💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

NO, JER, NO!

YOU DIDN'T JUST STEAL THE CREDIT FROM MILLCREEK COFFEE, YOU LITERALLY COPIED THE WORDING OF THEIR WEBSITE

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JER!
 
There's been a second sky bull the whole time
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>hambly holds up playing cards as he attacked the Casino
>King card is pushed down
>he would be the "king" of his family, or what passes for one
>now we have a potential third dog shagging his flat mutt
Well I was right yet again.

Are we going to find out a typical Saturday night at the balsa wood mansion looks like one of those scenes from the Airplane! movies where there's a line of people ready to smack a bitch? Better said, how raw is that thot's bottom lips on any given day anyway?

Also if we find the factory for the coffee and Carmen Sandiego is int he same place, I'm out. I can't handle any more retardation from the back door juice squeezer.
 
Who the heck buys coffee that looks like this?

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It turns me off just to think of what you have to do to coffee beans to taste like blueberry cobbler. What's in that flavoring? I don't even want to know.

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It tastes like medicine. Shocker.
 
Basically, there is always a risk of this if you buy from online, with a few caveats. Amazon and other big-box retailers stopped accepting returns of these products, which in theory should cut down on repacks -- but this is only true for the ones they sell; if an individual merchant sells their own secondhand, they may still be reseals. However, Jer isn't buying from these places, I think: he seems to be hunting for deals and low prices on Ebay, which all but guarantees you get reseals.

More importantly, though - it means Jer has no FLGS. That's shorthand for Friendly Local Game Store. If you have one even remotely close to you, you want to try to buy your product through them (when possible) because the people who run these stores always ensure that the product is good, not resealed, and as direct as it gets short of having a contact with a distributor. It's very uncommon for people to buy direct from product distributors, but almost everyone on the platform who does box openings buys those boxes from their LGS. You do pay a bit of a premium, but you're both supporting a local business (which also means a place to play pickup games)... and ensuring you get good product.

This tells me two things: he doesn't have the money on-hand to buy this shit at full-price; and he doesn't have an LGS that he's welcome or a regular at. Considering he tried to bill himself as a big deal in the MTG community, to where it was his whole thing before he monkeybranched to Sargon? It's really odd. I'm beginning to suspect he's developing (or has had) agoraphobia.
It could also be due to his politics, in the video we got from Ralph the card shop had a pride flag hanging on a window, so they had to go and make it political
 
Who the heck buys coffee that looks like this?

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I feel like graphic design people could roast this bizarro packaging for like 10 minutes straight:

- You've got random blueberries floating around along with random spheres of some liquid or something also positioned on the bag with no rhyme or reason or apparent sense of aesthetics.

- A piece of blueberry cobbler(?) (Looks more like pie) sits atop... an explosion of milk? Is landing in a puddle of water? WTF is even going on in that corner?

- And then there's the name font. The "Blueberry" is in white instead of blue for some reason. The "Cobbler" is in some weird Halloween-looking font. It reminded me of the fonts of those General Mills monster breakfast cereals like Boo Berry. (I was really hoping that Hambone had ripped off the General Mills Boo Berry font so he'd run afoul of their trademark, but it doesn't look like that is the case.)
 
It looks like an influencer product like the Mr Beast chocolate or g fuel.

Lucky for coffee connoisseurs, there are 33 options of the shit, with enticing flavors like Spiked Jack O' Lantern and Strawberries And Cream. Jerjeet really put a lot of work into creating all these flavor profiles.
 
Lucky for coffee connoisseurs, there are 33 options of the shit, with enticing flavors like Spiked Jack O' Lantern and Strawberries And Cream. Jerjeet really put a lot of work into creating all these flavor profiles.
All this flavoured coffee talk reminded me of this...

 
What the fuck is with all the youtubers doing coffee?
It's probably (at least theoretically) a simple turnkey revenue generator in its white label iteration. You get it set up and it just prints money. Something tons of people use. Something you use up and has to be purchased repeatedly in perpetuity. Sure, you can buy a hat for your hat, but a hat for the hat for the hat? That's just silly.
 
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