Jannycide_Now
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 20, 2024
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
>hambly holds up playing cards as he attacked the Casino
What the fuck is with all the youtubers doing coffee?Venti got a tip about Hambly's coffee. Apparently he worked with Sam Hyde.
View attachment 8926623
View attachment 8926621
X/XCancel/Archive
X/XCancel/Archive
EDIT: Someone posted pics of Sam's coffee in the replies:
View attachment 8926637View attachment 8926636
The only use for something like this is to signal to other men that you're a homoWho the heck buys coffee that looks like this?
View attachment 8935000
It turns me off just to think of what you have to do to coffee beans to taste like blueberry cobbler. What's in that flavoring? I don't even want to know.
View attachment 8935009
It tastes like medicine. Shocker.
It looks like an influencer product like the Mr Beast chocolate or g fuel.
It could also be due to his politics, in the video we got from Ralph the card shop had a pride flag hanging on a window, so they had to go and make it politicalBasically, there is always a risk of this if you buy from online, with a few caveats. Amazon and other big-box retailers stopped accepting returns of these products, which in theory should cut down on repacks -- but this is only true for the ones they sell; if an individual merchant sells their own secondhand, they may still be reseals. However, Jer isn't buying from these places, I think: he seems to be hunting for deals and low prices on Ebay, which all but guarantees you get reseals.
More importantly, though - it means Jer has no FLGS. That's shorthand for Friendly Local Game Store. If you have one even remotely close to you, you want to try to buy your product through them (when possible) because the people who run these stores always ensure that the product is good, not resealed, and as direct as it gets short of having a contact with a distributor. It's very uncommon for people to buy direct from product distributors, but almost everyone on the platform who does box openings buys those boxes from their LGS. You do pay a bit of a premium, but you're both supporting a local business (which also means a place to play pickup games)... and ensuring you get good product.
This tells me two things: he doesn't have the money on-hand to buy this shit at full-price; and he doesn't have an LGS that he's welcome or a regular at. Considering he tried to bill himself as a big deal in the MTG community, to where it was his whole thing before he monkeybranched to Sargon? It's really odd. I'm beginning to suspect he's developing (or has had) agoraphobia.
I feel like graphic design people could roast this bizarro packaging for like 10 minutes straight:
It looks like an influencer product like the Mr Beast chocolate or g fuel.
He loves telling us how other people have their hands all over his wife's possessions. How his wife is miles away with other men while he eats orange chicken in the dead air jer bear cuck chair. HOLE LEE! BUDDY!
The correct answer is too low.What's the odds on a full-on narcissistic crashout death spiral at this point?
This is the main additive RFK jr is trying to get rid of. Jer may turn on Trump if it goes throughView attachment 8935073View attachment 8935070
as you can see this product is very healthy
View attachment 8935072View attachment 8935071
First time? It gets easier after the 7th alt account get blocked
Apparently it involves corn thanks to Brittney Venti's taste test.It turns me off just to think of what you have to do to coffee beans to taste like blueberry cobbler. What's in that flavoring? I don't even want to know.
All this flavoured coffee talk reminded me of this...Lucky for coffee connoisseurs, there are 33 options of the shit, with enticing flavors like Spiked Jack O' Lantern and Strawberries And Cream. Jerjeet really put a lot of work into creating all these flavor profiles.
It's probably (at least theoretically) a simple turnkey revenue generator in its white label iteration. You get it set up and it just prints money. Something tons of people use. Something you use up and has to be purchased repeatedly in perpetuity. Sure, you can buy a hat for your hat, but a hat for the hat for the hat? That's just silly.What the fuck is with all the youtubers doing coffee?