Russell Greer vs. Viatron Corporation, A-26-937678-C

I'm not sure that counts as it never went to court, not even whore's court. Hof just ordered one of his more addicted hookers to service the Brothel Prince or be cut off from her daily scag dose.

I believe it was lawsuits that @RodgerDodger is talking about.
Didn't he try to sue? And was quickly told by the Judge that he paid for her time and she gave him her time. How he chose to use that time was his problem?

Dennis Hof may have later had a whore suck him off to appease the screaming retard. Although this is 100% from Russ's narrative. So it is probably a lie.
 
Didn't he try to sue? And was quickly told by the Judge that he paid for her time and she gave him her time. How he chose to use that time was his problem?

Dennis Hof may have later had a whore suck him off to appease the screaming retard. Although this is 100% from Russ's narrative. So it is probably a lie.
He says he got a free threesome the same night, and had Dennis Hof sign an affidavit that he had done so, and STILL tried to sue Murphy personally, using as evidence the affidavit saying he already got two free hookers in prostitution restitution!
 
I'm definitely calling CBS reps on Thursday. I smell a Divorce Court spinoff. Weekdays after Married with Children
NGL, I think reality show cameras following Russ around would be comedy gold. You know he’d go into it believing his moment had arrived — then be totally blindsided when everyone without exception hates him.

But I would hate to have to share him with the masses.
 
NGL, I think reality show cameras following Russ around would be comedy gold. You know he’d go into it believing his moment had arrived — then be totally blindsided when everyone without exception hates him.
Well, there would be the lunatic whackjob chicks who would instantly fall in "love" with him, so... he'd have that, I guess.
 
But I would hate to have to share him with the masses.
If you love a lolcow, set it free. To terrorize the streetwalkers of Las Vegas.

worse ideas have made it to reality tv. a disabled ugly gimp running around doing brothel rescues only to get kicked out each time would be hilarious. season finale is him squaring up with the secretary of state.
 
Except they don't even intervene then. I specifically cited a case where a family got basically slaughtered by being run over by an Uber driver and the fact they had once ordered Uber meant they could NEVER sue Uber EVER, for any reason at all.

They could literally send a hitman to your house to shoot you in the face and you couldn't do dick.
Maybe the farms needs an arbitration clause...
 
Maybe the farms needs an arbitration clause...
Hardintration. In the Legalbego. Pulls up parks in your driveway Hardintrates the case. When done takes your filings throws them into the sewer "Shitter's Full"
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I still think Hardin ought to get a hooker civic service award for keeping Russ occupied financially and timewise so he's less inclined to use what little of those things he has left to terrorize whores. They could make him a plaque and everything. He could hang it in his office as a fond reminder of his younger years.
 
Following Russell is almost but not quite like a secret society. If you exposed him to the unwashed masses, 80IQ trolls would spoil the fun for everybody. It's better if his antics remained confined to a small group of observers.
I think the fact that he's too lazy to post on social media constantly is what's saved him from being trolled more. Like he's fallen for people pretending to be women or Taylor Swift's family, so it's not like he's savvy enough to avoid trolling on his own all the time.

The only way to get more Greer content would be for someone to track him down at whatever gym he basically lives out of now and shove a camera in his face but it would be lame since all he'd just run away.
 
I think the fact that he's too lazy to post on social media constantly is what's saved him from being trolled more. Like he's fallen for people pretending to be women or Taylor Swift's family, so it's not like he's savvy enough to avoid trolling on his own all the time.
It's more that he finally learned that lesson. Back when he did frequently post on social media it was gold. He was a stickerfag on the level of @Georgio Cocklord.

If Russ didn't get engagement on a comment he made he'd get salty about it and complain. Even worse was that time a comment made on his post about a crippled kitten got more responses and stickers then the original and he tarded out so hard he demanded that people should be stickering HIS posts, not the posts of the pleb who merely replied!

The Phantom Giggler, an unknown troll who used a login bug to hide his Failbook identity and would immediately rate any post Ratmouth made with the 'giggle' sticker would drive him crazy. He tried everything to unmask the guy, including multiple reports and complaints to Failbook itself, who ignored him.

Almost everything he posted on social media ended up being used against him and he was constantly bleeding followers who got sick of his whining, so slowly and surely he began reducing and eventually stopping most social media posting except to thirst after instathots, DM them and beg for a response (GodBear help the few who did) and when he could afford it, the great ' Hey, I Venmo'ed you a dollar, please reply!" posts. :story:
 
I really, really want the Hoff Affidavit to become important somewhere. I'd love to see people pay attention to it like the Bush memos from 60 minutes or whatever it is.

The whole thing is so obviously fake (only Greer could even conceive of it being a thing, let alone a thing that exists and is important).

Harris agrees.
 
I still think Hardin ought to get a hooker civic service award for keeping Russ occupied financially and timewise so he's less inclined to use what little of those things he has left to terrorize whores. They could make him a plaque and everything. He could hang it in his office as a fond reminder of his younger years.
Are you telling me that Hardin services whores in this way more attentively than Greer does? Because I believe it.
 
Except they don't even intervene then. I specifically cited a case where a family got basically slaughtered by being run over by an Uber driver and the fact they had once ordered Uber meant they could NEVER sue Uber EVER, for any reason at all.

They could literally send a hitman to your house to shoot you in the face and you couldn't do dick.
Could Kiwi Farms also put something in its terms and services? If you make an account, Lolcow LLC has the right to move it to arbitration of their choosing, where you need to pay all the admin cost, plus if you lose, you get automatic fee shifting.

Some cows make accounts just to argue with people, and the price they would pay is that they can't argue in front of a judge.
 
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Could Kiwi Farms also put something in its terms and services? If you make an account, Lolcow LLC has the right to move it to arbitration of their choosing, where you need to pay all the admin cost, plus if you lose, you get automatic fee shifting.

Some cows make accounts just to argue with people, and the price they would pay is that they can't argue in front of a judge.

Fuck making an account, just to view the site, and if you somehow bypass the agreement for the TOS it means that you automatically agree to it.
 
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