enslaved to YouTube and so can afford to go on occasional vacations, don't post pics of your trip. If you have kids don't post them because there are a lot of sex pests like Jer who might creep on them. Jer doesn't have kids but he's very mindful of what he posts on social media in general. He is especially careful not to over share about his time at renaissance festivals.

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(October 2024 clip, Source)
W-w-w-what's the orange hat for?
 
The funniest thing were Stuttering Craig, Venti, or other major alog could do right now is reach out to Jeremy and say: "Let me know if there is anything I can do to help."

I thought he only extended his fake help to the Farms, but I saw the Casino bring up a clip where he does it to a fucking dog charity of all things, after trying and failing to make himself cry. He must do this all the time, what a scumbag. :story:

Edit: I looked it up, he says "help raise funds" so he's explicitly not going to give them any money lmao
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Ham Mountain just uploaded a tiktok about the white house dinner where half the video's audio is high pitched and distorted. Is he trolling us? I tried to rip it but Tiktok doesn't allow screen record to capture audio now.
 
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