To be honest, manifestos are really funny.
Leftist: I killed kids because I want to be a man and have buttsex with a black lady!!!! — takes forever to be released.
Also leftist: I’m a Reddit man, lmao! The narwhal beckons at midnight and trans rights forever!! — 2 seconds.
I know one was a bunch of scribbles by a pooner and the other is just pretty much a reddit post, but like, can’t we just have one manifesto that isn’t full blown retarded? The nig-cel one was laughable in parts, but like, this is their final words and they are all insanely gay.
My manifesto if I had to write one would be like this:
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Anyways. The reason why I attacked Fort Knox with a garden trowel is because I’m so sick of Indian people acting like assholes at the Costco…. And my katana was being repaired at the time. Listen, you jeet faggot, the dudes at that cafe are not your slaves, and quit asking for so much tinfoil you fucks. Also, no one wants to look at your gross ass family as you all talk on your Bluetooth headsets. I hate you people so much. You have a homeland with all this beauty and natural wealth and instead you trashed it, like you trash the Costco. I hope you eat pizza in hell you retarded jeet faggot niggers.
Also Tim Walz and Senator Warren paid me to do this lmao
Truly yours,
Charles
PS I hate Muslims too!!! Oh, and also the elder scrolls game will suck. Quit buying Todd Howard’s shit, you retards.
Pss also my favorite thing on earth is reddit, particularly the politics and transsexual subs.
Psss one time I saw also a jeet fart on a dogs face. That also made me do this