Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Now let's see the US Army's new gun.
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>Things like OICW and such fail for decades due to being impractical.
>Turd worlders invent a new tech (roto drones) claiming to change warfare forevor.
>Above failed tech becomes the perfect solution and is finally perfected.

Assuming this works out it will be the most American weapon invention story imaginable.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Members of the Iranian Special Police Forces posted a video titled “We are waiting for you, with our hands on the trigger.”
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Yeah, we know, that "waiting" was why a couple of pilots got snatched out right from under their nose, because they were "waiting" around with their hands on the trigger and their heads up their ass. The guy that said Iranians are the theater kids of the Middle East was spot-on.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Members of the Iranian Special Police Forces posted a video titled “We are waiting for you, with our hands on the trigger.” The Iranian fighter in the video seems to be armed with a customized DIO TK9 “Tondar” submachine gun (domestic MP5A3 clone). If you're autistic, like me, enjoy a 20 minute video about the Iranian MP5:
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Do you have a timestamp for when he goes into detail about how effective the gun is against F-35s?
 
The news aggregator accounts are beginning to clue in to what this thread figured out the second the Pakistani PM posted that retarded Tweet that instigated the ceasefire and deprived us of Bridge and Power Plant Day.
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ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
The news aggregator accounts are beginning to clue in to what this thread figured out the second the Pakistani PM posted that retarded Tweet that instigated the ceasefire and deprived us of Bridge and Power Plant Day.
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Being racist comes with the power of premonition, if they were racist they would have known it was all an Izzat farming game from Pakis.
 
This retarded motherfucker seriously said, "For every well we're forced to cap, we'll blow up four Gulf oil wells."
Yeah, that'll win you friends (assuming you actually follow through on this empty threat, you chest-puffing little bitch).
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ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
This retarded motherfucker seriously said, "For every well we're forced to cap, we'll blow up four Gulf oil wells."
Yeah, that'll win you friends (assuming you actually follow through on this empty threat, you chest-puffing little bitch).
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Why would any of their oil infrastructure be damaged? I thought morons here were insisting that 40 ships had slipped past the blockade already and there was no point continuing it?

Guess Iran didn't get the memo.
 
A Hezbollah FPV drone barely missed a rescue helicopter in which an IDF soldier killed by another FPV drone earlier today was being loaded. Somehow nobody was injured from the hit.




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Shortly after 9:00 AM today, Hezbollah terrorists launched an explosive FPV Drone toward tanks from the 77th "Saar me-Golan" Battalion of the 7th Armored Brigade operating in the village of A-Taybeh in southern Lebanon. The Shiite village is located about 4 km from the border.

The armored company from Battalion 77 had been operating in recent days together with soldiers from Battalion 12 of the Golani Brigade and had to carry out repairs on a tank in an open area near buildings. The drone struck the force: Sergeant Idan Fooks, 19, was killed, and six soldiers were wounded, four of them seriously.

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Later, terrorists launched two additional drones toward the rescue forces and toward an IAF helicopter that arrived to evacuate the casualties. One UAV was intercepted, and the second struck near the forces. There were no additional casualties.
 
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Fourteen C-17s are currently airborne between Greece and the US East Coast. The C-17 near the Azores is Qatari and returning from Charleston AFB, probably carrying THAAD or other interceptor missiles.

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One KC-135 is operating over Israel and Jordan.
 
Araghchi has apparently agreed to take the Izzat hit for the team and be the one who gives us a phone call. Likely because he already lost a shit-ton of social standing for posting that Tweet declaring the Strait was open, so they assigned him to "Waste America's time" duty.
Meanwhile, Ghalibaf has also lost quite a bit of Izzat for daring even to bring up Iran's nuclear program during discussions, and Pezeshkian is similarly in hot water for asking people to ration, as it reveals the blockade is actually harming the regime's economy.
Khamenei remains "highly involved," but I don't know how long they have to wait for him to write down orders, seeing as he's missing his lips.
 
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Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammed Bagher Ghalibaf:
They brag about the cards.

Let's see:
Supply Cards= Demand Cards

SOH (partly played)+BEM(unplayed)+Pipelines(unplayed)= Inv Release (played)+Demand Destruction (partly played)+⏳More Price Adj (to come)

Add summer vacation to the right unless they want to cancel it for the US!
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Iran is going to cancel summer vacation! This sounds like a whacky 80s comedy movie where you get to see one chick's boobs.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
What the fuck is the third-worldist running that account on his behalf even talking about?
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The Ayatollah has cancelled summer vacation and it's up to our plucky group of high schoolers from different cliques to come together and find a way to stop him. Hijinks and comedic pratfalls will abound.
Myrtle the Turtle said:
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They are not sending their best. You should look at Khemenei's old tweets before he got a social media manager, hes an ESL /pol/tard.
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It's better with the Oblivion music:

 
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