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It's a slight introspection I guess.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Chris explains why he doesn't reply to fan mail.
Also, he says Sonichu books will be shipped out this week.
Also, he says Sonichu books will be shipped out this week.
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Well, we'll see if that happens. Interesting he wants a publicist, nobody's gonna be representing him anytime soon.
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"I am still only one soul."
Silly Chris, autistics don't have souls.
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"I'm looking for a publicist." There have been instances of finely polished turds, but what Chris is asking for is someone to polish a puddle of liquid feces, semen, glitter, and Crayola crayons.
Not going to power level, but trust is a very big thing in the publicizing world, it's your head that gets put on the table if your artist/client doesn't do their part of the job. What Chris wants is a person to defend him from all weens, trolls, criticisms and responsibilities so he can play with Legos, while also writing puff pieces on how wonderful Chris is.
Now, I can't really deny that doesn't happen with publicists however they are always paid with good, and reliable income to pay White Knight Commander/Customer Service. Chris can't even half arse to mail shirts, let online actual contractual obligations. If Chris ever gets serious, then maybe, MAYBE there will be someone willing to work for him, but right now Chris is a Giant Red Flag that says "Do not engage, do not do business with."
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"I am the Jackylyn of all trades".
Sorry, but not even women use that "term" if you can even call it that. Chris doesn't look like a Jack, or a Jacklyn, he looks like Fred Flinstone with a green wig.
"I am personally meeting more people, and I am the main seed that word gets out from here." We've all seen how far Chris' main "seed" has gotten, and it has not gotten very far....*freezer*
Sorry, but not even women use that "term" if you can even call it that. Chris doesn't look like a Jack, or a Jacklyn, he looks like Fred Flinstone with a green wig.
"I am personally meeting more people, and I am the main seed that word gets out from here." We've all seen how far Chris' main "seed" has gotten, and it has not gotten very far....*freezer*
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Orkeosaurus
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Welcome to the forums, Jacklyn Of All Trades!
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TL;DR: Chris is a lazy fuck,
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perfect reason to just not give the lazy oaf your money then
can't wait for someone to just stop paying while pointing out "chris is lazy and doesn't listen to fans" in which chris will reply with a 500 page reply that is basically "I NEED MONEY AND DUH STRESS"
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"but I still do what I am capable of and able to fully set and dedicate my mind to. Thank you"
Yes, we should just shower him with praise and adoration because he read the entire instructions of a microwave mac and cheese bowl once. It allowed him to feed himself . which I imagine is the extent of his adult life. Life is so hard for him.
Yes, we should just shower him with praise and adoration because he read the entire instructions of a microwave mac and cheese bowl once. It allowed him to feed himself . which I imagine is the extent of his adult life. Life is so hard for him.
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I'm shocked no one has posted that video as a reply to him yet.
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To be a true and honest fan, you can't really interact with Chris directly. You have to let the machine operate itself.
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With Chris's ego I wouldn't be surprised if he just thinks "Dang, those are some sweet moves! I don't understand why the single ladies aren't lining up outside my door!".
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Chris is going way overboard with this third eye stuff; if he really does have one, I bet it's like the other two; lazy and can't make direct eye contact.
Info on the so-called "third eye"
I wonder if Chris is trying to cure his autism, again, or maybe, he's trying to communicate with Twilight Sparkle to ask her to marry him.
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I'm not sure if these have been posted here. While I was updating the wiki's article on Subliminal Frequencies, I saw that Chris had made a couple comments back in December about hearing the tracks differently.
From "Brainwave Entrainment Booster":
From "Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment":
From "Brainwave Entrainment Booster":
From "Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment":
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So he watches them enough that he can recognize when they sound off. That's.... unique.
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The only bad things he's mentioned about it was trolls leaking it, and gifs come up that potential employers could see if he were to ever get a job.