DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Don't forget he has his butsting marathon on Friday so that will definetly bring butts in da seats and money in the bank. But in a cruel twist of fate TBS will also hold their now 4th edition of Ch'King of the ring (and ALT showed a list of entries on WPIG, most of the names are already "household names" so I expect quality content, something Phil would never be able to produce) so maybe Phil will be extra late. It's kinda sad that Kino Casino is so occupied with Quarterpunder (though understandable) because I wanted them to check it out on their stream just to see their reactions to how creative Phil detractors are

Though I am betting Phil is crying in asmon's DM's trying to get his attention again. Another roach shower so to speak
 
His viewership always drops this time of year, as well as his donos, but this is the worst it has been. I do believe my schitzo theory that a lot of his whales of yesteryear have become tapped out. If you look at even his OIC donations, they're rare; only around marathons and are progressively less and less.

He has also revealed accidentally that his CPM is $2.6 per 1000 views, so now we can accurately account for his YouTube. Actually was pretty much accurate with these, though, but it is nice to have a definitive amount.
 
I hope assmongloid leaks all the dissertations, treatises, and love letters he's received from the King one day.

BlastMonk said:
So long as he keeps making upwards of $100,000 USD a year he'll be fine. When he has a year when he makes less than that then he'll worry about the writing on the wall.
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you could make $1m a year and you'd still be an impoverished bum if you're spending $2m a year on mobile games, food delivery, and rgb toys.
 
Tony Martin's Force Ghost said:
His viewership always drops this time of year, as well as his donos, but this is the worst it has been. I do believe my schitzo theory that a lot of his whales of yesteryear have become tapped out.
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A lot of his old fans left after the sidescrollers spiralling. He alienated a lot of whales by doing drama and politics and they're never coming back. He's the least grateful streamer there is, whatever community theyve latched onto treats them better.
 
Si vis pacem para bellum said:
And released it as a drama video. Drama that you refused to do a quick google and educate yourself on.
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Don't be fooled, he knew exactly what the drama was about. But he saw that Jer was striking channels for talking about it and wasn't going risk it (which honestly isn't unwise) but wanted to also seem like he's not afraid of being struck instead of just admitting "yeah I'm not gonna mention it because I can't afford to lose my channel" because he has to lie about everything just because he's a liar.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
When your Gołąbki are getting soggy and cold and your Żywiec is getting flat and warm but you gotta get that quick Street Fighter match in. KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I swear my uncles worked with this guy in a steel mill in post soviet Poland

I couldn't help myself, I can hear Polish phil on my head:

Dżejd się pyta czemu nie mieszkam w Warszawie.

Bo w Warszawie powietrze do dupy. O co mi chodzi? Po szkole spierdoliłem fiata i rozjebałem se plecy. Musiałem się przeprowadzić do Gdyni, bo morskie powietrze jest lepsze. Na dodatek podatki niższe, to będzie łatwiej odtworzyć restauracje w stylu włoskim.

HiperFilip się pyta czy mogę się wybrać nad może?

Spierdalaj z czatu. Co za debil! Kurwa. Nie mogę. Przed chwilą mówiłem że spirdoliłem fiata! Tramwaj do moża nie jedzie. To co? Mam na pieszo z Katarzyną dwie godziny zapierdalać? Dzięki za złotówke.
 
SwiftBucks said:
A lot of his old fans left after the sidescrollers spiralling. He alienated a lot of whales by doing drama and politics and they're never coming back. He's the least grateful streamer there is, whatever community theyve latched onto treats them better.
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He's always had a lot of weird lefty lgbtblt types in his community, I think cucking out to the casino, doing his addle brained dspolitics stuff where he'd have his know-nothing quarter wit semi reactionary takes while being kino's foot stool gimp was the genesis of a lot of the bleedout. He has that entire bi-monthly screed about 'once you put the clown makeup ahn it never washes off, dood', and he proceeded to full force clownface himself then scurry out of the dramasphere with his tail between his legs after PPP repeatedly insulted him and his wife to his face, all after phil was all aboard that toxic drama content he pretends to hate in favor of being so meaningful and positive. That entire arc cost him a good chunk of his remaining unironic fans, imo, the being a turbo boring bastard making horrible content like he has lately is finishing the jahb

That entire plot arc likely alienated a fat chunk of his og audience, and he was simply too boring, too low energy and too 'chill' to convert any of the eyes from the kino or drama spheres onto him into anything but a handful of kick hatewatcher peanut gallery types, findommed hatewatcher ICS and a small handful of kick mini whales being the only exception
 
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Balr0g said:
Though I am betting Phil is crying in asmon's DM's trying to get his attention again. Another roach shower so to speak
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He's gotta be close to telling Phil to fuck off. Only reason I'm assuming it hasn't happened yet is that we haven't had video detailing another strike by the King Snake or Phil crying that Sir Gold fucked him over.
 
I can't remember if I posted this before but it made some dents really mad because prominent DSP A-logs enjoyed it on Twitter.

I had a lot of fun making it so I hope you like it haha :)

 
Phil is having a 400+ reply thread on the 4chins weekly now and it's surprising how many faggots defend him, ironically and unironically. He's truly going to out-last the internet. He is primordial. He is eternal.
 
Optimus Crime said:
Phil is having a 400+ reply thread on the 4chins weekly now and it's surprising how many faggots defend him, ironically and unironically. He's truly going to out-last the internet. He is primordial. He is eternal.
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4chan is as dead and gay as his chat. Just a bunch of oldhead rejects who refuse to change, both Phil and 4chan
 
SwiftBucks said:
His fans were always dregs but now it's just the dregs of the dregs. I kind of remember some dent heads asking him not to engage with drama and current events because that's not why they were there.
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Those idiots, don't they know how good he is at drama? He could do it and be good at it if he wanted to! But these retards want dumb fucking gameplay like the morons they are and he is loyal to his audience. So instead of doing something he's good at and he loves he's gonna make less money for the people who have stuck with him all this time (except for all the times he's done drama that was just a joke). But also doing drama is bad anyway, because it hurts people, so actually it's good he doesn't do it, except he does do it, and he's good at it, but it's harmful so does that mean he's good at being a toxic jerk that just shits on others to get ahead? Phil can we get a refresher on this, the copes are running together and I'm getting confused.
 
Fridge Raider said:
Those idiots, don't they know how good he is at drama? He could do it and be good at it if he wanted to! But these retards want dumb fucking gameplay like the morons they are and he is loyal to his audience.
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Believe me if he could do all drama he would but it'll never happen because of one simple reason: pushback, as shown in his novella length rants to Ass-ton (I call him ass-ton) he needs a shield to hide behind so he can talk shit without any consequence.
 
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Ozempic denier bros, please respond
His forehead wrinkles are so pronounced you could play them like a xylophone

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