💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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I feel like she could just pay some spics $200 bucks to aerate and fertilize, and what was left would come back better than that sod that's just going to die...
 
Dysnomia said:
Also, she keeps describing Kairi as having a tan. Isn't Kairi pretty pale? She doesn't look tan to me on my TV or in pictures. Maybe Kairi's crackhead mom makes her take tanning pills. But I'd think Pixy would mention it because Kairi is just a proxy for everything Pixy hates about herself. But Kairi is tan and wears blue contacts now too. So I really am wondering if she is a stand-in for a real person Pixy is creeping on. Hopefully all that creepy stays in her fat pumpkin head.
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Rate me Late, but I wouldn't be shocked if Kairi was a stand in for that Butterfly girl.
I've been watching Sarah for almost 20 years now (Jesus christ) and I can't recall her ever posting a whole album dedicated of any of her former friends and she only included some of them in pictures when they were cosplaying with her
 
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This looks like a clear case of projection. The only one fetishizing anyone is Sarah.
 
burntgrilledcheese said:
It's sod season in Texas. She's just participating in the annual yard remodel party. The weather is cruel down here, it takes concentrated effort to maintain a nice yard, with the heat and pouring rains and hurricane winds. She doesn't realize it, but she's been subconsciously influenced by everyone around her and is just doing what people do this time of year, toiling away in a yard that will just be destroyed in a few months anyway, to start all over again next year.

It drives me bonks that so many Texans refuse to go the way of many people in Arizona, and give up on non-native yards. The soil and weather patterns are so unforgiving here, you really need a determined plant to survive without intense intervention. She could grow coastal prairie plants with insane ease and save money and time and possibly even get a tax break, depending on the property and how it's managed. But no doubt she does see lawn care as the 'dad' thing to do, and she is an elder, damnit! Respect her lawn care!

Individuals who work for large sod companies often get cheap off cuts and sell them by the piece on the side of the road/in the Lowe's parking lot to scrape a dime off the uneducated passerby. I'm seeing a lot of trailers with pieced out turf right now. King Ranch has a huge sod farm near me, it's a crazy business, considering how much water is needed and how little natural groundwater Texas has left. But that's a rant for a different thread. All this just to say that she is just going through the motions of a regular Joe Texan without having a fucking clue what she's working with.
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I hate lawns so much it’s insane. The Leavitt family brainwashed several generations of Americans into growing a crop with no uses.
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Stuff from her facebook.
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And here's the weird post we expect from her.
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the tree thing is just fusiforme rust. It’s a harmless fungus that feeds on tree sap in the spring. I know because I’ve seen it before. She could just google it and it’d come up.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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This looks like a clear case of projection. The only one fetishizing anyone is Sarah.
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I don't think anybody is fetishizing Pixy. Not even herself.

No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
I hate lawns so much it’s insane. The Leavitt family brainwashed several generations of Americans into growing a crop with no uses.

the tree thing is just fusiforme rust. It’s a harmless fungus that feeds on tree sap in the spring. I know because I’ve seen it before. She could just google it and it’d come up.
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It's such a middle class thing. Lawns were a status symbol. You could afford to own land and not actually grow anything on it.

And it's been such a big deal with home owners ever since.

Pixy? Google something? But what if in the process of doing that she found out she was wrong!? Why does the internet hate her so much?!?
 
Shay Van Buren said:
Rate me Late, but I wouldn't be shocked if Kairi was a stand in for that Butterfly girl.
I've been watching Sarah for almost 20 years now (Jesus christ) and I can't recall her ever posting a whole album dedicated of any of her former friends and she only included some of them in pictures when they were cosplaying with her
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That's what I was thinking. In her fics Kairi has a tan and is now suddenly wearing blue contacts even though Kairi's actual eye color is blue. The tan part fits Pixy's past about forced tanning pills. But Pixy used dark contacts over blue eyes. So you'd think her Kairi abomination would do the same. It would make more sense to have OCs at this point. But Pixy isn't creative enough and must skinwalk Vanitas.

Also, I want to know what "metal" Pixy is blasting in her mom mobile while going to pick up Kairi. Imagine Dragons or Five Finger Death Punch? There was a block of Five Finger Death Punch on the radio yesterday and that Jekyll and Hyde song reminded me so much of Pixy and her 3edgy5me skinwalk fantasies.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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This looks like a clear case of projection. The only one fetishizing anyone is Sarah.
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Maybe some drunk with beer goggles said something untoward to her or someone accidentally brushed past her hated mounds in Walmart while reaching for a case of Coke. I find it really hard to imagine anyone thirsting for Pixy. Even if they just did 20 years in the can.
 
Dysnomia said:
Also, I want to know what "metal" Pixy is blasting in her mom mobile while going to pick up Kairi.
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Like she knows any metal bands. She only put that in because it's what tough manly men like to listen to.

Everything about her including her skinwalk is performative. Underneath it all she probably still listens to J-pop.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Like she knows any metal bands. She only put that in because it's what tough manly men like to listen to.

Everything about her including her skinwalk is performative. Underneath it all she probably still listens to J-pop.
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I guess it could be worse. She could be pretending to like gangsta rap.
 
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