Containment Random Chris Updates

[BB 876]

So he watches them enough that he can recognize when they sound off. That's.... unique.

No, no, it's :autism:

 

[Ethel Mertz]

Chris explains why he doesn't reply to fan mail.

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Also, he says Sonichu books will be shipped out this week.

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... "and shit"? When did Chris start that?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris explains why he doesn't reply to fan mail.

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Also, he says Sonichu books will be shipped out this week.

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"I hate a lot on my mind, like not having a job or any real responsibilities"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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When Chris' isn't praying to his Sailor Moon shrine, begging God to transport him into an alternate dimension where Sailor Moon is real, and he becomes a real life Sailor Neptune, he is waiting for the right time to pounce on Doopie over twitter sending her "cute girl" emojis and pet names like darling, honey, and precious. :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:

 

[Erubetie]

Give your money to Chris, so he can give it to Doopie?

 

[BB 876]

Doopie said it herself she only tolerates chris because he gave her patreon bux. Do you think she'd finally block him once he eventually runs out of money and has to remove his pledge?

 

[Positron]

Doopie said it herself she only tolerates chris because he gave her patreon bux. Do you think she'd finally block him once he eventually runs out of money and has to remove his pledge?

Chris will not remove his pledge unless Doopie categorically denies him china.

 

[Broseph]

Chris will not remove his pledge unless Doopie categorically denies him china.

She's gonna have to sooner or later since Chris won't get the hint otherwise.

 

[Gunslinger]

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This made me shudder and I'm not even the person Chris sent it to. Also I think Chris' rights to use emojis should be revoked.

 

[Karen Riley]

lol

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It's a promising sign that he's already behind on shipping out these comic books. 14 people pay him over 20 dollars each to do this every single month and you just know in no time at all, he's going to find it too much of a chore and just stress out and stop doing it.

Honestly I thought getting 280 dollars from that alone would be enough to encourage him to post them out on time for at least a few months, so this will be fun to follow for the rest of the year.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

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Doopie legitimately has a work queue that takes time to complete, therefore in Chris' mind they are soul bound lovers because he has a queue of packages to send out.

Also had a pretty good chuckle here, mostly because due to Chris' exceptional writing. Here's is how I read it.
Doopie: "Hey patrons, I'm working on the queue, please be patient -Doopie-
Chris: That's okay sugar lips, you should take this time to get know your fans who masterbait to you, especially me and only me. [licks lips, soils self, fingers taint]

It could also be read as:
Doopie; "Hey patrons, I'm working on the queue, please be patient as I tell you some stories about myself." -Doopie-
Chris: "This isn't a problem, you are clearly telling these stories as a resume to be my current future sweetheart since why else would girls online talk about themselves, you must obviously care and support me, especially since you didn't ban me or call me out. [licks lips, soils self, fingers taint]

 

[MMX]

It's a promising sign that he's already behind on shipping out these comic books. 14 people pay him over 20 dollars each to do this every single month and you just know in no time at all, he's going to find it too much of a chore and just stress out and stop doing it.

Honestly I thought getting 280 dollars from that alone would be enough to encourage him to post them out on time for at least a few months, so this will be fun to follow for the rest of the year.

$280 less costs
Or more accurately $280 he already spent

 

[jc17]

Give your money to Chris, so he can give it to Doopie?

Which goes to state, and back to Chris.
It's the circle of :autism:

 

[nvrwastetree]

This made me shudder and I'm not even the person Chris sent it to. Also I think Chris' rights to use emojis should be revoked.

The only emoji Chris should have access to is the poo emoji.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

He tweeted the MLP comic page from a couple months ago.

 

[Lopsquad]

Which goes to state, and back to Chris.
It's the circle of :autism:

With Patreon presumably taking a little bit each time.

It's like a :autism: version of money laundering, except the goal is to hide the tugboat from useful society.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris says he shipped out Sonichu 11 books.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris says he shipped out Sonichu 11 books.

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We'll see how many of these orders have been fulfilled. There are STILL people with unfulfilled orders from Etsy.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris posted a preview of a battle scene in Sonichu 12, featuring textwalls and a groin kick.