📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

Joshi_zarna said:
TLDR: Troon banned from elite women's cycling event the night before

Levi's grand fondo, one of the biggest road/gravel race events in the US had tranny Chloe Spritz/Cole Sprouse scheduled to race in it. The prize purse last year was $156,000 with $25k for the winner of men and women's category.
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However the competition has done the right thing and banned him from the women's event. Queue the seething
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Of his 20 races in 2025 he came 1st 18 times, with one 2nd and one 3rd place finish
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Ah, my favorite flavor of tranny L! Let's check in on our lovely lady's Instagram to see how he's coping.
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Cry more, jerkoff! 🖕

From "Chloe's" Instagram I found one gender_deer, aka Robin Cummings. Robin's little racing team. Nine Lives Cycling Collective, uses both "she" and "they" to refer to Robin, but it appears he has been racing in the nonbinary category since 2022.
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From the same post, we have "Chloe" and another nonbinary with the same surname (Spritz) as Chloe. (EDIT: Oh god, "Cade" is "Chloe's" wife :heart-empty: )
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Nine Lives Troon Enabling Collective also had another rider in the women's category at this race, but I don't know if it's a troon or not. EDIT: I looked into it and Tori is female.
("DNF" means "did not finish", you'll see it in race results along with "DNS" for "did not start"):
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Anyway, Robin caught my eye because of this abomination of a podium from December 2024:

I felt really bad for the woman in 4th place until I read the caption:

Let’s hear it for our Robin Cummings, taking the 🥇 dub in this morning’s Nonbinary National Championship!!!! Congrats, we love you, Robin!!​

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So a female rider entered the "nonbinary" category and got trounced by three dudes...her fourth place finish is actually a gold medal L, congrats girl they/them!
 
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Candidate No 7 said:

Cant believe how fast my boobs are growing​

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Narrator: LOL.
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Not sure how much it's worth, but using some dubious calorie calculator I found on a quick search, and hypothetically if this guy is consuming 3,500 calories (and a 5'10" 25 y/o man with a light work or sedentary lifestyle) we could estimated he's at least 350 pounds. Not counting the beers. Though even if this is a reliable calculator, it could be he's overestimating how much he's eating. Troons do have severe perception issues after all.
 
Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
Wasian?? Is this like when a DNA test says you're 1 percent Mongolian, because I see no asian in there.
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"BLM ACAB"...

He is another mindless leftist, and thus desperately seeks to be anything but white. Choosing to align oneself, as a white male, with leftist ideology is like an Israeli woman converting to Islam: they hate you, idiot, and you will ever be their whipping bitch.
 
Leather Gliscor said:
Not sure how much it's worth, but using some dubious calorie calculator I found on a quick search, and hypothetically if this guy is consuming 3,500 calories (and a 5'10" 25 y/o man with a light work or sedentary lifestyle) we could estimated he's at least 350 pounds. Not counting the beers. Though even if this is a reliable calculator, it could be he's overestimating how much he's eating. Troons do have severe perception issues after all.
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I once knew a fat girl who was proud of her boobs and would compare them to skinny/normal girls. Like guuurl you're just fat you don't have superior boobage genetics compared to the average woman. It seems that trannies have discovered that meta.

There may be hope for this one.
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The cope machine won't allow it though.
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Drink the troon kool-aid and stop believing in biological reality!
 
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Voop said:
“Girl”
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Thread tax: why do grown ass men wanna be “girls”? Its so creepy and weird as fuck :cryblood:
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Those porn addict eyes are the wildest shit to me. I don't know if it's because goonerism is a recent phenomenon, but it's just so much grosser and sadder than the look of a drunk or cokehead. And there's no variation in severity. All gooners have end-stage gooner face.
 
Gilgamesh said:
The only trans people I've seen as "passing" are trans-men. I've known trans-men for months without realizing, and more often than not I need to be told that they were born a woman. I've also never had a problem with them and have never heard drama. They really are just dudes who like trucks, fishing, drinking beer and all that. It's surprising how drastic an effect testosterone has on the female body compared to estrogen on the male body. I wonder why there is such a discrepancy between trans-men and trans-women in their behavior.
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I know what you mean, some trans men do pass really well, often as slightly weak looking men with a weird voice, but still. The reason you've never had an issue with them and no dramas is probably because they're not men, though. They are women, and women are much less likely to be violent, much more likely to try and get along socially, cooperate etc.
Testosterone has a bigger effect than estrogen, and some of the effects are permanent.

Izdaja Slika said:
They really are not dudes of any kind. They're female. Aping manhood does not make you a man. It makes you a delusional actress.

Pooners are not castrati. Castrati, by definition, are men. Women are not castrated men.
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Very true, you only have to ever be around castrated animals to see this. Steers are not female cows. Geldings are not mares. And so on. They may not be bulls or stallions, but castrated male animals don't behave like female animals, and more importantly, none of the other animals treat them like females, either. A stallion doesn't want geldings around, he wants his herd to be mares only. He doesn't care the gelding has no balls, he still chases it off.
 
Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
Wasian?? Is this like when a DNA test says you're 1 percent Mongolian, because I see no asian in there.
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The hormones he takes probably come sourced from an Asian

Any asian living in a western country knows exactly what ethnicity he/she is, so it's probably not even 0.01% east-of-the-urals dna
 
Voop said:
Thread tax: why do grown ass men wanna be “girls”? Its so creepy and weird as fuck :cryblood:
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  1. They have Peter Pan syndrome and don't want to grow up
  2. Girl = youth = young = beautiful which is appealing during a midlife or any life crisis
  3. They are secretly or not so secretly pedos
Mix and match for most troons.
 
Three hours to get the makeup just right! :christine:

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Wanted to use white foundation to get that creepy look but I have no clue how
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Perfect! :lit:

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I'm so bad at doing eyes like that and you did it soooo crisp and good!
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It takes sooooo much practice but it's worth it, for the wings though I like to use the tape technique so I can draw the shape more symmetrically​
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Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
Wasian?? Is this like when a DNA test says you're 1 percent Mongolian, because I see no asian in there.
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Wasian implies one asian and one white parent, right? I guess his mom could be Kazakh or Tatar or from Urals/Siberia but we tend to use the term Eurasian instead. Wasian is used by east asians and he definitely is not that.
 
AMHOLIO said:
  1. They have Peter Pan syndrome and don't want to grow up
  2. Girl = youth = young = beautiful which is appealing during a midlife or any life crisis
  3. They are secretly or not so secretly pedos
Mix and match for most troons.
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One other option is that it is a claim on something they see as a female privilege. Adult women (even very old ones) sometimes refer to themselves and their friends as girls. But the conditions under which it is permissible for a man to call a woman who is obviously over 30, a girl, are extremely limited.

Calling themselves girls is an assertion that they have a right to do something that only women are allowed to do.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
He's growing giga-boobs made of beer and curry. It's genius when you think about it because if he changes his mind later, he can always eat them.
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random.txt bait, right there.
ilovecornsyrup said:
Wasian implies one asian and one white parent, right? I guess his mom could be Kazakh or Tatar or from Urals/Siberia but we tend to use the term Eurasian instead. Wasian is used by east asians and he definitely is not that.
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Is he from the UK or its cultural sphere? They have a (deliberately-)overbroad definition of "Asian" there which usually and additionally covers Pakis, Jeets, and the other Middle-Eastern genetic trash.
 
Asian to us in the UK is Pakistanis, Indians and Bangladeshes.
Some people might call Syrians, Afghans and the like Asians I suppose.
Nobody, and I mean nobody thinks of Japanese as Asian.
It always seems really weird to us when Americans do that.
 
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