💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

FinnSven said:
I wonder if any pests have placed a flaming bag of dog shit on Patrick’s doorstep?

I mean literally, not just the messing with his Twitter account and general trolling.

I hope that no one actually does this, however, as this is a most literal case of do not pozload my negholep.
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They've only sent gorilla shit, no dog shit (yet).

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Judge Holden said:
The natives of this cold northern land tell me of El Ogro Gordo de Meskousing, a beast of most unnaturalle breadth and insatiable hunger, a giant whose pale, curdled skin slick with grease hangs in vast, wobbling folds over the groaning earth. He lurketh by the eateries and taverns of ill repute to snatch up unwary children of the negro race, yet he is no mere scavenger; he is a gluttonous artificer who casteth his captives into a Great Engine of rusted iron. With a slow and rhythmic turning of the crank, he grindeth black childe after black childe into a coarse, bloody paste to be stuffed into casings of gut, fashioning a damnable sausage upon which he feasteth in the dark - El Padre Josiah Muñoz, 1698
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Lovecraft would be proud of an exposition of this quality.
 
Judge Holden said:
The natives of this cold northern land tell me of El Ogro Gordo de Meskousing, a beast of most unnaturalle breadth and insatiable hunger, a giant whose pale, curdled skin slick with grease hangs in vast, wobbling folds over the groaning earth. He lurketh by the eateries and taverns of ill repute to snatch up unwary children of the negro race, yet he is no mere scavenger; he is a gluttonous artificer who casteth his captives into a Great Engine of rusted iron. With a slow and rhythmic turning of the crank, he grindeth black childe after black childe into a coarse, bloody paste to be stuffed into casings of gut, fashioning a damnable sausage upon which he feasteth in the dark - El Padre Josiah Muñoz, 1698
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“One would do well to treat this scurrilous fabrication with the contempt it so richly deserves. The passage in question bears all the hallmarks of that peculiarly Iberian disposition toward mendacity — the fevered imaginings of one Muñoz, a man whose character was formed, one suspects, amidst the very dungeons of his own nation’s nobility, institutions whose brutish character speaks volumes of the civilisation that produced them.

That he emerged from such confinement not chastened but emboldened in his capacity for mischief is, perhaps, the most damning testimony one could offer against the Castilian penal tradition.

The noble settler Padraig O’Thomason, a man of sterling Protestant virtue and industrious temperament, deserved better than to have his good name dragged through the mire by so wretched a specimen.

Where the Englishman builds, governs, and civilises, the Spaniard slanders. Where industry and honest endeavour mark the British colonial character, we find among these Mediterranean peoples only resentment, indolence, and the poisoned pen.”

- Patritius Symeon Thomlinson, in the year of our lord 1878.
Excerpt from his noted writings on the history of his family.
 
Big White Bwana said:
Lovecraft would be proud of an exposition of this quality.
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Gotta be honest, I just asked an AI to shit this out in the style of a 17th century bestiary before editing in detail to be closer to the pigman lore since I suspected it would get uppity with regards to grinding up niglets
 
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And also with the current Trump situation, he’s oinking a notch engagement baiting about evil orange man and ORANGE MAN BAD.
 
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Is anyone here good with music/audio editing?

I want to make Nyan Pat with the 'Nyan' being 'Child' from the Josiah tapes:

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I'm also trying to make it so that the pop tart is the beef wellington but the colors and shape don't work too good.

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Also, more gay pics of Fat Prick’s face. Alert: Fat Fish Lips and teeth gap.
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Gemerson said:
Wonder what happens when they divorce and Niki gets the hovel?
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It’s not happening, they’re both as bad as each other, Niki may even be worse.

They both know too much about the others various frauds and dodgy IRS dealings, self-swattings and all that.

They’re in it together, child.
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She ignores the fact that Patrick is a repressed homosexual who gets all boozed up and goes cruising for young ethnics outside fast food joints in the hood. He ignores the fact that she’s a dyke and helps shield this fact from her disapproving family.

“And so I spread her legs like this and got right in there…”
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Summer of George said:
Look at all the parcels stacked up on the porch that nobody's bringing in. Niki's fuckin' gone. Dunzo. He's away at the bar all the time.
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You naive child, these parcels are clearly left out as bait.

Pepperoni ingredients don't materialize out of thin air. You lay a trap with food they like and you pounce on them when they are distracted.

Rick is simply demonstrating advanced strategic thinking here. He should write a book about it.
 
I’m currently in Sept 2024 itt (really looking forward to Trump winning the election), and I’ve saved a few tweets I found funny

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This Rudolfo account has really pissed Patrick off. Pat has «enjoy prison»’d this troll probably over a hundred times.
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I was listening to Josiah 5 again, and I can’t stop laughing about how Pat - after bragging in that smug tone about how Huffington Post were gonna make a huge hit piece on him - had to admit to everyone that the trolls got him again.

I can just envision Pat screeching about how the evil cyber terrorists had committed felony telephone harassment against him, while his in-laws are looking disappointedly at their daughter for marrying the worlds biggest retard.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Patrick will likely have similar views that it was staged. Except this woman seems to think Trump is doing this to get niggers to like him. Niiggers tend to spray and pray and are more likely to hit their target than these white people that seem to want Trump dead.
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The sheer stupidity that woman shows is astonishing.

All this shooter is doing is showing that the CIA no longer sends their best.
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Hypocrite Jackie who will never step foot in a section 8 neighborhood and calls the cops because people in traffic flip her off has deigned to lecture us about black violence despite actively avoiding black areas. Even fat has more street cred, he lives among them at least.
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I’m currently in Sept 2024 itt (really looking forward to Trump winning the election), and I’ve saved a few tweets I found funny

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This Rudolfo account has really pissed Patrick off. Pat has «enjoy prison»’d this troll probably over a hundred times.
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I was listening to Josiah 5 again, and I can’t stop laughing about how Pat - after bragging in that smug tone about how Huffington Post were gonna make a huge hit piece on him - had to admit to everyone that the trolls got him again.

I can just envision Pat screeching about how the evil cyber terrorists had committed felony telephone harassment against him, while his in-laws are looking disappointedly at their daughter for marrying the worlds biggest retard.
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I think “you desperately lust after my penis, stalker” Patrick is a very under appreciated character. It says so much about his psyche and how gay he is. That he doesn’t find it embarrassing to insist random men aren’t making fun of him, they just want to fuck him. His pig brain is pickled.
 
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MPD leaked Patrick's emails. Example:
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Erm....so uh I googled the alderman he was oinking at, and it seems he was found dead of apparent suicide a year after this email chain started

Now what was fatrick doing the day of this man's death?

Referencing faked suicides...
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...making quips like this...
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...referencing Bin Laden being shot...
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...and of course issuing dozens of angry threats
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Now I don't wanna imply that Pig Man hunted down and murdered and most likely sexually violated the corpse of an innocent man for not personally arresting everyone who (accurately) called him fat and gay and bitchtitted on the internet and sending them to StalkerAuchwitz but I am getting flashbacks of a certain Pavement Ape incident if you catch my drift...
 
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YouTube Autist said:
Is this real or is this AI?
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It's as real as your untimely demise from the many, many felonies you've committed against a fat, gay loser.
Gemerson said:
Wonder what happens when they divorce and Niki gets the hovel?
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Why would they ever divorce when Patrick is objectively the best husband to ever exist? He even grew tits and loves to suck cocks as a way of better understanding the fairer sex.
Useful_Mistake said:
MPD leaked Patrick's emails. Example
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You're telling me a fat faggot with bitch tits that composes emails like this didn't have the immediate full cooperation of the entire police force?

I'm shocked!

He's such an insufferable fucking faggot.

Incredibly fat.
 
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>no mention of a settlement
So this thing really is going to trial. God is real and he's a patposter
Also, LMAO at Pat admitting how dire his financial situation is:
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I thought he never paid a single cent and was earning high six figures a year?
 
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