- Joined
- Dec 13, 2022
I've often heard people in the gunt chyat complain there is no Geno Samuel style documentary of the gunt (this would be a fantastic series imo) and also found that there isn't much in the way of good archiving or easily accessible info for gunt Events from the past. The Gunt wiki also shit the bed, so we don't have a wiki either. I'll be putting together a somewhat detailed timeline of Ethan Ralph's Sins and online activity in this thread, feel free to contribute or correct any mistakes.
Distant past: Ralph is born to Sandra and Ronnie Ralph. details are sparse, but it was revealed Ronnie taught Ethan how to gas dogs holocaust style in the oven when he killed 2 puppies. Ralph later lynched a dog that belonged to a kid that went to the same school by hanging it over the back of a chair by the neck until it died, this was revealed in leaks from people he went to school with.
Pictured: Ethan Ralph when he was a guntling and his Progenitor Ronnie Ralph
*Pre-prison Era
2014:
(huge credit to Dan of steel for the extensive lore post on the pre-prison years, most of the pre-2018 stuff is from his post, check it out)
- Ralph writes for his blog, The Ralph Retort, and begins blogging about Gamergate, specifically figures like Leigh Alexander.
- Even as early as nearly 10 years ago Ralph exhibited the type of behavior we know and love from him now, including having a secret chat room to harass women he dislikes because as we know, Ralph cannot stand a woman making fun of him. source here [Most of early Ralph history is really only covered in his ED article so I'll leave that as a blanket source]
Pictured: Ralph's associates during the gamergate days. Notice how he was closely associated with both sargon and metokur (internet arisrocrat) at this point.
2015:
"The Year of the Memphis Micro"
- Ralph being the thin-skinned tard he is, coming up with goofy shit like calling people who actually gave a shit about "ethics in games journalism" pejoratives like "Gamergate+" or "SJW Lite", gets mocked on both sides, eventually drawing the ire of 8chan, where most of the GG spergs congregated, specifically on boards like /cow/ and /baphomet/ Source.
(Ralph, unlike his former cohost Gator, was never a le epic oldfag and didn't get the ancient "Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl behind an Arbys in 1990", and tried to "roll with it" to not look like even more of a sperg to his trolls)
-Ralph's failed attempt at battling /baph/ involved him getting doxed pretty easily, with them finding his old boilerplate post-George Bush leftist blog "Daily Kos".
-This led to ralph having a 2 hour livestream meltdown at /baph/, sound familiar? (If anyone can find a copy of this stream, you are a king)
-/baph/ continued to laugh, eventually leading to allegedly leaking a picture of Ralph's dick on the Internet, the first sighting of the Memphis Micro. It's never been officially confirmed whether or not this is the MM, but it sure does look like it, and people have autistically analyzed the two unremarkable peckers next to each other. (Source needed)
(Ralph's dick being made fun of by GG orbiter and convicted pedophile pornstar Mercedes Carrera, which definitely made him seethe)
2016:
"Ralph learns a thing or two about dropping the soap"
-Mostly uneventful, a year where he covers the usual post-GG and Trump election news. Ralph's uneventful year came crashing to an abrupt halt when he had a legal incident.
Pictured: The Ralphamale does hard time
-Ralph was drunk in a hotel lobby, the cops were called to remove him, and because Ralph hates women, he tried to assault a female officer, leading to his arrest.
2017:
-A very Uneventful year, Ralph spent most of 2017 in Prison and very little is known from this period of time asides from the fact Ralph lost a significant amount of weight in prison, which possibly contributed to the grizzled state of his gunt.
2018:
*Post-prison era
-Ralph's career as it is known today started after he was released from prison.
-Ralph's first post-prison stream can be found here. it's worth noting Ethan's appreciation of metokur in this stream.
-Before Ralph caught a break Warski live was the largest livestream in the sektur and regularly had "big" names on like Richard spencer, Sargon, Styxhexenhammer, and even started Nick fuente's streaming career (Nick made his first noteable appearances online on warski live, he would point the knife at the camera when debating a jewish boomer, this is where he got the title "Nick the Knife"). Warski live was big because Mr. metokur, who at the time was extremely popular, chose warski live as his pet livestream. The Kumite, hosted by washed up trailer trash skeleton Tonkasaw was also favored by jim and was known as the most popular channel for internet bloodsports.
-some time in early to mid-2018 after Waski live fell apart because Andy is a retarded cokehead who defied his cohost, Metokur started featuring the killstream as his favorite pet livestream. Ralph got his big break when he streamed an exposé on a well-known gamergater (Matt jarbo, aka Mundane Matt) where his co-host zidan exposed Matt as a flagger, which ruined his online career (it should be noted ralph openly encourages flagging today and was begging his viewers to flag a rival stream on Feb 4th 2023). The Stream where Zidan tore down Mundane Matt is often referred to as the boulder stream, due to the fact Matt said he was getting rocks (boulders) with his kid at one point as an alibi for a period of time when he reported a user who was banned. Gator and Zidan were Ethan's 2 best E-friends and would stick with him for some time, Zidan left during 2018 to attend school and never looked back and Gator only turned his back on Ralph several years later in 2022 when metokur (Gator's god/father figure) confessed Ethan Ralph was a disappointment.
Andy burns his nipples during a cocaine binge, due to Andy's decline almost all his viewers switched to the killstream
Mr. Metokur discussing the boulder stream
-Ralph was the biggest name in the sektur for months and would get between 2000 to 5000 viewers on average (far more if metokur came on, which he often did) he also allegedly made tens of thousands of dollars a month. This culminated in the healstream, a huge event when pretty much every right wing E-celeb in existance (including Sam Hyde) congregated on his channel to raise money for st. judes' hostpital. this even was reported by right wing watch and others to youtube who banned Ralphs's channel shortly after. Ralph will often reference this time as the best time of his life. The reason stated for Ralph's termination was the Holocaust denial that occured during the stream.
News Article discussing the Healstream and it's consequences: https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/03/youtuber-blames-wsj-canceled-donations/
-After Ralph was banned there was a huge welling of support for him and he (along with metokur and others) set up on a little-known streaming site called stream.me. stream.me was a fantastic site with many streamers that all fought each other for a prize that was given to top streamer. stream.me is where PPP first streamed and flashed his asshole on camera after a drunken meltdown, Ralph then (allegedly) sent this to his family and church and ruined his life, after that PPP was Ralph's most obsessed alog.
-stream.me was later shut down due to legal issues sadly.
2019:
"The Birth of the Gunt"
-Some time later there was an autistic boxing match in Knoxville set up between Andy warski (washed up) and Tonkasaw (also washed up) and after many months of hype Tonka was a no-show. This was a huge event and hugely boosted Ralph and warski's failing careers. it also boosted Nick Rekeita's popularity massively when he covered it. When the "winning team" (Coach redpill, Warski, Ralph, Gator, etc.) arrived in the ring there was a triumphant moment where they all mock Tonkasaw for not showing up. It should be noted that there was several rumors of sexual incidents involving Andy and Ralph at Knoxville, it should also be noted that Gator received no sexual attention in Knoxville to the surprise of no one. This was basically the second high point of Warski and Ethan's respective careers, it's all downhill from here.
Video: Warksi's celebration during Tonka's no-show. This event would be nullified several years later during Warski's first actual fight against salt papi where he was brutally knocked in the first few seconds of the match.
Pictured: Gator, Ralph's Cohost and former sidekick (who allegedly does not have downs syndrome despite his appearance) during the celebration at Knoxville.
-During Knoxville the infamous gunt picture was taken, and it was noted that posting it really pissed off ralph and he would block/ignore anyone posting it. this was picked up by PPP and godwinson who proceeded to Alog him obsessively over it. Coach redpill, Null, Godwinson, and PPP teamed up to alog ralph briefly in the legendary four horsemen stream.
The legendary four horsemen stream, basically the stream that started Ethan Ralph alogging as it's practiced today.
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The picture that sunk Ethan Ralph's streaming career.
Ralph busts a move at Knoxville
-Ethan Ralph would go on to have several pillstreams, ally himself with pedophile retard Corey Barnhill who would later backstab him and run several ops on ralph then Proceed to make several streams shitting on Ralph. (the lore about Ralph and Zoom's unholy union is extensive but I don't feel like giving zoom too much coverage, just know he's a psycho and was briefly even more obsessed with alogging Ralph the PPP ever was) Ralph also ate a burger from the trash like a homeless scavenger (he looked homeless during this time)
Trash Burger lore
Pillstream coverage part 1
Pillstream coverage part 2
Ethan's infamous chimpout against Xander
An AI recreation of Ralph during the Xander chimpout
-Lord Akira, a popular paypig, donates to Nick Rekeita and shares screencaps of Ralph confronting him in DMs. Ralph promptly doxes him on /cow/ in response. Viewers and associates disavow and leave in droves
-Ralph later went on a trip to Miami with Andy Warski which ended in absolute disaster when Ralph Confronted Warski and Warski had a mental breakdown like a bitch over it (this was because Andy let a fan throw a bag of ice on Ralph when he was sleeping). It should be noted that Ralph wore 3 layers of shirts in this stream to hide his hairy disfigured gunt, their hotel room was leaked as well and people were ordering things to their room.
-Ralph and Andy would infamously view CP on livestream during a badly botched "to catch a predator" stream
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-Ralph would collapse over the course of the year to around 200 viewers.
-Ralph would have a brief resurgence when he covered Mumkey Jones' meltdown, he linked back up with Null, Rekieta, Dick, and others who would help him out during this time.
-Ralph and andy generally worked together during this period of time, with PPP alogging in the shaddows
2020:
"The year of the PPPig"
-PPP, Ethan's most obsessed alog, would eventually launch the simpspiracy. The simpspiracy was an attack on Ethan Ralph and dick masterson as well as the people on his patreon alternative called new project 2 (people like Null, and mr metokur were some of the top users of NP2). NP2 would later be shut down due to their efforts, after people found out it was run through a sketchy Chinese bank.
-PPP confronts and humiliates Diddler Dax the highschool homecoming king and owner of the barby dream house over NP2, this launched PPP's career and he used it as a vehicle to alog Ralph. He would later go on to Challenge Ralph to a fight (which wouldn't pan out) and threatened to paralyze and sodomize Ralph. At this point Null still defended Dick and NP2, and was friends with Ralph.
-PPP and Godwinson hyped up "the third man" during the simpspiracy saga and claimed he would destroy Ethan Ralph and Dick masterson. Although people thought it would be metokur it turned out to be big man Tyrone, Ethan's father.
-PPP spent the next year alogging Ralph and arguing with Null. The gunt would go on to disavow Null after he made 1 small corn joke.
PPP tells Ralph what he will do to him if they fight
Godwinson's famous Ralph impression
Coverage of Ralph's reaction to Null's corn joke
-Ralph has a brief relationship with Adezero (Adrian Blair) who would later go on to get a restraining order against Ralph where he can't even say her name. People often mock Ralph by saying "Adrian Blair won" to which he can't legally say anything.
-With the dick masterson, Ralph, Null, Rekieta alliance broken Ethan Proceeded to infamously sperg out several times.
-Dick Masterson (henceforth referred to as Diddler Dax) got in an argument with Null over pedophilia (Dax was pro-pedophilia) and started gunt guarding (working with and defending Ethan)
-Ethan Ralph dated an insane BPD high school girl Named Faith Vickers and proceeded to release a sex tape featuring her and his fat gunt and impregnate her. The Sex tape was released by Ralph in an attempt to own Faith's ex, but her ex was live streaming when he received the tape and people saw the link and downloaded the video. Ethan was known to install keyloggers on her devices and prevent here from using the internet. The Faith saga was one of the most disgusting and strange times in Ethan Ralph's online presence, he would often show off her awful child-like drawing and "home made meals" consisting of the lowest tier burnt goy slop on paper plates. Faith later escaped the Gunt's clutches and returned to her father, who is a retard almost as bad as Ralph who would try to own him online repeatedly (he never did and just made himself look like an ass). It is rumored Ethan Knocked Faith up entirely because he wanted to own Null, who had previously stated having kids is based. Faith would later name her son Xander to spite Ethan. Faith met Ralph through Diddler Dax.
-A few other fun facts about Faith: often refered to as "zoomer girl" by ethan, she spent time in a psych ward and was allegedly suicidal at times.
Pictured: Ethan Ralph's stunning child bride Faith Vickers
The sex tape can be found here, view at your own risk.
-Godwinson, PPP, and Kraut and tea (aka kraut, a youtuber who Andy Warski and Ethan shit on in 2018 who later recovered and surpassed them) would review Ethan's sex tape in Great detail in a several hour stream, which I cannot find right now. In general Ethan's alogs had no shortage of content this year as Ethan continuously fucked up, also PPP and Godwinson got along and worked together closely at this time.
-Ethan would infamously tell off his dying mother during a hot mic moment on the streaming platform Dlive, and refuse to drive her to a dialysis appointment. 3 moments in the clip (his labored grunt, "THAT'S NAWT TRUUU", and "it's not even hot outside") are often referenced when talking about Ralph. the clip can be found here. It's worth noting that for the first time Mr. Metokur publicly made fun of ralph over this, beforehand he was seen as a "gunt gaurd" (someone who defend's Ethan's honour online). I can't find the clip of this event right now.
-Ethan's mother would die the following year, her obituary can be found here and the thread about the event can be found here. Of note in the obituary is Ethan's disabled brother Evan, who he never mentions or visits. Ethan was unable to Visit her during her dying days because he was not vaccinated, so she died alone in the hospital. Ethan would later go on to bizarrely blame Mr. metokur's early covid streams for causing panic and leading to the vaccine mandates that stopped him from seeing his mother.
-Jarbo the hutt (a youtube channel making parody raps about Mundane Matt and former close associate of Ethan's) would turn on the gunt this year and begin focusing on Ethan Ralph parody raps instead. This hurt Ethan greatly as he was proud of his appeance on older MC jarbo videos where he did some of the rapping, as explained by Adrian Blair in an interview with PPP and Godwinson (in the same interview she said he was extremely self conscious and timid behind the scenes).
2021:
"The Year of the Horse"
-During the child bride saga Ethan Took Digitranny's trans pedophile gf (known as "meigh" or "mantsu" due to her masculine and horse like facial features) as a second gf, which caused Faith to leave him. There was a fight when Ralph picked up Meigh's stuff at digitranny's compound. Ralph would later bring her on a date to witness chris chan be arrested, after this they reproduced and demon baby 2 was sadly brought into this world.
Pictured: the Gunt in full view during the fight
Pictured: a recreation of the epic fight for mating rights between the gunt and the fat troons at digitranny's compound
Note: The digitranny fight started because they claimed he was 5' 1", which enraged him. (He is that tall though)
Ralph's footage of Chris Chan's arrest during meigh's date, basically the end of christory.
-Ralph's footage of Chris chan's arrest and subsequent fame in the Christorian sphere is often regarded by Ralph as his biggest blow against "Joshua conner moon and the broke dick farms". It's theorized that this boosted his confidence so high that he immediately conceived demon baby 2 after this event. details can be found here.
Pictured: Ralph's nasty car, also a Ralph sighting by a different streamer (notice the double shirts to hide the gunt)
The dimensional merge caught on camera: Chris chan (in the background) transfers his lolcow powers to Ralph
-In general, Ralph was having a good time at this point of 2021 and was buoyed by overconfidence in himself. PPP had moved on from Ethan to covering other people and even worked with him to shit on teaclips. He became so over-confident that he burnt bridges with one of his largest allies and Balldo enthusiast Nick Rekeita, he burnt bridges with Nick and wished death on him just because he made fun of a small clip of him farting on stream. coverage of the shart incident can be seen here. A song about the Sharting incident can be found here. Rekieta would go on to get around 100k live viewers covering Kyle Rittenhoue's case shortly after this.
-Ralph would have one of his best meltdowns in response to Aydin Paladin and his former cohost and pedophile Flamenco defending Kiwifarms. coverage of this meltdown can be found here.
-Killstream.tv has a data breach, information on all Killstream subscribers is dumped online. Said info includes their email addresses, passwords, first and last names, and the last 4 digits of their credit card number. Ralph & Gator insisted the site was secure and not to worry about it. Sometime before this Ralph had already leaked paypig information willingly if he did not like them.
-In an email to all Killstream subscribers, Ralph accidentally leaks the email addresses of all of his subscribers by neglecting to use the BCC feature. (Aug. 2021?)
-In a genius move Ralph decided to wear some of his "joshua conner moon is a kid diddler" hats, but the top portion was cut off making it appear as if he was wearing a hat that just said "kid diddler" coverage here.
-Adrian Blair won her court case against Ralph in 2021. Adrienne Blair raped Ralph in court after he used his website to attempt life-ruination on her. He wrote a hitpiece in an attempt to get her fired, he then posted pictures of where she works and where she lives. The court even put a gag order on Ralph. This situation also cost Ralph his Patreon account. Null covered Adrian's court case here.
2022:
"The Guntbreaking of Ethan Ralph"
-Ralph's former associate and perpetually washed up cocaine addict Andy Warski teamed up with PPP (who had recently become homeless thanks to his old room mate surfer calling the cops on him) to launch the kino casino, a new livestream show. Kino casino's first episode was the "fuck ralph festival" and recapped Ralph's fuckups over the past few years and also featured Ralph's biggest alogs. In response to the betrayal by Andy Ethan deicided to make a trip to portugal (Andy's ancestral land) in order to own him somehow.
-Ralph was beaten to a fucking pulp by unknown assailants during a trip to Portugal which shattered bones in his face. The trip was made to spite Andy Warski, who had Portuguese ancestry. It's unknown why he was beaten within an inch of his life, some have speculated pimps beat him after he refused to pay for a prostitute, and others have speculated it was to steal his purse (he literally had a 1000$ Louis Vuitton purse he brought everywhere).
-The thread covering his first Portugal trip can be found here.
Pictured: Ralph shortly after he was beaten and possibly sodomized by the Portugese
-Ralph would later be disavowed by Jim shortly after the beating which caused his loyal slave gator to rebel, Ralph cried during the Jim stream because he worshipped metokur like a god or at least saw him as a father figure. This is seen by many as the most crushing event in Ralph's life, and Metokur would return to attempt to tear down the man he worked with for the past 8 years in numerous streams over the next year. Metokur would coin the term "rage pig" for Ralph, and stream about his biggest hits of 2022 as well as retroactively alogging Ralph's past achievements such as the sex tape
Ralph vs. Metokur, the most anticipated episode of Internet bloodsports ever
-On the way to a gay bowling event he tried to ambush Elijah Schafer for a debate or something, and made an ass of himself. Security told the stange fat mongoloid with "FED" on his shirt to leave.
-Ethan hosted a gay bowling event disaster where he made destiny embarrassed to attend and (big surprise) was beaten again by a random alog who called him "rape it ralph" before sucker punching him. Ralph did not press charges, some speculate this is because he was on thin ice due to being a felon and also because he might have kicked his attacker off camera. Ralph was supposed to get married to his pedohorse gf (pantsu) during this event but she backed out.
coverage of the "Killstream Kingpin" event can be found here
Pictured: expectations vs. reality
Metokur's coverage of Ralph's bowling event
Pictured: An artist's recreation of Ralph holding his prized bowling trophy, and an actual picture of Ethan from the event (notice how his eyes aren't aligned quite right due to damage from the portugal beating)
-Ethan would miraculously be assaulted a SECOND time in Portugal by Anglo streamer Cog and his Henchman Dan, who would stream snipe then beat Ethan Bloody after he confronted them. Dan beat Ethan to the ground, fish hooked his mouth, then made him run like a bitch while screaming for the police.
Coverage of the second portugal trip can be found here
Pictured: (Left) Ethan is beaten so hard he turns into a mongoloid (Right) Ethan reveals the gunt as a self-defense mechanism, note how he is bleeding like a stuck pig onto his white shirt
-Video of the beatdown
-Ethan would side with the tranny abomination Keffals in his failed crusade to destroy kiwifarms
-Ralph gets a rare W when he shit's on Nick Rekieta's weird sex comments
-Mr. Metokur's final stream before he retired and fucking died of cancer largely featured Ralph and his fuckups over the last year, and Ralph was voted lolcow of the year by a large margin by the viewers. And so the man who Built Ethan and the killstream up into what it was at it's peak spent his final time in the spotlight to shitting on Ralph, a man who worshiped him for 7 of the past 8 years.
2023:
Off to a Good Start
-Ralph has fled the country in fear of legal troubles and moved to Mexico
-Ralph has begun alogging Pansu's sister and father. He called her sister slatternly and shit on Pantsu's dad Harry Morris, in response Morris sold all of Ethan's relics including the shirt he was wearing in the gunt picture and his cowboy hat (these were left at his house when Ralph and Meigh moved to Mexico)
-Ralph was challenged by the Nostalgia critic
-Ralph had a really boring wrestling event where the groypers in attendance chanted Rape at a female wrestler. Ralph was served legal papers during this event
-Ralph has already had several pillstreams this year
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Pictured: Ralph comes up from a cocaine snort with trash on his glasses, Ralph eats sausage off the floor during a pillstream
-Ralph won a (presumably) large bet on the Superbowl, but his W was quickly overshadowed by a wave of massive of disasters and misfortune, possibly the worst week he's ever had. So far this week (mid Febuary 2023) Ralph has been revealed as having a gay lover in the later 2000s, had his ~decade old twitter account (which he claims is worth 750,000$) permabanned, had is alt twitter accounts banned, caught a mystery disease, and is currently drunk AND high driving with his baby in the car without a booster seat. Ralph has reached a new low somehow, some are dubbing it the 6 star day. Ralph has alleged that Pantsu and him were about to break up before Harry started selling all his stuff, and now they are only together to spite Harry, he said Harry won't see Rozy for "3000 days".
Pictured: Ralph's shining complexion as of Febuary 14th 2023. He's been coughing and hacking all stream while literally drunk driving with a baby in the car, we may be nearing the end. (credit to
-I'll add more content and fill out the thread more later on. if you have any content you think I should add to the OP please post it in the thread.
Big ups to Dan of Steel, Wendy's Chili, Pale Empress CognitiveDeficiency, and b0o0pinsn0o0tz for their contributions to the thread.
Right now Pale empress' post is much more detailed and organized and can be found here
Distant past: Ralph is born to Sandra and Ronnie Ralph. details are sparse, but it was revealed Ronnie taught Ethan how to gas dogs holocaust style in the oven when he killed 2 puppies. Ralph later lynched a dog that belonged to a kid that went to the same school by hanging it over the back of a chair by the neck until it died, this was revealed in leaks from people he went to school with.
Pictured: Ethan Ralph when he was a guntling and his Progenitor Ronnie Ralph
*Pre-prison Era
2014:
(huge credit to Dan of steel for the extensive lore post on the pre-prison years, most of the pre-2018 stuff is from his post, check it out)
- Ralph writes for his blog, The Ralph Retort, and begins blogging about Gamergate, specifically figures like Leigh Alexander.
- Even as early as nearly 10 years ago Ralph exhibited the type of behavior we know and love from him now, including having a secret chat room to harass women he dislikes because as we know, Ralph cannot stand a woman making fun of him. source here [Most of early Ralph history is really only covered in his ED article so I'll leave that as a blanket source]
Pictured: Ralph's associates during the gamergate days. Notice how he was closely associated with both sargon and metokur (internet arisrocrat) at this point.
2015:
"The Year of the Memphis Micro"
- Ralph being the thin-skinned tard he is, coming up with goofy shit like calling people who actually gave a shit about "ethics in games journalism" pejoratives like "Gamergate+" or "SJW Lite", gets mocked on both sides, eventually drawing the ire of 8chan, where most of the GG spergs congregated, specifically on boards like /cow/ and /baphomet/ Source.
(Ralph, unlike his former cohost Gator, was never a le epic oldfag and didn't get the ancient "Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl behind an Arbys in 1990", and tried to "roll with it" to not look like even more of a sperg to his trolls)
-Ralph's failed attempt at battling /baph/ involved him getting doxed pretty easily, with them finding his old boilerplate post-George Bush leftist blog "Daily Kos".
-This led to ralph having a 2 hour livestream meltdown at /baph/, sound familiar? (If anyone can find a copy of this stream, you are a king)
-/baph/ continued to laugh, eventually leading to allegedly leaking a picture of Ralph's dick on the Internet, the first sighting of the Memphis Micro. It's never been officially confirmed whether or not this is the MM, but it sure does look like it, and people have autistically analyzed the two unremarkable peckers next to each other. (Source needed)
(Ralph's dick being made fun of by GG orbiter and convicted pedophile pornstar Mercedes Carrera, which definitely made him seethe)
2016:
"Ralph learns a thing or two about dropping the soap"
-Mostly uneventful, a year where he covers the usual post-GG and Trump election news. Ralph's uneventful year came crashing to an abrupt halt when he had a legal incident.
Pictured: The Ralphamale does hard time
-Ralph was drunk in a hotel lobby, the cops were called to remove him, and because Ralph hates women, he tried to assault a female officer, leading to his arrest.
2017:
-A very Uneventful year, Ralph spent most of 2017 in Prison and very little is known from this period of time asides from the fact Ralph lost a significant amount of weight in prison, which possibly contributed to the grizzled state of his gunt.
2018:
*Post-prison era
-Ralph's career as it is known today started after he was released from prison.
-Ralph's first post-prison stream can be found here. it's worth noting Ethan's appreciation of metokur in this stream.
-Before Ralph caught a break Warski live was the largest livestream in the sektur and regularly had "big" names on like Richard spencer, Sargon, Styxhexenhammer, and even started Nick fuente's streaming career (Nick made his first noteable appearances online on warski live, he would point the knife at the camera when debating a jewish boomer, this is where he got the title "Nick the Knife"). Warski live was big because Mr. metokur, who at the time was extremely popular, chose warski live as his pet livestream. The Kumite, hosted by washed up trailer trash skeleton Tonkasaw was also favored by jim and was known as the most popular channel for internet bloodsports.
-some time in early to mid-2018 after Waski live fell apart because Andy is a retarded cokehead who defied his cohost, Metokur started featuring the killstream as his favorite pet livestream. Ralph got his big break when he streamed an exposé on a well-known gamergater (Matt jarbo, aka Mundane Matt) where his co-host zidan exposed Matt as a flagger, which ruined his online career (it should be noted ralph openly encourages flagging today and was begging his viewers to flag a rival stream on Feb 4th 2023). The Stream where Zidan tore down Mundane Matt is often referred to as the boulder stream, due to the fact Matt said he was getting rocks (boulders) with his kid at one point as an alibi for a period of time when he reported a user who was banned. Gator and Zidan were Ethan's 2 best E-friends and would stick with him for some time, Zidan left during 2018 to attend school and never looked back and Gator only turned his back on Ralph several years later in 2022 when metokur (Gator's god/father figure) confessed Ethan Ralph was a disappointment.
Andy burns his nipples during a cocaine binge, due to Andy's decline almost all his viewers switched to the killstream
Mr. Metokur discussing the boulder stream
-Ralph was the biggest name in the sektur for months and would get between 2000 to 5000 viewers on average (far more if metokur came on, which he often did) he also allegedly made tens of thousands of dollars a month. This culminated in the healstream, a huge event when pretty much every right wing E-celeb in existance (including Sam Hyde) congregated on his channel to raise money for st. judes' hostpital. this even was reported by right wing watch and others to youtube who banned Ralphs's channel shortly after. Ralph will often reference this time as the best time of his life. The reason stated for Ralph's termination was the Holocaust denial that occured during the stream.
News Article discussing the Healstream and it's consequences: https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/03/youtuber-blames-wsj-canceled-donations/
-After Ralph was banned there was a huge welling of support for him and he (along with metokur and others) set up on a little-known streaming site called stream.me. stream.me was a fantastic site with many streamers that all fought each other for a prize that was given to top streamer. stream.me is where PPP first streamed and flashed his asshole on camera after a drunken meltdown, Ralph then (allegedly) sent this to his family and church and ruined his life, after that PPP was Ralph's most obsessed alog.
-stream.me was later shut down due to legal issues sadly.
2019:
"The Birth of the Gunt"
-Some time later there was an autistic boxing match in Knoxville set up between Andy warski (washed up) and Tonkasaw (also washed up) and after many months of hype Tonka was a no-show. This was a huge event and hugely boosted Ralph and warski's failing careers. it also boosted Nick Rekeita's popularity massively when he covered it. When the "winning team" (Coach redpill, Warski, Ralph, Gator, etc.) arrived in the ring there was a triumphant moment where they all mock Tonkasaw for not showing up. It should be noted that there was several rumors of sexual incidents involving Andy and Ralph at Knoxville, it should also be noted that Gator received no sexual attention in Knoxville to the surprise of no one. This was basically the second high point of Warski and Ethan's respective careers, it's all downhill from here.
Video: Warksi's celebration during Tonka's no-show. This event would be nullified several years later during Warski's first actual fight against salt papi where he was brutally knocked in the first few seconds of the match.
Pictured: Gator, Ralph's Cohost and former sidekick (who allegedly does not have downs syndrome despite his appearance) during the celebration at Knoxville.
-During Knoxville the infamous gunt picture was taken, and it was noted that posting it really pissed off ralph and he would block/ignore anyone posting it. this was picked up by PPP and godwinson who proceeded to Alog him obsessively over it. Coach redpill, Null, Godwinson, and PPP teamed up to alog ralph briefly in the legendary four horsemen stream.
The legendary four horsemen stream, basically the stream that started Ethan Ralph alogging as it's practiced today.
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The picture that sunk Ethan Ralph's streaming career.
Ralph busts a move at Knoxville
-Ethan Ralph would go on to have several pillstreams, ally himself with pedophile retard Corey Barnhill who would later backstab him and run several ops on ralph then Proceed to make several streams shitting on Ralph. (the lore about Ralph and Zoom's unholy union is extensive but I don't feel like giving zoom too much coverage, just know he's a psycho and was briefly even more obsessed with alogging Ralph the PPP ever was) Ralph also ate a burger from the trash like a homeless scavenger (he looked homeless during this time)
Trash Burger lore
Pillstream coverage part 1
Pillstream coverage part 2
Ethan's infamous chimpout against Xander
An AI recreation of Ralph during the Xander chimpout
-Lord Akira, a popular paypig, donates to Nick Rekeita and shares screencaps of Ralph confronting him in DMs. Ralph promptly doxes him on /cow/ in response. Viewers and associates disavow and leave in droves
-Ralph later went on a trip to Miami with Andy Warski which ended in absolute disaster when Ralph Confronted Warski and Warski had a mental breakdown like a bitch over it (this was because Andy let a fan throw a bag of ice on Ralph when he was sleeping). It should be noted that Ralph wore 3 layers of shirts in this stream to hide his hairy disfigured gunt, their hotel room was leaked as well and people were ordering things to their room.
-Ralph and Andy would infamously view CP on livestream during a badly botched "to catch a predator" stream
'Alt-Right' YouTuber shared vile sexual images of underage girls
Notorious sexist internet personality shocks his fans during now-deleted ‘child porn ring’ live stream.
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-Ralph would collapse over the course of the year to around 200 viewers.
-Ralph would have a brief resurgence when he covered Mumkey Jones' meltdown, he linked back up with Null, Rekieta, Dick, and others who would help him out during this time.
-Ralph and andy generally worked together during this period of time, with PPP alogging in the shaddows
2020:
"The year of the PPPig"
-PPP, Ethan's most obsessed alog, would eventually launch the simpspiracy. The simpspiracy was an attack on Ethan Ralph and dick masterson as well as the people on his patreon alternative called new project 2 (people like Null, and mr metokur were some of the top users of NP2). NP2 would later be shut down due to their efforts, after people found out it was run through a sketchy Chinese bank.
-PPP spent the next year alogging Ralph and arguing with Null. The gunt would go on to disavow Null after he made 1 small corn joke.
PPP tells Ralph what he will do to him if they fight
Godwinson's famous Ralph impression
Coverage of Ralph's reaction to Null's corn joke
-Ralph has a brief relationship with Adezero (Adrian Blair) who would later go on to get a restraining order against Ralph where he can't even say her name. People often mock Ralph by saying "Adrian Blair won" to which he can't legally say anything.
-With the dick masterson, Ralph, Null, Rekieta alliance broken Ethan Proceeded to infamously sperg out several times.
-Dick Masterson (henceforth referred to as Diddler Dax) got in an argument with Null over pedophilia (Dax was pro-pedophilia) and started gunt guarding (working with and defending Ethan)
-Ethan Ralph dated an insane BPD high school girl Named Faith Vickers and proceeded to release a sex tape featuring her and his fat gunt and impregnate her. The Sex tape was released by Ralph in an attempt to own Faith's ex, but her ex was live streaming when he received the tape and people saw the link and downloaded the video. Ethan was known to install keyloggers on her devices and prevent here from using the internet. The Faith saga was one of the most disgusting and strange times in Ethan Ralph's online presence, he would often show off her awful child-like drawing and "home made meals" consisting of the lowest tier burnt goy slop on paper plates. Faith later escaped the Gunt's clutches and returned to her father, who is a retard almost as bad as Ralph who would try to own him online repeatedly (he never did and just made himself look like an ass). It is rumored Ethan Knocked Faith up entirely because he wanted to own Null, who had previously stated having kids is based. Faith would later name her son Xander to spite Ethan. Faith met Ralph through Diddler Dax.
-A few other fun facts about Faith: often refered to as "zoomer girl" by ethan, she spent time in a psych ward and was allegedly suicidal at times.
Pictured: Ethan Ralph's stunning child bride Faith Vickers
The sex tape can be found here, view at your own risk.
-Godwinson, PPP, and Kraut and tea (aka kraut, a youtuber who Andy Warski and Ethan shit on in 2018 who later recovered and surpassed them) would review Ethan's sex tape in Great detail in a several hour stream, which I cannot find right now. In general Ethan's alogs had no shortage of content this year as Ethan continuously fucked up, also PPP and Godwinson got along and worked together closely at this time.
-Ethan would infamously tell off his dying mother during a hot mic moment on the streaming platform Dlive, and refuse to drive her to a dialysis appointment. 3 moments in the clip (his labored grunt, "THAT'S NAWT TRUUU", and "it's not even hot outside") are often referenced when talking about Ralph. the clip can be found here. It's worth noting that for the first time Mr. Metokur publicly made fun of ralph over this, beforehand he was seen as a "gunt gaurd" (someone who defend's Ethan's honour online). I can't find the clip of this event right now.
-Ethan's mother would die the following year, her obituary can be found here and the thread about the event can be found here. Of note in the obituary is Ethan's disabled brother Evan, who he never mentions or visits. Ethan was unable to Visit her during her dying days because he was not vaccinated, so she died alone in the hospital. Ethan would later go on to bizarrely blame Mr. metokur's early covid streams for causing panic and leading to the vaccine mandates that stopped him from seeing his mother.
-Jarbo the hutt (a youtube channel making parody raps about Mundane Matt and former close associate of Ethan's) would turn on the gunt this year and begin focusing on Ethan Ralph parody raps instead. This hurt Ethan greatly as he was proud of his appeance on older MC jarbo videos where he did some of the rapping, as explained by Adrian Blair in an interview with PPP and Godwinson (in the same interview she said he was extremely self conscious and timid behind the scenes).
2021:
"The Year of the Horse"
-During the child bride saga Ethan Took Digitranny's trans pedophile gf (known as "meigh" or "mantsu" due to her masculine and horse like facial features) as a second gf, which caused Faith to leave him. There was a fight when Ralph picked up Meigh's stuff at digitranny's compound. Ralph would later bring her on a date to witness chris chan be arrested, after this they reproduced and demon baby 2 was sadly brought into this world.
Pictured: the Gunt in full view during the fight
Pictured: a recreation of the epic fight for mating rights between the gunt and the fat troons at digitranny's compound
Note: The digitranny fight started because they claimed he was 5' 1", which enraged him. (He is that tall though)
Ralph's footage of Chris Chan's arrest during meigh's date, basically the end of christory.
-Ralph's footage of Chris chan's arrest and subsequent fame in the Christorian sphere is often regarded by Ralph as his biggest blow against "Joshua conner moon and the broke dick farms". It's theorized that this boosted his confidence so high that he immediately conceived demon baby 2 after this event. details can be found here.
Pictured: Ralph's nasty car, also a Ralph sighting by a different streamer (notice the double shirts to hide the gunt)
The dimensional merge caught on camera: Chris chan (in the background) transfers his lolcow powers to Ralph
-In general, Ralph was having a good time at this point of 2021 and was buoyed by overconfidence in himself. PPP had moved on from Ethan to covering other people and even worked with him to shit on teaclips. He became so over-confident that he burnt bridges with one of his largest allies and Balldo enthusiast Nick Rekeita, he burnt bridges with Nick and wished death on him just because he made fun of a small clip of him farting on stream. coverage of the shart incident can be seen here. A song about the Sharting incident can be found here. Rekieta would go on to get around 100k live viewers covering Kyle Rittenhoue's case shortly after this.
-Ralph would have one of his best meltdowns in response to Aydin Paladin and his former cohost and pedophile Flamenco defending Kiwifarms. coverage of this meltdown can be found here.
-Killstream.tv has a data breach, information on all Killstream subscribers is dumped online. Said info includes their email addresses, passwords, first and last names, and the last 4 digits of their credit card number. Ralph & Gator insisted the site was secure and not to worry about it. Sometime before this Ralph had already leaked paypig information willingly if he did not like them.
-In an email to all Killstream subscribers, Ralph accidentally leaks the email addresses of all of his subscribers by neglecting to use the BCC feature. (Aug. 2021?)
-In a genius move Ralph decided to wear some of his "joshua conner moon is a kid diddler" hats, but the top portion was cut off making it appear as if he was wearing a hat that just said "kid diddler" coverage here.
-Adrian Blair won her court case against Ralph in 2021. Adrienne Blair raped Ralph in court after he used his website to attempt life-ruination on her. He wrote a hitpiece in an attempt to get her fired, he then posted pictures of where she works and where she lives. The court even put a gag order on Ralph. This situation also cost Ralph his Patreon account. Null covered Adrian's court case here.
2022:
"The Guntbreaking of Ethan Ralph"
-Ralph's former associate and perpetually washed up cocaine addict Andy Warski teamed up with PPP (who had recently become homeless thanks to his old room mate surfer calling the cops on him) to launch the kino casino, a new livestream show. Kino casino's first episode was the "fuck ralph festival" and recapped Ralph's fuckups over the past few years and also featured Ralph's biggest alogs. In response to the betrayal by Andy Ethan deicided to make a trip to portugal (Andy's ancestral land) in order to own him somehow.
-Ralph was beaten to a fucking pulp by unknown assailants during a trip to Portugal which shattered bones in his face. The trip was made to spite Andy Warski, who had Portuguese ancestry. It's unknown why he was beaten within an inch of his life, some have speculated pimps beat him after he refused to pay for a prostitute, and others have speculated it was to steal his purse (he literally had a 1000$ Louis Vuitton purse he brought everywhere).
-The thread covering his first Portugal trip can be found here.
Pictured: Ralph shortly after he was beaten and possibly sodomized by the Portugese
-Ralph would later be disavowed by Jim shortly after the beating which caused his loyal slave gator to rebel, Ralph cried during the Jim stream because he worshipped metokur like a god or at least saw him as a father figure. This is seen by many as the most crushing event in Ralph's life, and Metokur would return to attempt to tear down the man he worked with for the past 8 years in numerous streams over the next year. Metokur would coin the term "rage pig" for Ralph, and stream about his biggest hits of 2022 as well as retroactively alogging Ralph's past achievements such as the sex tape
Ralph vs. Metokur, the most anticipated episode of Internet bloodsports ever
-On the way to a gay bowling event he tried to ambush Elijah Schafer for a debate or something, and made an ass of himself. Security told the stange fat mongoloid with "FED" on his shirt to leave.
-Ethan hosted a gay bowling event disaster where he made destiny embarrassed to attend and (big surprise) was beaten again by a random alog who called him "rape it ralph" before sucker punching him. Ralph did not press charges, some speculate this is because he was on thin ice due to being a felon and also because he might have kicked his attacker off camera. Ralph was supposed to get married to his pedohorse gf (pantsu) during this event but she backed out.
coverage of the "Killstream Kingpin" event can be found here
Pictured: expectations vs. reality
Metokur's coverage of Ralph's bowling event
Pictured: An artist's recreation of Ralph holding his prized bowling trophy, and an actual picture of Ethan from the event (notice how his eyes aren't aligned quite right due to damage from the portugal beating)
-Ethan would miraculously be assaulted a SECOND time in Portugal by Anglo streamer Cog and his Henchman Dan, who would stream snipe then beat Ethan Bloody after he confronted them. Dan beat Ethan to the ground, fish hooked his mouth, then made him run like a bitch while screaming for the police.
Coverage of the second portugal trip can be found here
Pictured: (Left) Ethan is beaten so hard he turns into a mongoloid (Right) Ethan reveals the gunt as a self-defense mechanism, note how he is bleeding like a stuck pig onto his white shirt
-Video of the beatdown
-Ethan would side with the tranny abomination Keffals in his failed crusade to destroy kiwifarms
-Ralph gets a rare W when he shit's on Nick Rekieta's weird sex comments
-Mr. Metokur's final stream before he retired and fucking died of cancer largely featured Ralph and his fuckups over the last year, and Ralph was voted lolcow of the year by a large margin by the viewers. And so the man who Built Ethan and the killstream up into what it was at it's peak spent his final time in the spotlight to shitting on Ralph, a man who worshiped him for 7 of the past 8 years.
2023:
Off to a Good Start
-Ralph has fled the country in fear of legal troubles and moved to Mexico
-Ralph has begun alogging Pansu's sister and father. He called her sister slatternly and shit on Pantsu's dad Harry Morris, in response Morris sold all of Ethan's relics including the shirt he was wearing in the gunt picture and his cowboy hat (these were left at his house when Ralph and Meigh moved to Mexico)
-Ralph was challenged by the Nostalgia critic
-Ralph had a really boring wrestling event where the groypers in attendance chanted Rape at a female wrestler. Ralph was served legal papers during this event
-Ralph has already had several pillstreams this year
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Pictured: Ralph comes up from a cocaine snort with trash on his glasses, Ralph eats sausage off the floor during a pillstream
-Ralph won a (presumably) large bet on the Superbowl, but his W was quickly overshadowed by a wave of massive of disasters and misfortune, possibly the worst week he's ever had. So far this week (mid Febuary 2023) Ralph has been revealed as having a gay lover in the later 2000s, had his ~decade old twitter account (which he claims is worth 750,000$) permabanned, had is alt twitter accounts banned, caught a mystery disease, and is currently drunk AND high driving with his baby in the car without a booster seat. Ralph has reached a new low somehow, some are dubbing it the 6 star day. Ralph has alleged that Pantsu and him were about to break up before Harry started selling all his stuff, and now they are only together to spite Harry, he said Harry won't see Rozy for "3000 days".
Pictured: Ralph's shining complexion as of Febuary 14th 2023. He's been coughing and hacking all stream while literally drunk driving with a baby in the car, we may be nearing the end. (credit to
darkprince56 for the picture)
-I'll add more content and fill out the thread more later on. if you have any content you think I should add to the OP please post it in the thread.
Big ups to Dan of Steel, Wendy's Chili, Pale Empress CognitiveDeficiency, and b0o0pinsn0o0tz for their contributions to the thread.
Right now Pale empress' post is much more detailed and organized and can be found here
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