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Itoh has won and vanquished that evil bitch Natsupoi, everyone rejoice.

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Itoh has won and vanquished that evil bitch Natsupoi, everyone rejoice.

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Maki Shitoh had a mediocre match with Poi. Didn't think it was possible.

update: The first 2 hours of ASGQ had 4 matches. WrestleMania tier pacing. Excruciating.
update: 4 hours, 7 matches. 2 matches left.
update: wow Kurara actually won lol
 
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Ricochet is the heel jew fag mjf wishes he was
Ricochet is just a fag. He's an emotional little faggot who spends all day arguing with everyone on Twitter and doesn't have an ounce of testosterone in his body. The fact that Tony Khan was smart enough to tell him to lean into that and make it his "character" doesn't make him any less of a bitch.
How in the hell was she Queen of the Ring? Even on a webcam it looks like she lives in a dollhouse.
To be honest I even forgot that she was a wrestler at any point. She's just a mediocre valet in my mind.
Itoh has won and vanquished that evil bitch Natsupoi, everyone rejoice.

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Finally, some fucking GOOD Joshi news this week.
Also, what I hate about stardom is it's the year 2026 and their website looks like it's straight out of 2006. Every time I open it I'm half expecting a flash intro.
 
Rumor has it Aleister Black was originally the voice in Orton's ear. If that's true, how does one go from something big like that to getting released?

What an absolute waste of the last 6-8 months with Kairi Sane. She's popular, talented, and in the middle of a storyline people actually liked. Some have suggested she may've asked to be released so she can go home to Japan, but IDK. This feels very TKO.

I liked them, but the Wyatt Sicks have been kinda stale for a while and recently ended a storyline...so this isn't shocking. I also can't help but think, "Well I guess grifting off Bray Wyatt isn't profitable anymore." They didn't even keep ONE of them! They signed Nikki Cross and then did fuck all with her. She's talented and funny but never got to wrestle...

Signed MCMG and then did fuck all with them too. What is the point?
 
I will never understand the appeal of Aleister Black. I don't see him leaving as any kind of great loss.

Dexter Lumis was of value.

Hopefully he gets resigned ASAP, goes back to his classic look, and rejoins Johnny Gargano as they were great together.
I'm honestly disappointed you didn't write several paragraphs of fanfiction regarding Dexter Lumis.
 
Rumor has it Aleister Black was originally the voice in Orton's ear. If that's true, how does one go from something big like that to getting released?
McAfee.
What an absolute waste of the last 6-8 months with Kairi Sane. She's popular, talented, and in the middle of a storyline people actually liked. Some have suggested she may've asked to be released so she can go home to Japan, but IDK. This feels very TKO.
It couldn't possibly be her wanting to go home, and I can give you two definitive reasons. The first reason was that her and Asuka had just had brand new wrestling outfits made "just in case" they got a spot during WM42. Someone who has one foot out the door would not have a new outfit made because they can be expensive.
The second reason is that Kairi coming back was actually what kept Asuka from retiring. Asuka and Kairi have never had a one on one televised match against each other and Asuka said that she wanted that to happen before she hung it up.
I know this sounds crazy but after an 8 month build could we be getting worked right now? Usually when talent is released their merchandise does an immediate Houdini, but as of 5 minutes ago Kabuki Warriors as well as Kairis solo merchandise was still on sale at the official WWE shop.
I got my girlfriend a Kabuki Warriors hoodie before they were gone, but usually they take that stuff down before the releases are even announced. I don't know might be wishful thinking, but maybe we are being worked into thinking that Kairi is gone so that we pop like crazy for the inevitable Asuka vs Iyo match.
If anything I'm going to watch Raw one more time because I want to see these fucking assholes explain why Kairi is gone all of a sudden.
 
Rumor has it Aleister Black was originally the voice in Orton's ear. If that's true, how does one go from something big like that to getting released?

What an absolute waste of the last 6-8 months with Kairi Sane. She's popular, talented, and in the middle of a storyline people actually liked. Some have suggested she may've asked to be released so she can go home to Japan, but IDK. This feels very TKO.

I liked them, but the Wyatt Sicks have been kinda stale for a while and recently ended a storyline...so this isn't shocking. I also can't help but think, "Well I guess grifting off Bray Wyatt isn't profitable anymore." They didn't even keep ONE of them! They signed Nikki Cross and then did fuck all with her. She's talented and funny but never got to wrestle...

Signed MCMG and then did fuck all with them too. What is the point?

The Wyatts were done the moment they spent forever in the MFT vortex doing nothing matches no one cared about for what felt like an eternity.
 
Bray Wyatt and all the LORE associated with him always fucking sucked because at the end of the day you have to get in the ring and they all are shit. The only two wrestler who managed to do spoopy shit are Taker and Sting because they could go or in the case of Taker wrestle around his limitation. The IWC glazing of Rotunda is fucking insane.
 
Bray Wyatt and all the LORE associated with him always fucking sucked because at the end of the day you have to get in the ring and they all are shit. The only two wrestler who managed to do spoopy shit are Taker and Sting because they could go or in the case of Taker wrestle around his limitation. The IWC glazing of Rotunda is fucking insane.

Completely agree with the absurd lionization of him. Bray Wyatt would probably be out of the WWE by now if he had lived. The gimmick had gotten stupid and people were tired of it. He was just taking what was popular in horror at the time which was "oh, here's the happy innocuous thing but there's creepy lore behind it" which was a big thing on YouTube with the backrooms and liminal horror and stuff like that. But he died and got canonized and made into much more than what he was: a mid card gimmick jobber. Also, it's sad to say that his death was kind of on him. If my doctor tells me I have to wear a vest to save my heart from randomly stopping while I recover, you damn well know Im going to sleep and shower with that thing on. But he just left it in the car and went and took a nap? Come on man.
 
update: The first 2 hours of ASGQ had 4 matches. WrestleMania tier pacing. Excruciating.
update: 4 hours, 7 matches. 2 matches left.
update: wow Kurara actually won lol
I fell asleep during the second intermission, missed all the title matches, and woke up to Kurara being handed the trophy. I can't even verbalize how much I despise this six hour show trend. It's fucking ridiculous.
 
"Wow, the WWE sucks, amirite? Now subscribed to my channel that mainly covers news and recaps to the company I rely on for revenue even though it hasn't been great since the Attitude Era." -Every big wrestling YouTuber
Why I stopped watching wrestling on YouTube from most bc you can only hear so.many.back in the days before it gets tiring. Everyone of them all say we watch the show for you bc you can't. Sure the YouTube revenue has nothing to do with it.
 

Close your eyes while listening to this. Tell me you don't hear Peetz 's gay nigger voice.
I get it. I do. But this shit isn't unique to wrestlers, and idk why wrestlers are the ones who always cry the most about it. Like wtf is the point in bringing up Sonya's break-in? The fuck was WWE supposed to there? Hire 24/7 security for her? At what point is it the talents job to look out for their own safety? Apparently not even when they're at home, off work.
 
I fell asleep during the second intermission, missed all the title matches, and woke up to Kurara being handed the trophy. I can't even verbalize how much I despise this six hour show trend. It's fucking ridiculous.
The main show went 5 hours, 15 minutes (not including Kurara's celebration and speech). Even if you take out Saki's retirement ceremony that took about 15 minutes, that's still 5 full hours for 9 matches. Luckily I took a nap before the show started and skipped the meaningless pre-show otherwise I wouldn't have made it. It didn't help that some of the matches went on much longer than they needed to.
 
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