🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

I give it 3 weeks before Scar's packed everything she still has into her dented Saab and driven down to Merida

 

[Popopocari]

Asked in another thread but:
Is there a way to get a condensed breakdown of Ethan Ralph's history or if there's a thread that has the main timeline from his arrests when he was first with Nora to somewhat present in the last few years? His threads are massive.

 

[D84]

So when's grandmother's voicemail gonna drop?

 

[HackerX]

So when's grandmother's voicemail gonna drop?

Is /cow/ still a thing? If so, someone should probably keep an eye for any anonymous posters mysteriously dropping that any minute now.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I'm sure I could have her. She needs to make her money back somehow.

Uh oh @retardedfaggot you’ve got competition!

Asked in another thread but:
Is there a way to get a condensed breakdown of Ethan Ralph's history or if there's a thread that has the main timeline from his arrests when he was first with Nora to somewhat present in the last few years? His threads are massive.

Thread 'Chronological history of Ethan Ralph / The Ralph Retort / #Killstream'

Apr 24, 2021

Gunty goes by @theralph, you can see his profile here: https://kiwifarms.net/members/theralph.8991/

What motivates me to make such a thread? Back in the years of gaygayte, lurking in the woods, I recall some very interesting exchanges in his thread. Nobody's gonna go through 3600 pages and I don't blame them, but it would be funny to see how the opinions shift, as well as the pig's demeanour.

I will be collecting interesting posts around the time of Ralph's ramblings. This is gonna be a wild ride. All links are KF posts.

Like most cows, he didn't like the thread. He spawned...

• AltisticRight
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Thread 'The Ethan Ralph Timeline (Gunt Lore)'

Feb 5, 2023

I've often heard people in the gunt chyat complain there is no Geno Samuel style documentary of the gunt (this would be a fantastic series imo) and also found that there isn't much in the way of good archiving or easily accessible info for gunt Events from the past. The Gunt wiki also shit the bed, so we don't have a wiki either. I'll be putting together a somewhat detailed timeline of Ethan Ralph's Sins and online activity in this thread, feel free to contribute or correct any mistakes.

Distant past: Ralph is born to Sandra and Ronnie Ralph. details are sparse, but it was...

• Fortyone
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-rew...ph-the-ralph-retort-rage-pig-theralph.223101/

 

[Xev]

He should seriously consider getting fat all over his body again. Sure, fat, but fat ralph looked healthier than this fat/skinny hybrid body type he has going on.

 

[Um...]

He should seriously consider getting fat all over his body again. Sure, fat, but fat ralph looked healthier than this fat/skinny hybrid body type he has going on.

He IS fat again.

He’s always had those skinny little noodle arms and legs
His ginormous gut and back fat are def. back. And that oversized bloated melon head.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

He should seriously consider getting fat all over his body again. Sure, fat, but fat ralph looked healthier than this fat/skinny hybrid body type he has going on.

He can't afford being fat, not even in Mexico where 36% of the adult population is obese. Not fat, not overweight but obese.

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

So is the wedding no longer happening?

 

[drammamean]

While it would be funny, she has like 99.9% chance of being trafficked (and killed when they're sick of her yapping) if she goes alone to Mexico

There are women who are much, much more attractive than Scarlett who get around Mexico just fine. Mexico is nothing like American media would lead you to believe.

 

[Stiffy]

BPD is a Personality Disorder, not a mental illness. Sure, she may also have some mental illness, but it's important to understand the difference in the two. Mental illness can be treated, personality disorders are just the way you are. Just like Oppositional Defiance Disorder is just a way of saying someone is a giant asshole. BPD is just a technical term for describing an evil cunt.

Ehhh wrong answer buddy! Personality disorders such a BPD in the Cluster B category are absolutely mental illnesses, and are categorized as such in both the DSM-5 and the ICD manuals that actual mental health professionals use to diagnose them. People with BPD exhibit brain abnormalities that mentally healthy people do not have period! The wiring in the underdeveloped brain gets all fucked up due to early childhood trauma. This is why I'm saying if Delaney/Scarlett has a Cluster B PD like BPD/NPD/HPD or ASPD she could of been predisposed to these disorders genetically, but in the most common cases it is caused by real trauma i.e. neglect, sexual abuse etc. In boys they become pathological narcissists, in girls they become Borderlines. All these disorders can have comorbidity. All of them have high narcissistic traits in common. My mentor Dr. Otto Kernberg explains it better here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StBSHul42Zk&t=5s

 

[Sithis]

So when's grandmother's voicemail gonna drop?

Ralph will turn it into another $1000 dono goal once his current stash of drugs dries up

 

[drammamean]

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I give it 3 weeks before Scar's packed everything she still has into her dented Saab and driven down to Merida

The problem is that two fucked up people cannot have a healthy relationship, at least one person has to be normal/stable. The longer their tryst goes on the more spectacular the ending will be.

Ehhh wrong answer buddy! Personality disorders such a BPD in the Cluster B category are absolutely mental illnesses, and are categorized as such in both the DSM-5 and the ICD manuals that actual mental health professionals use to diagnose them. People with BPD exhibit brain abnormalities that mentally healthy people do not have period! The wiring in the underdeveloped brain gets all fucked up due to early childhood trauma. This is why I'm saying if Delaney/Scarlett has a Cluster B PD like BPD/NPD/HPD or ASPD she could of been predisposed to these disorders genetically, but in the most common cases it is caused by real trauma i.e. neglect, sexual abuse etc. In boys they become pathological narcissists, in girls they become Borderlines. All these disorders can have comorbidity. All of them have high narcissistic traits in common. My mentor Dr. Otto Kernberg explains it better here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StBSHul42Zk&t=5s

Errr, wrong. Mental illnesses are not diagnosable via imaging. I am a supporter of mental health awareness and I think a lot of good comes out of the field but the "you can see differences in the brain" is blown way out of proportion, mental illnesses are just a lot more complicated than that.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Now this is interacting for a bunch of reasons. I understand occasionally looking back on losing your mom and feeling kinda down. However, to outright sob over it when it's been 5+ years? I'm sure he feels a certain level of burden with how poorly he treated Sandra, particularly during her later years
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Sidenote:
"It's not even hot outside" being fucking recorded on the hit Internet show, da KILLSTREAM, would serve as one of the most brutal reminders to anyone for now shitty of a son they were, but it's especially more cruel to someone like Ralph. That, and "Where did the money go?" Are easily at the top of the list of things that have buckbroken in the most intrinsic way. It'd be one thing if they were just dad memories stuck in your brain, but the good Lord Almighty saw it fit to capture those moments in audio, on the one and only, world famous, KILLSTREAM.
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Back to the point, but for Ralph to seemingly always spill his guts like that to any woman alone with him, when it's been more than half a decade, is definitely a significant concern for his mental state. Then you layer it on with him doing it to a blacked crackwhore whomst he clearly hates, shortly before stealing her laptop and absconding back to Mexico? I'm not sure where a therapist would even begin trying to unravel the mess that is Ethan Oliver Ralph.

Well alcohol is also a depressant it’s right there in the name it can make you sad.

Ehhh wrong answer buddy! Personality disorders such a BPD in the Cluster B category are absolutely mental illnesses, and are categorized as such in both the DSM-5 and the ICD manuals that actual mental health professionals use to diagnose them. People with BPD exhibit brain abnormalities that mentally healthy people do not have period! The wiring in the underdeveloped brain gets all fucked up due to early childhood trauma. This is why I'm saying if Delaney/Scarlett has a Cluster B PD like BPD/NPD/HPD or ASPD she could of been predisposed to these disorders genetically, but in the most common cases it is caused by real trauma i.e. neglect, sexual abuse etc. In boys they become pathological narcissists, in girls they become Borderlines. All these disorders can have comorbidity. All of them have high narcissistic traits in common. My mentor Dr. Otto Kernberg explains it better here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StBSHul42Zk&t=5s

So they either become Nick Rekieta or Scarlett? That’s grim.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

 

[Sirfaggot]

Ralph escapes from a situation he caused and calls it a W. The bar is very low these days.

As usual, the hateful denizens of ayylawgs on this site refuse to concede the brilliant W Ralph attained on his WI trip.

Ethan went deep cover, feigning interest in sektur nonentity TheQuartering and using this ruse as the perfect frame for his actual prize: a laptop owned by pornstar drug addict Scarlett Hampton. Agent Ralph expertly used his irresistible allure to ensnare this crackhead in his honey trap, stole the critical intel on her laptop whilst she was asleep, and stealthily escaped the country in an Uber as the clueless police abysmally failed to capture our swashbuckling international spy. Between the seduction, seamless theft, and perfect escape, its safe to declare Ralph a spiritual sibling of 007. And, like the hero of those novels, Ralph pays no heed to simpery toward his partners, as he did not hesitate to defend himself from the wrath of his ghastly former flame - an Epstein affiliate! - by denting her dreaded Saab superweapon (and possibly striking her, according to a battery citation).

Ralph: 1 stolen laptop, possible dirt on z-list e-celebs no one cares about, and bragging rights

Ayylawgs: nothing

He wins again.

 

[Kakkerum420]

There are women who are much, much more attractive than Scarlett who get around Mexico just fine. Mexico is nothing like American media would lead you to believe.

It has nothing to do with attractiveness. She is an insane drug addict.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

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Looks like he was dining at a restaraunt in MID called Hacienda Montejo that's by the taxi ranks, he's made it back to Merida with the trafficked laptop

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Ralph's posted more videos of his cats to show his lawyer/landlord/electrician took good care of them while he was off on a coke and alcohol bender Link Archive

In the first video with Smoke he has cut up knuckles on the same hand that was shown being scuffed up earlier, battery confirmed?

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For some reason he also reposted his email with Vickers and reiterated his rapist allegation against him. Did he start back up on the Mexican xannies and forget he already did it 9 hours ago? Link Archive

Ralph dropped an email screenshot of Vickers saying he never raped his wife and hates court drama (lol) Xcancel

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder if the milwaukee pd is used to Scarletts nonsense, she seems like the type who would be a known mental case.

Edit:
After a failed weekend Ralph decides to beef with his Vickers.

It's always funny when he calls someone else a rapist. Didn't he flee to Mexico to avoid getting charges from Alice?

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

Ralph is attempting to sell Xander again.


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