Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[often puzzled]

I tend to assume that she really does have a grab-bag of assorted issues-- including peepee poopoo issues-- because of her crack baby genesis. There is really something very off about our Staph. However, her laziness, massive weight gain, unwillingness to follow medical advice, and so on undoubtedly make all of this worse. After all, why follow through with treatments (like PT!) when you can assume a new label and complain online?

The latest MJ stuff is wild, and reading all that broke my brain. That's a nutty way to spend a beautiful weekend in April, especially if you're an earth god(dess) druid so on and so forth. She should be hurling imprecations at invasive plants like the rest of us. just me?

I checked her new blocks via ClearSky. She'd been doing pretty well with not getting blocked as much, but this latest meltdown ended that.

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The "lists on" are my favorite. So many of these list names show that people can tell exactly who and what she is, even after a brief run-in. They don't need this website or any other to read her like a book.

 

[JaneThough]

I tend to assume that she really does have a grab-bag of assorted issues-- including peepee poopoo issues-- because of her crack baby genesis. There is really something very off about our Staph. However, her laziness, massive weight gain, unwillingness to follow medical advice, and so on undoubtedly make all of this worse. After all, why follow through with treatments (like PT!) when you can assume a new label and complain online?

The latest MJ stuff is wild, and reading all that broke my brain. That's a nutty way to spend a beautiful weekend in April, especially if you're an earth god(dess) druid so on and so forth. She should be hurling imprecations at invasive plants like the rest of us. just me?

I checked her new blocks via ClearSky. She'd been doing pretty well with not getting blocked as much, but this latest meltdown ended that.

Overall profile:

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Blocked by:

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The "lists on" are my favorite. So many of these list names show that people can tell exactly who and what she is, even after a brief run-in. They don't need this website or any other to read her like a book.

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My favorite is “MAGAs little helpers” like Staph is too narcissistic to see she’s being the exact “leftist boogeyman” the right complains about.

Im not advocating she not be herself, but her little “FORGET ABOUT THE GALGAMEKS?!” screeds everytime anyone tries to make any progress at all just adds fuel to the fire. Like, girl, when the reproductive rights of 50% of the population are under grievous attack, let’s not focus on shit like “lol well actually men have uteruses too, like me, except I don’t because I had it removed but WHY ARE YOU ERASING ME”

 

[JanuaryViolet]

It shouldn't be that normal for her

Other than she is a tard, no, it shouldn't. Remember, this is the person who unironically sings a pee/poo song.

 

[AfghanBlue]

It's not normal for Stephanie to have stress incontinence, no. But she is living her life in total grandma-mode, other than the serial killer thirst and troonery. Her Facebook algorithm has to have her pinpointed as enjoying wine mom/grandma memes.


The even more blatant hypocrisy is how Stephanie herself is the first one to scold other posters for making fun of Trump's weight or incontinence, because how does that make other incontinent people feel???

Maybe her Tumblr haters could make a compilation post and comparison.

In the Loki horsing video it looks like she took your advice and bought that witchy woo grandma top (with shopping link provided) that you said would be more appropriate garb for her lmao


Lol that headband. That grandma voice. She looks like her name is Rosemary Axel.

Took another run at watching it (have a low appetite for video cringe) and this time it struck me - along with the comment that this bitch is like 38- that maybe staph wouldn't be like this if she had siblings, or even tolerant neighbourhood kid friends, anyone really to play with, to get this shit out of her system as an actual kid. And have someone to compete and keep up with as regards to growing up. The frigs should have adopted sped#2. Only child upbringing always goes south one way or another.

God think about it, in the current times for them even. The difference it would have made. To her and their lives. An extra investment then for dividends now as regards responsibility with extra tard wrangling hands, and lifts to the doctors, emotional support, etc

 

[JaneThough]

In the Loki horsing video it looks like she took your advice and bought that witchy woo grandma top (with shopping link provided) that you said would be more appropriate garb for her lmao

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Lol that headband. That grandma voice. She looks like her name is Rose Axel.

Took another run at watching it (have a low appetite for video cringe) and this time it struck me - along with the comment that this bitch is like 38- that maybe staph wouldn't be like this if she had siblings, anyone to play with really to get this shit out of her system as an actual kid. And have someone to compete and keep up with as regards to growing up. The frigs should have adopted sped #2. Only child upbringing always goes south one way or another.

I made witches potions with my sister in the back yard when I was a kid. You may have a point.

 

[The Salt Mines]

Not to excuse her Acolyte of Nurgle level of disgusting, but I think up to like 35%+ of women do experience some level of incontinence post hysterectomy. It fucks with the pelvic floor pretty hard and sometimes nerves. I'm not sure if her diaper wearing was pre or post yeeting her babymaker though.

One typically doesn't just throw up their hands and go "welp I guess I'll just wear a diaper from now on" and will put in some kegel time instead.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

This one is just absolutely wild to me. Imagine someone thinking that you're a danger to small children being something you cite as the favorite compliment you've ever received. Then imagine proudly telling the world. The fact that the previous poster is sharing a touching moment of familial connection and she follows up with THAT is just the crazy cherry on the lunacy cake.

I legitimately think she'd lose her mind if she couldn't post her every inane thought on social media. Everyone joked about twitter being for the kind of people who would let you know they're pooping from the porcelain throne itself, except... Stapphy really does let us know about her bathroom experience. Just goes to show that no matter how over the top you make your hypothetical, there's always some sort of tard out there living it in spades.

MJ gets a pass. Weird how she used the word 'fat.' What happened to it being an antifat (or whatever) word?

Stapphy is still an antifat, it just means 'wants to be AntiFa, but is fat'.

 

[Stan]

RIP Green Upholstered Couch. The absolute state of that room. ENHANCE.

I have a horrible image from the future of her twice as large as she is now, melted into that recliner with more debris piled around her. In the Loki channelling video, you can still see a green couch, so she either filmed it pre-removal or has kept one piece of the set.

WOW cross post this to the troon dungeon because that carpet is gross. Also the witch related tchotskes, satanist themed 7-day prayer candles and finger painted canvas patches on the table (along with mystery paper bowl of stuff and what looks like a blahaj on the floor) are very on brand Yarrow and I love the contrast between the pagan-Satanist altar table and secular Easter window gels and “folk Catholicism”.

What a dipshit. "Thingy that's like an ice pack, but for your neck." So, an ice pack.

Either she's learned subtlety, or she truly doesn't understand why her "trusty bag of [frozen] cranberries" can't survive infinite freeze/thaw cycles. People use the stereotypical bag of frozen peas as an improvised ice pack; peas gotta get eaten after, but presumably you'll have filled the ice cube tray/put the blue ice packs in the freezer by then.

Grandma Knowledge --

It’s serving serious dad energy, “oh you bumped your knee, quick get the frozen corn/peas, nbd is the bag is open” when I have a moldable gel cold pack designed to ice injuries right there in the freezer.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It’s serving serious dad energy, “oh you bumped your knee, quick get the frozen corn/peas, nbd is the bag is open” when I have a moldable gel cold pack designed to ice injuries right there in the freezer.

And then that means the peas are going to be part of dinner; you can't thaw and refreeze food over and over. (Even back in the pre-freezer days, when characters in comedies soothed a black eye with a cold steak, the second joke would be them eating it in the next scene.)

I'd have thought a spoonie of Stephanie's caliber would have cold packs already. But here she is, thinking her audience needs an explanation of "cold pack designed for neck use." Does she think that's ground-breaking? Is she going to discover heating pads, or Tiger Balm, next?

satanist themed 7-day prayer candles

It's hilarious that she's grandma enough to have doilies on her coffee table, but idiot womanchild enough to put a doily under tippy candles on a coffee table, while owning a cat.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

I'd have thought a spoonie of Stephanie's caliber would have cold packs already. But here she is, thinking her audience needs an explanation of "cold pack designed for neck use." Does she think that's ground-breaking? Is she going to discover heating pads, or Tiger Balm, next?

It's gonna blow her mind when she discovers icyhot.

 

[Rap Scallion]

I swear, I remember reading a post somewhere years ago where she raved about tiger balm like she'd discovered life on Mars.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I swear, I remember reading a post somewhere years ago where she raved about tiger balm like she'd discovered life on Mars.

For someone who brags about disability on the Internet and hangs out at the senior center in her 30s, she's sure out of the loop.

I hope that means the old ladies are shunning her and not inviting her to the organ recital.

I also hope we get enough photos of her CPAP, when that arc inevitably starts, to make a time-lapse of its mold growth.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

As predicted, she decided to pick fights with atheists.

If only those goalposts were physical ones, because Staph would really get her steps in during a slapfight. Same goes for mental gymnastics.


She is such an insufferable, rude and obnoxious child.


'Way to twist your previously unknown personal life into the topic!' Dogs10Gods0 read one comment of hers and summed up her whole online presence.


Loki caused Mama Frig to get cancer multiple times so their relationship could heal. Am I fucking reading this right?


Bless you, Tony, for being able to educate Staph without her REEEEEing at you. That's a special talent.


'Is there one specifically for people who are against religion?' Lol.

The battle against atheism has ended there (for now). Back to another Staph staple:


I wonder if anyone ever donates.


She says after defending MJ and only getting into Rammstein around the time that the allegations against Till came out.


Maybe because Jerry Lee Lewis isn't the current president and Gandhi isn't getting a biopic, you mong. At this point, I think she's the one who has lost the sense of what the word means.


'Advocating' ie: trying to justify herself. If only Jeffy could have talked about his feefees!

When that video gets archived, it needs to go in the OP. It'd also be handy for you to make a post that's just the YouTube version plus the local archive. In case someone wanted to sponsor it to the front page maybe.

Totally agree the video is front page and OP worthy. I imagine this might turn into a series for Staph. I must be a granny, because I can't find a way to archive the video without a 'Sign in to YouTube' box blocking the video. If someone knows a trusty website that successfully archives YouTube videos, let me know. Otherwise I could upload the copy I grabbed and do a separate post.

 

[JaneThough]

Bless you, Tony, for being able to educate Staph without her REEEEEing at you. That's a special talent.

I read this as Staph thinks SHES the one doing the educating.

'Is there one specifically for people who are against religion?' Lol.

Somehow I doubt Staph will be happy with a blusky only for the religious

 

[often puzzled]

She's earned yet more blocks in the past 24-ish hours:



No new lists, though.

The "Dahmer wouldn't have hurt anyone if he could have just talked it out!" talking point always sticks in my craw. I don't want to get into nature vs nurture, but I really don't know if talking it out would have helped anything here-- and, besides, what Stephanie really means is "if he'd been able to fall in love with me." She fundamentally doesn't understand that someone like Dahmer could never see her (or anyone else) as a real person and that he was unable (or uninterested) in relating to people in "normal" ways. At the end of the day, this is part of her teenage romcom "I can fix him!" fantasy, and most people her age have long, long since grown out of that because of exposure to the real world.

Which explains why Staph is still stuck in that stage, I guess.

 

[Cinnamon Toast Fuck]

Totally agree the video is front page and OP worthy. I imagine this might turn into a series for Staph. I must be a granny, because I can't find a way to archive the video without a 'Sign in to YouTube' box blocking the video. If someone knows a trusty website that successfully archives YouTube videos, let me know. Otherwise I could upload the copy I grabbed and do a separate post.

Here we go, the "horsing Loki" video downloaded and re-uploaded directly. I'm also a little special and can't figure out how to archive a video without having to download some new app I don't want to, so this is the next best thing.

I forgot I had the original YT page in a minimized tab and scared the shit out of myself hearing that voice start talking.

 

[Getmeout]

Wait, Stephanie's still going? I haven't seen her since the womb wizard stuff. How's she doi--

I forgot I had the original YT page in a minimized tab and scared the shit out of myself hearing that voice start talking.
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How the fuck did she get more ugly

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Wait, Stephanie's still going? I haven't seen her since the womb wizard stuff. How's she doi--

Oh, buddy, you're in for a ride! She's fascinating almost exactly the same; like a little autistic timecapsule of all the worst, craziest qualities of 2016 Tumblr in all its grimy, cringy glory.

It's really funny (read: incredibly annoying and secondhand embarassing) to see how she turns totally normal disagreements into personal injuries. The 'go away' to 'you mean fuck off and die, tranny' one-two was a perfect example. Same with 'you care more about dogs than autistic transsexuals'.

Part of me always wishes she got someone who was really willing to go right along with her. Like I know she's furiously flicking her bean while hoping someone will call her a slur, but I really want someone to just answer 'yeah I guess so' and watch her lose her mind.
Her arguments always feel like that Handmaid's Tale meme (disclaimer: I have no views on abortions, but you look me in the eye and tell me this isn't about how every internet conversation she has goes):

 

[Vandy2]

Call me a pessimist, but I don't think talking about his perversions would have stopped Dahmer from pouring acid into a kid's skull to turn him into a zombie rape slave. The only way that would have prevented it is if he was institutionalized from it.

 

[JaneThough]

Call me a pessimist, but I don't think talking about his perversions would have stopped Dahmer from pouring acid into a kid's skull to turn him into a zombie rape slave. The only way that would have prevented it is if he was institutionalized from it.

Well to Staph Dahmer is a good boy but anyone who ever supported a conservative is the worst human alive.