🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 477 30.9%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 583 37.8%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 269 17.4%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 35 2.3%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 56 3.6%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 124 8.0%

  • Total voters
    1,544
Still a guy paying hundreds of thousands of dollars is probably more valuable to Youtube than the people viewing or uploading videos. Since he provides money to them directly it makes him the customer instead of the product. It also makes me wonder if it might have been a better idea and cheaper for him to shill his coffee by sponsoring youtubers with decently sized followings directly instead of going through Youtube's ad system. Some of the worst products on the market are the most sucessful and most recognizable brands due to this type of advertising.
The amount of revenue he is bringing in, with a good chunk of his audience coming from botted/paid subs more than likely showing shit engagement (remember YouTube is able to look behind the curtain) is negligible. This is even when considering any money he is spending on ads.

Hambeast is almost assuredly doing small, localized campaigns within North America (maybe the UK/Canada although I seriously fucking doubt it.) That's nothing when you compare to how much brands like, say, Coke, are dumping on the platform in ad campaigns running pretty much everywhere in the world. But lol if he's running ads to people from, say, the Philippines or Brazil.

I'm also pretty sure that Hambeast tried to get affiliate marketing or endorsements going from people within his sphere. I seem to remember him being really obnoxious at trying to plug it when he was doing appearances on other panels/shows/whatever, or trying to shoehorn it into the mentions of people. But most sane people realize that the Quartering was a poison pill brand and not worth having longterm association, and the amount of damage he's done to his brand equity this past month has turned it radioactive.

And the other problem is that unlike some of the shit brands you're mentioning, the marketing genius behind Cuckold Brand Coffee is Jeremy himself. He's not exactly Paul Newman in terms of appeal as the face of a brand, and he's not exactly Don Draper with his marketing savvy.
 
I'm surprised to learn Sargon's gimp is even still around

The Romanian gypsy is like a bridge troll. In hiding until he can collect his toll.

Zooming in on someone's ass and tits filming them following them around is obviously different from just checking them out with your eyes btw. It's really disgusting. Imagine walking around at a family event with your children and there's some guy walking right beside you pointing a camera at your cock zoomed right in just filming your crotch while you walk.

It is disgusting but perfectly legal.

Well, we tried. Nothing worked.
Bitchute is just a garbage site.

One of the angel investors is a real Trump deranged shitbag who would sperg out in the comments on people and probably still does. He has done it to me more than once for calling out his retardation on his videos there. He is just as much of a sleazy scumbag as Jer too who lies and loves to move the goalpost.

As a angel investor, he is literally a part owner in BitChute. When i pointed that out, he actually tried to deny that he owned any stock when I was specific and said shares which can be a totally different animal. When I proved he did own a share in the company, he then claimed he only owned stock and didn't have any say or represent the company. When I pushed the issue and pointed out that as an investor at the time he became one there was no stock which means he own a physical share of the company, he proceeded to go full retard on me. He told me to leave BitChute and that it didn't want me there. That is something Jer would do.

Oh wait, that is what he kind of has been doing since he took down the KCC's and Andy's channels with everything since.

And ... yet again ... imagine witnessing that and doing nothing.

Fucking idiots. HIT HIM. If you don't like him doing it, fucking DO SOMETHING.

Or wait a few years and then bitch about it on a basket weaving forum adjunct or whatever, what do I know? :story:

So, your bright idea is that someone should do something to Jer and be the only one going to jail? Are you fucking clinically retarded? Serious question.

Oh that's annoying for the person who has to do it. Basically there's this highly powerful flavor agent that they use whenever they start making these. It's real easy to spread, it's real easy to have infuse your clothing, and it stinks like high heaven because it is that flavor intensified to 11.

Jeremy's a real cunt for picking these flavors rather than just doing creamers. If I had to guess it's mainly just because that was what Mill Creek had and that was probably what met a PC was doing.

I believe it is basically the same type food grade flavorings used in e-juice except it is in a binding agent so it can coat the coffee beans. With vaping it definitely isn't as bad with the smell penetrating into things like clothing, even skin, but it can happen. Artificial maple is one of the flavors that permeates into fabrics and even skin with contact to e-juice. One of my juices in rotation is a pancake with maple syrup one and if I get it on my hands, I can smell it for a while after even with washing my hands multiple times.

As long as you keep one eye closed all the way home from the bar you should be good.

Or alternate between the two if you have to. Where he lives, it doesn't look like there is much to hit too.

Did anyone save that YouTube short of Jeremy as a terrorist striking down channels with Al-Qaeda style subtitles over Andy saying the Casino was hit like "Foolish Westerner who dared to defy Al Ham-Bali" or something? Lol... It was removed. I should have saved it, it was the best meme so far.

Fuck!

Remember, EVERY video talking bad about the cuck will be removed at some point. When you remortgage your house to spend 100K a month on YouTube ads this is the special privileges you get.

I hope they did. I haven't seen it yet but remember when someone did a terrorist parody video for Sargon of Retard and his crew of gay ops faggots. It was some really priceless shit that hit at them hard with making fun of them, Because it did, they went full gay ops and got it took down before people realized someone should save it for posterity. I miss that video making fun of them.
 
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jer buying 13min ad space ...
 
So, your bright idea is that someone should do something to Jer and be the only one going to jail? Are you fucking clinically retarded? Serious question.
What if they put on a dress, and THEN hit him? Did that tranny that beat him up ever go to jail?

I know there's a lot going on right now, but never forget that Jeremy Dale Hambly got beat up by a tranny
 
I've had them with a ridiculous amount of time before you can skip or so you can't skip at all. He has to pay extra for that piss you off type of shit too.
I am honestly surprised that even with all the Kino Casino, true crime, abandoned business docs I watched that I never encountered a Quartering ad.

HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS OWN OPINIONS!
HE'S USING HIS DOG AS A PROP!
HE'S A FLAGGOT!
To be fair, Jer probably started fangirling when Alinity abuses her fuckin cat.
 
I will say this in defense for Jeremy, he has in the Tism podcast talked about his dog. The dog had cancer, was operated on but the cancer had spread to its lymph nodes. He was torn if he should give the dog kemo. I am not sure what treatment he went with in the end but he told multiple stories how he spent more time with the dog in its final months.
Nevertheless, he shouldn't mistreat the dogs he has right now. If anything he should know better as a pet owner that had to take care of a dog that was suffering from cancer.
wasn't angry but understanding when the dog pissed and shitted all over because it lost control of the bowel movments.
Oh, so that's why this dog got special treatment.
 
Does anyone have insight into how much this ad costs?
I asked Gemini. If I am understanding this correctly:

The advertiser only has to pay if the first 30 seconds are watched, under that it is $0 (so no cost).
CPV (Cost per View is) ~$0.15-$0.25 after 30 seconds.
YouTube says that 5% of people are likely to watch the ad past 30 seconds (this is a standard like conversion rate that is often used).

The number of total impressions is 500,000 on a typical Crowder video.
So that is 25,000 people that watch past the 30-second mark.
So that would a cost between $3,750 – $6,250
For a month that would be $75,000 – $125,000

I know he pisses away money, but that sounds far too much for him IMO.
 
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I tried downloading it with yt-dlp and it seems like there's no mirrors available. If I remember correctly, isn't BitChute peer to peer? It could be that no one's seeding this anymore.
I saw a magnet link in the page source. Trying to download but no seeders.

I seriously doubt he actually cares about his dogs, or his cats for that matter, and I think the only reason he's a pet owner is because he wants yet another status symbol to fill the void in his soul.
I will say this in defense for Jeremy, he has in the Tism podcast talked about his dog.
I'm personally undecided about Jer's views towards his dogs. If it weren't for the shock/pinch collars, I'd be fine just giving him that W. I firmly believe he hates his cats, though. He talked about them on streams I remember clipping, and I remember being disgusted at his attitude towards them. I made a section about it on this post, at least. I feel like there may be more, but I don't recall direct search terms for phrasing I would have used.

edit - Fuck, that was 1000 pages ago.
 
I remember tight rolled cuffs and may have done it myself. I think in Jer's case here, there is an elastic in the cuffs of his jean pant legs. the way the legs roll over the cuffs has me thinking that.
It looks to me like he tried to do a quick and dirty hem job on pants that are too long by using duct tape to attach the excess to the inside of the pant leg. He failed in this endeavor by skipping the crucial step of ironing a sharp crease into the bottom of the hem, allowing the folded-over fabric to hang in a blousey, balloon-like fashion rather than in a clearly defined hem. This effect is worsened by the fact that the hem is too long, allowing it to hang up on the high top of the shoe.
 

Isn’t it funny that Jer Jer Binks makes videos about others dying while this fat pantshitting racoon-eyed creepy stinky fatass looks like he’s dying himself? And can barely speak?

Earth to Jer: YOU’RE DYING! YOUR CHANNEL’S UNDER ATTACK! YOU’RE FA-TIRED! YOU’RE FAT! YOU’RE AGING!

You can’t talk about other’s declining health and mental fortitude while having daily evening alcohol-induced crash outs Jer!
 
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