💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Not Funny said:
I don't know fuck all about pokemon or magic cards. How probable is it to buy nothing but reseals? How does this happen?
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Basically, there is always a risk of this if you buy from online, with a few caveats. Amazon and other big-box retailers stopped accepting returns of these products, which in theory should cut down on repacks -- but this is only true for the ones they sell; if an individual merchant sells their own secondhand, they may still be reseals. However, Jer isn't buying from these places, I think: he seems to be hunting for deals and low prices on Ebay, which all but guarantees you get reseals.

More importantly, though - it means Jer has no FLGS. That's shorthand for Friendly Local Game Store. If you have one even remotely close to you, you want to try to buy your product through them (when possible) because the people who run these stores always ensure that the product is good, not resealed, and as direct as it gets short of having a contact with a distributor. It's very uncommon for people to buy direct from product distributors, but almost everyone on the platform who does box openings buys those boxes from their LGS. You do pay a bit of a premium, but you're both supporting a local business (which also means a place to play pickup games)... and ensuring you get good product.

This tells me two things: he doesn't have the money on-hand to buy this shit at full-price; and he doesn't have an LGS that he's welcome or a regular at. Considering he tried to bill himself as a big deal in the MTG community, to where it was his whole thing before he monkeybranched to Sargon? It's really odd. I'm beginning to suspect he's developing (or has had) agoraphobia.
 
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What's the appropriate Karma play here. Went to the Brewers baseball game. Guy behind us was awesome, but also super wasted. He gave me and my wife hats which I assume were like $50 each, and despite my opposition, he said he won big at the casino, then later, he gave us a Jersey, which I later found out was worth like $200. I pleaded with him that he should keep it but he insisted.He basically gave us like $300 in gear, I got his number and texted him today to make SURE, no reply. So do I just pay it forward in church Sunday? I felt like he was going to sober up and regret it, but he didn't reply today.... I feel weird because I mean if it was just a drink or whatever fine. I DID buy him and his friends a round to try and make up for it but for some reason I feel this weird guilt.

WEIRD story that did not happen
EDIT - Follow up reply featuring: blurry Heather

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An Autistic Axolotl said:
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What's the appropriate Karma play here. Went to the Brewers baseball game. Guy behind us was awesome, but also super wasted. He gave me and my wife hats which I assume were like $50 each, and despite my opposition, he said he won big at the casino, then later, he gave us a Jersey, which I later found out was worth like $200. I pleaded with him that he should keep it but he insisted.He basically gave us like $300 in gear, I got his number and texted him today to make SURE, no reply. So do I just pay it forward in church Sunday? I felt like he was going to sober up and regret it, but he didn't reply today.... I feel weird because I mean if it was just a drink or whatever fine. I DID buy him and his friends a round to try and make up for it but for some reason I feel this weird guilt.

WEIRD story that did not happen
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Who has an XXXXXXXL Christian Yelich shirt on hand to just give away?

LIES
 
An Autistic Axolotl said:
Big spender
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He's making me twitch, this is every dumb noob camera conversation I've had. "Too close" does he mean physical camera distance or how tight the shot is or a particular combination of the two? Depending on what he wants this lens may be a hilarious mistake.
 
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What's the appropriate Karma play here. Went to the Brewers baseball game. Guy behind us was awesome, but also super wasted. He gave me and my wife hats which I assume were like $50 each, and despite my opposition, he said he won big at the casino, then later, he gave us a Jersey, which I later found out was worth like $200. I pleaded with him that he should keep it but he insisted.He basically gave us like $300 in gear, I got his number and texted him today to make SURE, no reply. So do I just pay it forward in church Sunday? I felt like he was going to sober up and regret it, but he didn't reply today.... I feel weird because I mean if it was just a drink or whatever fine. I DID buy him and his friends a round to try and make up for it but for some reason I feel this weird guilt.

WEIRD story that did not happen
EDIT: Follow up reply feat: blurry Heather
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BREWERS BULL!
 
An Autistic Axolotl said:
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What's the appropriate Karma play here. Went to the Brewers baseball game. Guy behind us was awesome, but also super wasted. He gave me and my wife hats which I assume were like $50 each, and despite my opposition, he said he won big at the casino, then later, he gave us a Jersey, which I later found out was worth like $200. I pleaded with him that he should keep it but he insisted.He basically gave us like $300 in gear, I got his number and texted him today to make SURE, no reply. So do I just pay it forward in church Sunday? I felt like he was going to sober up and regret it, but he didn't reply today.... I feel weird because I mean if it was just a drink or whatever fine. I DID buy him and his friends a round to try and make up for it but for some reason I feel this weird guilt.

WEIRD story that did not happen
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He really is a cuck in every aspect. The dude gave him a hat and jersey and Jer had to ask for his fucking number to call him the next day to ask about it, like he had a one night stand. What a homo!

That is, assuming the story is real (it isn't).
 
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What's the appropriate Karma play here. Went to the Brewers baseball game. Guy behind us was awesome, but also super wasted. He gave me and my wife hats which I assume were like $50 each, and despite my opposition, he said he won big at the casino, then later, he gave us a Jersey, which I later found out was worth like $200. I pleaded with him that he should keep it but he insisted.He basically gave us like $300 in gear, I got his number and texted him today to make SURE, no reply. So do I just pay it forward in church Sunday? I felt like he was going to sober up and regret it, but he didn't reply today.... I feel weird because I mean if it was just a drink or whatever fine. I DID buy him and his friends a round to try and make up for it but for some reason I feel this weird guilt.

WEIRD story that did not happen

EDIT: Follow up reply feat: blurry Heather
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Shouldn't he be tithing to the church anyway? Just another notch on his Christian grift.
 
Presenting I'm Not Hangry. From the hit album My Aim Aim Aim is True.

You're upstairs with the bull friend while I'm downstairs just shittin',
I hear you laughin' at me, talkin' 'bout the basement I just pissed in,
I could hear your triangle as I popped by your stream,
So you found some more clips I stole so it seems,

I'm not hangry
I'm not hangry anymore
I'm not hangry
I'm not hangry anymore

Ooh, I know what you're viewing,
I know where you been,
You jerked it, to "Forced Creampie",
So uh guys how was your weekend?

I've got this guy clip clip clipping in my thread,
Got your Ford parked in my yard, I think he wants my wife dead,
Spent all my money on boozing and flaggotry,
Wondering when I'm gonna get to fuck Melonie

I'm not hangry
I'm not hangry anymore
I'm not hangry
I'm not hangry anymore
 

🚨ALERT🚨​


Here is what I found while trying to research where Coffee Brand Coffee is manufactured.

I am still doing research into the actual coffee. I have to wait until tomorrow to contact customer service of a certain company. I should have definitive proof then.

However, I will share what I have found about the HOT COCOA.

Here is the coffee brand coffee peppermint hot cocoa and nutrition facts.
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And here is the BONES COFFEE COMPANY PEPPERMINT COCOA POWER and nutrition facts
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Notice how the product packaging, weight, ingredients, and nutritional values are virtually identical.

There was also Grounds & Hounds Peppermint Hot Chocolate, but unfortunately that product was discontinued, so I could not find nutrition facts for it. Only Packaging and weight, which is similar to CBC peppermint hot cocoa.
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However, there is Grounds & Hounds brand Caramel hot chocolate.
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Which likewise, bears uncanny resemblance to CBC Carmel hot cocoa in weight, packaging, ingredients, and nutrition facts.
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But going back to Bones Coffee Co., they have a marshmallow flavor hot chocolate mix.
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And wouldn't ya know it, the Quckering yet again has a nearly identical offering with the same flavor, weight, packaging, ingredients, and nutrition facts.
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So, in my opinion, this is proof enough that The Quckering DOES NOT in fact manufacture or package his own hot cocoa. This looks to me like a single manufacturer produces the cocoa for all three aforementioned companies, and performs private label services for them.
 
An Autistic Axolotl said:
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What's the appropriate Karma play here. Went to the Brewers baseball game. Guy behind us was awesome, but also super wasted. He gave me and my wife hats which I assume were like $50 each, and despite my opposition, he said he won big at the casino, then later, he gave us a Jersey, which I later found out was worth like $200. I pleaded with him that he should keep it but he insisted.He basically gave us like $300 in gear, I got his number and texted him today to make SURE, no reply. So do I just pay it forward in church Sunday? I felt like he was going to sober up and regret it, but he didn't reply today.... I feel weird because I mean if it was just a drink or whatever fine. I DID buy him and his friends a round to try and make up for it but for some reason I feel this weird guilt.

WEIRD story that did not happen
EDIT - Follow up reply featuring: blurry Heather

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I really cannot believe how cruel those casino freaks are to quarterpounder's friends and family - harassing a woman until she feels so unsafe that she gets front-row seats at a baseball game.

And then to have played such elaborate and masterful mind-games, to have her own cuck-chair seat-warmer tweet out an image of the both of them!
 
An Autistic Axolotl said:
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What's the appropriate Karma play here. Went to the Brewers baseball game. Guy behind us was awesome, but also super wasted. He gave me and my wife hats which I assume were like $50 each, and despite my opposition, he said he won big at the casino, then later, he gave us a Jersey, which I later found out was worth like $200. I pleaded with him that he should keep it but he insisted.He basically gave us like $300 in gear, I got his number and texted him today to make SURE, no reply. So do I just pay it forward in church Sunday? I felt like he was going to sober up and regret it, but he didn't reply today.... I feel weird because I mean if it was just a drink or whatever fine. I DID buy him and his friends a round to try and make up for it but for some reason I feel this weird guilt.

WEIRD story that did not happen
EDIT - Follow up reply featuring: blurry Heather

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So they're obviously swingers right? How could she be happy going out and watching the sportsball game with this fuck when hes saying hed rather have a woman 10 years younger and live alone etc.? I mean maybe they have their happy moments between living seperate lives or whatever but the way he has spoken and speaks of her; seeing her just happily sitting there makes my brain snap in half.

I firmly believe they swing, its the only thing that makes sense to me.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
Oh fuck off
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"The Good Lord wanted me to give you this Brandon Nimmo Mets jersey, to pay a blessing forward"

"I don't even like the Mets and he's not even on the tea-"

"NO NEED TO THANK ME! Thank the LORD!"


EggImpregnator said:
So, in my opinion, this is proof enough that The Quckering DOES NOT in fact manufacture or package his own hot cocoa.
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I think a good avenue of research is cheap Chinese crap coffee providers

I refuse to believe he's spent any real money getting coffee worth a damn, and China will make ANYTHING.

Wouldn't be shocked if he ordered it off a Chinese catalog and tossed it on amazon. They will print you custom packaging if you send them the graphic files for it, and you can get that off fiver easily
 
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