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Ralph, You're forty years old and the only work experience you have is streaming on the internet. Everyone including you knows how fucking unwatchable you are when sober. Just accept your fate at this point. You are destined to die drunkenly hollering into the void, collapsing in your tin shack after your liver ruptures and some spic drops your bloated corpse into a pauper's grave in the Mexican desert. DRINK UP BISH!
 
Mean Reds said:
Correct, but every time Delaney tells the story she explicitly says that she was "voted" Valedictorian. The last time she talked about it was her appearance on MLC with Mersh. She claims they "voted" her Valedictorian because she was doing the Roman Salute in the yearbook.
She's said this so consistently I do think it is correct. In most schools there are multiple Valedictorians, everyone with a 4.0 is Valedictorian... perhaps at her school they vote for a single person among all who qualify to give the speech. I'm inferring that it was due to sympathy from her anorexia from the news articles. They speak about what a great achievement it was that she maintained her GPA while missing several months of school.
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Valedictorian is not a voted position. I suspect that she was dry humping a folded chair in the school and she was told if she stopped, she would be the smartest ever student in the school.

This is a school that graduated like 10 kids in a year. In a place in the US closer to Mongolia than culturally, the West.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Back in the 1920s and 1930s during the eugenics movement several US states had boards of eugenics where repeat offender criminals, sexual deviants and habitual drug addicts all of which apply to Ralph could be nominated to be sterilized so they would not reproduce and create more burdens on society.
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The US had forced sterilization for welfare recipients up until the 1970s. We need to bring it back.
 
Nontent Poisoning said:
Another dear diary post to get sympathy after dono scamming.

Note: Ralph will never be sober.

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I love this cope he has to tell himself. He's "living the gimmick", as if there's something self aware behind the belligerent drunk redneck persona.

Ralph, you're just a retard with no impulse control. Anyone with any familiarity with you can see this for what it is.

A gay attempt to garner sympathy and to absolve you of your actions to your blacked whores so you can worm your way back to her.

"I'm sawry fo stealing your laptop n tellin everywahn on twitta I was building a case on u bish. But it was all becuz I lost mah smile along tha way"
 
Cleo the cat is having stomach issues again, fingers crossed it's nothing too serious.

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Oliver Onions said:
That implies there are actually people who watch the Killstream for Ralph's sober insights, instead of paying to see him get fucked up and shit himself on camera.
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Of course most of Ralph's "friends" are buddy trolls, but there is the odd Killstream benefactor that seems genuinely disappointed when he loses the ability to pretend to be on the wagon.
 
the cat has health issues because HE IS LEAVING THEM ALONE INSIDE A MOLDY SHACK FILLED TO THE BRIMM WITH TRASH AND BUGS.


Also, stop feeding your cats cheap kibble and mexican tap water ralph. the vets have told you before. its not healthy for any pet, much less an elderly couple of cats.
 
Ralph needs to wake up to the fact that the reason his life is so shit is because of his constant idiotic decisions, not people on this forum laughing about it.

By the time we are laughing, he has already committed his latest act of idiocy.
 
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