Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Once Chris goes to London is going to look like a prime target to any criminal there. He's what you'd call an easy mark.

 

[Autphag]

Yes they do - if they can sell it for drug money, they'll take it.

Right, I'm quite fat, but also, I run fairly fast because it used to be a hobby of mine until late '13 when all of this set in.

I'm sensorily hypersensitive, so I'll detect a pickpocket, though I'll doubt they'll be that subtle.

If they're subtuble, all the easier; I'm not sure about endurance but I'd be able to sprint outrun them and then smash them and their prises to make their materials worthless -- I won't need them in the DPRK -- and then they'll fuck off, knowing not to mess with the eccentric man dressed in handed-down upper-middle class formal attire (my step-dad and I are only 2 inches difference in height; these were suits he had back when he himself had a managerial career in the 80s, back when 6 O-Grades were enough to do a lot more -- his were English, Latin, French, Art, Accounts, and the Arithmetic element of the maths exam; there weren't sets or grade-bands in the 60s although you did get your percentage and he did alright, you did Arithmetic or Acturial; with the wido bastard he is now after years of drink you wouldn't think he was as sophisticated as he was back then but no, family accounts verify and he did show me his old certs so... of course anything for my mother was a better choice than my previous father).

He'a, in a few respects, far better than my biological father.

But anyway, I might not need them since my reliance on directions will be informal; I may just leave them behind once this video is done uploading, perhaps entrust them with AN UNSPECIFIED FAMILY MEMBER SO NOT MY MOTHER AS YOU ALL SEEM TO CRYPTICALLY KNOW HER for their safekeeping.

 

[Pikimon]

Right, I'm quite fat, but also, I run fairly fast because it used to be a hobby of mine until late '13 when all of this set in.

I'm sensorily hypersensitive, so I'll detect a pickpocket, though I'll doubt they'll be that subtle.

If they're subtuble, all the easier; I'm not sure about endurance but I'd be able to sprint outrun them and then smash them and their prises to make their materials worthless -- I won't need them in the DPRK -- and then they'll fuck off, knowing not to mess with the eccentric man dressed in handed-down upper-middle class formal attire (my step-dad and I are only 2 inches difference in height; these were suits he had back when he himself had a managerial career in the 80s, back when 6 O-Grades were enough to do a lot more -- his were English, Latin, French, Art, Accounts, and the Arithmetic element of the maths exam; there weren't sets or grade-bands in the 60s although you did get your percentage and he did alright, you did Arithmetic or Acturial; with the wido bastard he is now after years of drink you wouldn't think he was as sophisticated as he was back then but no, family accounts verify and he did show me his old certs so... of course anything for my mother was a better choice than my previous father).

He'a, in a few respects, far better than my biological father.

But anyway, I might not need them since my reliance on directions will be informal; I may just leave them behind once this video is done uploading, perhaps entrust them with AN UNSPECIFIED FAMILY MEMBER SO NOT MY MOTHER AS YOU ALL SEEM TO CRYPTICALLY KNOW HER for their safekeeping.

You'll never make it to London.

Because you're lying

 

[LagoonaBlue]

You'll never make it to London.

Because you're lying

Exactly, Phag doesn't strike me as the type who'd be willing to sit on a cramped Megabus for 10 hours.

 

[Pikimon]

Plus his Soggybun is clearly too inferior to be allowed into Shitty Korea

 

[Autphag]

You'll never make it to London.

Because you're lying

It's not working, look up coach-prices yourself, then see how direct the route from Blackburn to Edinburgh is to get to the main coach terminal to London.

IDIOT PROOF, but you're just trying to get me to expend energy I don't have.

Exactly, Phag doesn't strike me as the type who'd be willing to sit on a cramped Megabus for 10 hours.

These are far underutilized in my one experience of being on one on the way to a train terminal to see my friend Benjamin as he was at the time, now turned unswearably hostile. I've about 100 hours Pochonbo an Wangjaesan on my kindle if I do choose to take it with me but otherwise, do I not, there are these magical things called --

BOOKS! If I take Kim Jong-il's literature with me they'll respect me all the more and no theif will see value in that.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

These are far underutilized in my one experience of being on one on the way to a train terminal to see my friend Benjamin as he was at the time, now turned unswearably hostile. I've about 100 hours Pochonbo an Wangjaesan on my kindle if I do choose to take it with me but otherwise, do I not, there are these magical things called --

BOOKS! If I take Kim Jong-il's literature with me they'll respect me all the more and no theif will see value in that.

Enjoy having a negroid sitting beside you on the bus.

 

[Autphag]

Enjoy having a negroid sitting beside you on the bus.

No assigned bus seats in this, thankfully; I'll relocate to where the Orientals or, if they prove to be so absent, better Whites, are does this so happen.

 

[Pikimon]

It's not working, look up coach-prices yourself, then see how direct the route from Blackburn to Edinburgh is to get to the main coach terminal to London.

IDIOT PROOF, but you're just trying to get me to expend energy I don't have.

No one is going to believe you unless you provide proof like a screenshot

 

[Fareal]

Take headphones and something to listen to. You will also need something to read. It's a fairly brutal coach journey.

Don't sit at the back or near the toilets.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

No assigned bus seats in this, thankfully; I'll relocate to where the Orientals or, if they prove to be so absent, better Whites, are does this so happen.

That's not what I mean. You cannot put your bags on the seat beside you. You HAVE to give up your spare seat to someone else, and when you reach Manchester it's almost always black people and Pakistanis.

 

[Autphag]

No one is going to believe you unless you provide proof like a screenshot

then you'll use that to LEO me to a psych ward

the answer is: I'm not stupid, empiricism is whatever when necessary but in this instance it's a trolling tactic.

Take headphones and something to listen to. You will also need something to read. It's a fairly brutal coach journey.

Don't sit at the back or near the toilets.

wait let me ask you this if you haven't AFK'd: why is the back of the bus bad here?

it's where i always go to remain inconspicuous and socio-emotionally comforts my need for privacy to a degree

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Take headphones and something to listen to. You will also need something to read. It's a fairly brutal coach journey.

Don't sit at the back or near the toilets.

I remember when I did the London-Glasgow journey, someone lit a cigarette in the toilet cubicle just as we'd left Manchester.

You could not make this shit up.

Needless to say, the driver was furious.

wait let me ask you this if you haven't AFK'd: why is the back of the bus bad here?

it's where i always go to remain inconspicuous and socio-emotionally comforts my need for privacy to a degree

Read above.

 

[Pikimon]

then you'll use that to LEO me to a psych ward

the answer is: I'm not stupid, empiricism is whatever when necessary but in this instance it's a trolling tactic.

Then no one will believe you

Because you're lying

 

[Autphag]

Then no one will believe you

Because you're lying

The best I can do is hope bus has WiFi, film whilst there, and upload a brief clip to YT; you'll know it's a Megabus and not just First to somewhere mundane, the seat layout is vastly different and instantly recognizable.

You're not getting particulars. Irrespective of what you believe: Amber has put you up to so much, you've made yourself less trustworthy than even the most racially degenerate inner-city ghetto dog ala intro-Blackman.

 

[Pikimon]

The best I can do is hope bus has WiFi, film whilst there, and upload a brief clip to YT; you'll know it's a Megabus and not just First to somewhere mundane, the seat layout is vastly different and instantly recognizable.

You're not getting particulars. Irrespective of what you believe: Amber has put you up to so much, you've made yourself less trustworthy than even the most racially degenerate inner-city ghetto dog ala intro-Blackman.

We wouldn't need your location to have you thrown into Psych, your own actions are enough to do so.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

The best I can do is hope bus has WiFi, film whilst there, and upload a brief clip to YT; you'll know it's a Megabus and not just First to somewhere mundane, the seat layout is vastly different and instantly recognizable.

Have you ever tried filming anything inside a moving vehicle.

 

[Autphag]

Allow me to close this browser for a few minutes; my computer's graphical processing power is at its maximum -- this is very old, I'm surprised it's doing even this well -- so Pikimon's retarded response-baiting does need compromised for my video to finish reconverting from a 1.18GB mp4 to a ~40-120 MB (it is hoped) AVI for upload to sendvid through VidPad again.

Your attention seeking shall be sated with a new speech though, so watch this space!

 

[Pikimon]

If we find out you're lying we're going to lock the thread.

 

[Fareal]

wait let me ask you this if you haven't AFK'd: why is the back of the bus bad here?

it's where i always go to remain inconspicuous and socio-emotionally comforts my need for privacy to a degree

The back of the bus and the toilets are where the junkies go to shoot up. They can't manage a ten hour journey without shooting up again at least once. If anyone flakes out or throws up, that's where it will happen.

You would be better off in the middle or near the front of the bus if you'd like a quieter journey.

I would also recommend you don't drink a lot on the journey as avoiding having to use the toilets is advisable.

Megabus'ing it places is fine up to about a five hour journey and any longer than that tends to get exciting. I personally will not go further than about Manchester by coach any longer. On the other hand, coaching it to London is a shitload cheaper than getting the train, even on an advance booking, so I figure that's why you picked the bus.

But honestly, try to sit near the front. People are less likely to go through your bags or beg off you down the front too.