💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

What? Someone reported Hambly's business to a third party intermediary? And now he's going to lose money over it? Oh no!

His customers have a right to spend their money as they please and consume what they want. Who is this third party to stop customers from consuming what they want? Outrageous.
 
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$800 is not much for a lens, by the way. You can easily spend north of $1500 for an IS STM, never mind IS USM lenses.

Here, for price context on zoom lenses. Don't get me started.

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Edit: Also him saying he has the 50MM (aka fixed focal basic bitch lens) means he still has the lens that most likely came with his camera. I cannot understand how people can work with cameras for their entire adult lives and still not get a basic set-up going. You don't need canon lenses. Just get some Korean slop lens, they're perfectly fine for 99% of usecases. You don't even need that good of a camera. This is all kind of equivalent to building your own PC, you don't have to get a pre-built one for $10,000 or whatever, just buy the parts you need and their cheaper equivalents.

You can absolutely have a perfectly working set-up for under $500 and look infinitely better than Jer does, if you just put in the effort in understanding the tools you're working with. But this is Jer we're talking about.
 
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Jer had intended to join Flash and face his malevolent accusers, until the live chat flooded with those accursed orbs of blinding, pitted orange. At the sight of the citrus emblems—those digital simulacra of a geometry that defies Euclidean logic—his resolve crumbled into a primal, shaking terror. For Jer, the orange is no mere fruit, but a grotesque, pulsating fragment of an eldritch nightmare, its dimpled surface a window into a reality where the very concept of "citrus" acts as a psychic vector, forcing the mind to confront truths too terrible for human comprehension. It is this cosmic abomination, this impossible sphere that mocks the sanity of man, that originally drove him to the bottle and now leaves him catatonic, trembling before the mere digital ghost of the fruit, his psyche recoiling in horror from the maddening realization that such a thing could ever exist.
 
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