Correspondent Dinner shooting

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Imagine being so retarded, that not only you fail in the assassination, your autistic ramblings will be used in the future to make your target safer.

Also this 100% was stochastic terrorism, with the guy quoting verbatim false MSM talking points.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[dry roasted]

Have we considered that he planned to spare "Mr Patel" because he was working for him? Maybe the plan was with the complete annihilation of the cabinet down to and including the Secretary of Agriculture and whoever the fuck, Mr Patel would be able to step into the oval office amidst the chaos in a quiet coup in which he would be seen as a tragic survivor and savior? Not only is he Indian but he has those crazy eyes personally I don't trust him

 

[biguglyboy]

I can't help but notice that out of all the butthurt commie reactions there are plenty that bitch and moan about how the retard missed or couldn't wait to make sure he had the shot. And I'm not sure if it's blasé to point it out because they're still dirty commies even if they got it right, but of course he missed, he wasn't even in the same room as Trump. It's low quality, but you can see the video for yourself and get a good idea of how it actually went down They are operating and reacting to details they manufactured in their head, and it's not even to their benefit or agenda. It's like that Reagan line, they know things that just simply aren't true.

 

[Mister Ferro]

Have we considered that he planned to spare "Mr Patel" because he was working for him?

Or maybe it really is as simple as that narutard wanted to kill whitey.

 

[Mayoush]

Have we considered that he planned to spare "Mr Patel" because he was working for him? Maybe the plan was with the complete annihilation of the cabinet down to and including the Secretary of Agriculture and whoever the fuck, Mr Patel would be able to step into the oval office amidst the chaos in a quiet coup in which he would be seen as a tragic survivor and savior? Not only is he Indian but he has those crazy eyes personally I don't trust him

he thought that he would suffocate from his smell or catch him mid pooping on the side of the road

 

[Anomalous Coward]

If he was a member of the Stancilwaffen then he can't be that bad

 

[Got Milk!]

If he was a member of the Stancilwaffen then he can't be that bad

We were asking for an irl Jamal and we got one. Not exactly as many would have thought, but it do be like that sometimes.

 

[SIMIΔN]

I do think that after they convict this retard, and he spends a couple years in prison. That Trump does the funniest thing and pardon him.
This man will spend the rest of his life seething over it. Angry that the only reason he walks free is because the man he tried to kill showed him mercy. On top of that the conspiracy seething would be off the charts.

If he was a member of the Stancilwaffen then he can't be that bad

Despite everything, Will Stancil is opposed to political violence, if Cole took his ideas on board, then he wouldn't have pulled that stupid stunt.
No, wait until Cole Allen has exhausted all his appeals, is at his life's nadir, then have him meet Trump and Stancil at the Oval Office. Tell them how devastating civil wars can be, and offer Cole a pardon if Will takes him under his wing.
It's a win-win. We get a real life WS Show, and Will would finally actually help a Black guy. Jamal Cole is peak reddit, and wouldn't last in prison. If engineering jobs weren't jeeted, then his life wouldn't been like that.

That, and the earlier the pardon, the more it'll drive Trump derangement syndrome sufferers insane with cognitive discordance: Evil Trump faked his assassination, again, but he also freed a hecking wholesome redditor of colour.

 

[Thomas Talus]

I do think that after they convict this retard, and he spends a couple years in prison. That Trump does the funniest thing and pardon him.

This man will spend the rest of his life seething over it. Angry that the only reason he walks free is because the man he tried to kill showed him mercy. On top of that the conspiracy seething would be off the charts.

He did actually discharge a firearm into a federal officer. Even if the officer was relatively uninjured due to his vest protecting him, Trump pardoning that sort of thing wouldn't look good to the people who put their lives on the line for him.

He could pardon or commute just the attempted assassination charge and leave the others intact, though.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[Nique la mere de Macron]

After reading the manifesto, I'm struck by how polite and non-schizo the guy seems to be (well, other than whatever mental problems/TDS led him to do this in the first place). And I think that makes this attempt scarier than the previous attempts by the pants-on-head brigade of crazies.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

After reading the manifesto, I'm struck by how polite and non-schizo the guy seems to be (well, other than whatever mental problems/TDS led him to do this in the first place). And I think that makes this attempt scarier than the previous attempts by the pants-on-head brigade of crazies.

He's polite in the sense of image conscious, not in the sense of being nice. He wanted to be Luigi.

 

[Marvin]

He's polite in the sense of image conscious, not in the sense of being nice. He wanted to be Luigi.

Maybe calm is a better phrasing.

His writing is strangely calm. Not like typical manic schizo shit.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Maybe calm is a better phrasing.

His writing is strangely calm. Not like typical manic schizo shit.

It was this:

He was seething mad for insane reasons but viewed himself as a good guy and wanted to be seen that way. The "security sux this will be easy" definitely read as a bit of manic euphoria and delusional self-importance to me (with the "not everything is about you" line in the manifesto being obvious projection). I'd love to see a drug test. I think this was another one that had some contribution from reefer madness.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

You still have zero evidence this mullato is actually the guy. Very Reddit behavior.

Are you as brown as that Cole Allen bitch lying on the floor?

 

[Lemmingwiser]

I do think that after they convict this retard, and he spends a couple years in prison. That Trump does the funniest thing and pardon him.

This man will spend the rest of his life seething over it. Angry that the only reason he walks free is because the man he tried to kill showed him mercy. On top of that the conspiracy seething would be off the charts

I thought there couldn't much happen that would make me doubt this as a genuine attempt more, but that would be one way.

If he gets a seeetheart deal one way or the other.

 

[Farm Hand]

After reading the manifesto, I'm struck by how polite and non-schizo the guy seems to be (well, other than whatever mental problems/TDS led him to do this in the first place). And I think that makes this attempt scarier than the previous attempts by the pants-on-head brigade of crazies.

Between the manifesto and what's been publicly found in his social media (primarily bluesky), I think what's more disturbing is that Cole Allen appears to have been radicalized to assassination by standard, mainstream messaging from Democrat politicians and media, NOT the crazy online/college far-Left activists as you'd expect. It looks as if he took the Democrat slogan about Trump being a "threat to democracy" seriously and acted accordingly.

From the manifesto:

• Cole cites himself as a church-going Christian, anathema to the far-Left
• He appears to value the United States as a nation
• He calls Trump "pedophile, rapist, and traitor" twice, seemingly putting great emphasis on the Epstein hoax that Dems have been pushing heavily
• "I’m not the person raped in a detention camp." Narrative about deportations pushed heavily by Dems.
• "I’m not the fisherman executed without trial." Narrative about Venezuela and foreign drug runners pushed heavily by Dems.
• "I’m not a schoolkid blown up" Narrative about the Iran War pushed heavily by Dems.
• "or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration." Again, Epstein hoax pushed heavily by Dems.

From bluesky:

• Appears to like Will Stancil, who's hated by the far-Left
• Appears to dislike Hasan Piker, criticizing his recent New York Times podcast appearance supporting stealing and societal disorder
• Appears to be a big supporter of Ukraine, popular among Dems while contentious among the far-Left
• Appears to have a nuanced view of the Gaza War, which the far-Left is obviously fanatical about

 

[Lemmingwiser]

the Epstein hoax

lmao

 

[SIMIΔN]

He did actually discharge a firearm into a federal officer.

That changes everything.
The obscene overconfidence thinking you can naruto run into a fortress is hilarious. So is the reddit manifesto.
Actually shooting isn't. The exact ratio is controversial, but many WW2 soldiers struggled with pulling the trlgger at a fellow human, even on the battlefield. Cole has already broken that morale barrier, and is dangerous enough keep locked up.

Are you as brown as that Cole Allen bitch lying on the floor?

And?

llen appears to have been radicalized to assassination by standard, mainstream messaging from Democrat politicians and media

That's the scary thing. It's this brainless trust in one set of politicians to commit violence against another group of politicians 80% the same. Civil wars have started over less.
Trusting one part of the system, but not trusting that Trump only legally has a few years left, or would be a lame duck after the midterms is another.
I hear Luigi comparisons, but he did something the system wouldn't have done. Neither of the two viable parties in Washington want to introduce the death penalty for deliberately setting an AI to automatically block valid claims from desperate people.