Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

The only people who still bother to watch new Star Wars stuff at this point are the hate-watchers, modern slop consumers and those with morbid curiosities.

Already contented with Eps. 1-6, the 2 KotOR games and some EU stuff. The current Star Wars is just a zombie franchise and I can only count in 1 hand the people I know who still watch the current Star Wars slop.
 
The problem with Maul's powerscaling, as it were, is that with his nebulous combat ability, he's Jedi Master level despite being a crippled Sith apprentice who was out of action for 10 years. If anything, Ahsoka being able to beat him in a fight is how weak he should always be portrayed. He almost lost to Vizla but Vizsla was going all out while Maul was holding back.
 
My point exactly. Prequel mania was strong as fuck, and the way the SW fans ate up all the merch and all the marketing was proof of it. And they competed with genuinely great film series such as the LOTR and Harry Potter films. They came out when Hollywood had a higher quality ceiling, so competing with them was no easy task, let alone overshadowing them.
I was six when ROTS came out and I can personally confirm that for a solid few months all us little boys could talk about was Star Wars. I still have a fond memory of my dad taking me to see some kids movie in 2004 and all of us screaming when the teaser for it was shown.
Even Disney couldn’t get to pull off a decent SW theme park.

Imagined if George actually made a SW theme park or collaborated with Universal if he had kept Lucasfilm.

These fan arts looks much more interesting than any of Galaxy Rimjob.

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I could easily see George doing something groundbreaking like having the Kamino section be under a giant dome with projected clouds blasting rain or a giant roller coaster Death Star battle roller coaster where the ride vehicle is enclosed with a giant screen simulating a cockpit and all the action.
The current Star Wars is just a zombie franchise and I can only count in 1 hand the people I know who still watch the current Star Wars slop.
I still don't understand those types. Yeah sure I grew up with it so there is that bias that definitely influences how I see things but now it just doesn't take any risks or tries to be creative anymore. A perfect example is how while being described as a Souls Like the Nu Jedi games didn't make the logical choice of being set in the Old Republic so you can constantly be dueling Sith, they just had to have it set in the Galactic Civil War so you can fight HECKIN Vader.
 
I still don't understand those types. Yeah sure I grew up with it so there is that bias that definitely influences how I see things but now it just doesn't take any risks or tries to be creative anymore. A perfect example is how while being described as a Souls Like the Nu Jedi games didn't make the logical choice of being set in the Old Republic so you can constantly be dueling Sith, they just had to have it set in the Galactic Civil War so you can fight HECKIN Vader.
How many times have the players fought Vader already? I've lost count. Just give me interesting Sith / villains to fight against instead. The Old Republic did that with Darth Malgus, etc. KotOR had Darths Revan, Malak, Sion, Nihilus and Traya. ST had what.....an emo ex-Jedi who was beaten by MaRey Sue and Old, bald Palpatine-wannabe ("Somehow Palpatine survived" doesn't count)?
 
The problem with Maul's powerscaling, as it were, is that with his nebulous combat ability, he's Jedi Master level despite being a crippled Sith apprentice who was out of action for 10 years. If anything, Ahsoka being able to beat him in a fight is how weak he should always be portrayed. He almost lost to Vizla but Vizsla was going all out while Maul was holding back.
On those lines, they are coping by having Maul's robot legs shorting out adn saying that's why he can't mog the inquistors. Which is the gayest fucking thing. Anakin isn't jumping 5 stories in the air because he never skipped leg day, why should maul give a shit if his hip replacement is bothering him?

idk why people follow star wars at this point, or even worse get angry at how bad it's become. if it's so bad why not just stop watching it and be content with the good stuff? being angry 24/7 isn't fucking healthy.
or even better, make your own scifi universe whether it's a book/film/video game/some other medium, anything except getting mad at shit you can't control.
I'm not angry 24/7. I come here for a quick refresher to see just how bad its gotten, and I get some excellent shots of joy watching Disney fuck up as well.

I also get to laugh at abused wives and try to help them realize they are corpo cucks and should stop consooming.
 
idk why people follow star wars at this point, or even worse get angry at how bad it's become. if it's so bad why not just stop watching it and be content with the good stuff? being angry 24/7 isn't fucking healthy.
For fans of the old media, Hasbro and Sideshow still occasionally make cool merch. There was a Kyle Katarn figure released this year in their Black Series line, and Shadows of the Empire-themed ones last year, coupled with Sideshow Releases like the Dark Empire Luke that was released a few years back. So that's worth following unironically, I suppose, if you're a mouth-breathing loser who still collects plastic like myself.

Outside of that, it's still fascinating to check up on the moldering corpse of this franchise these days, especially when normies and media outlets the world over considered Disney's takeover of the brand to be some kind of "saving grace" back in 2012-2013, only for the majority of Star Wars' staple pillars of revenue and fan engagement to be killed off one by one thanks to the Mouse's sheer ineptitude. The Star Wars Comics? Whittled down to one currently ongoing flagship book that virtually no multi-celled organism alive is reading, as opposed to Dark Horse's multiple ongoings back in the day. The novels? Literally crashed and burned with the literal incarnation of reader apathy that was High Republic, with Del Rey's current schedule being a ST tie-in and a few Andor tie-in books that even die-hard SW fans are probably not even aware are coming out, a far cry from the multiple years-spanning SW novel arcs of the mid to late 2000s and 2010s, and even the standalone acclaimed books like Plagueis or Kenobi. The games? The 2026 roll-out consists of an XCOM clone and a racing game, to the excitement of zero people. Even long-standing institutions of the brand, like Star Wars Insider magazine, THE premier fan mag for the company that's been around since the 80s, had to shutter this year due to lack of interest...in an era where fucking White Dwarf and Heavy Metal magazine still get regularly published.

Every major tentpole aspect of Star Wars is withering and dying a slow death, or has already died. And the worst part is that it's all quiet, with zero fanfare. Some of these cancellations or reduced release schedules were things I found out by accident, because most of the SW Fanbase isn't even aware that they're even happening. Just like most of the human population doesn't know or care that Star Wars is returning to movie theaters for the first time in 7 years next month, or are aware that there's a fucking Darth Maul TV show on right now.

Following Star Wars at this point is like cataloguing the movements of a washed-up and embarrassing has-been celebrity like Shia LaBoeuf--- someone in the twilight years of their career, where they're too irrelevant to get any starring roles but occasionally pop up to humiliate themselves for the amusement and fascination of onlookers, reminding them once again that they are, in fact, still alive and breathing somehow.
 
For fans of the old media, Hasbro and Sideshow still occasionally make cool merch. There was a Kyle Katarn figure released this year in their Black Series line, and Shadows of the Empire-themed ones last year, coupled with Sideshow Releases like the Dark Empire Luke that was released a few years back. So that's worth following unironically, I suppose, if you're a mouth-breathing loser who still collects plastic like myself.
The last Kyle Katarn figure we got from Hasbro was back in like what......2009? Took more than a decade for Hasbro to finally release him.

Dammit Hasbro, where is my Darth Sion?
 
I still collect my manchild toys, but refuse to give Disney money.
Why do so many geeks view consumption as a meter as which to test your love of a franchise? Nerdrotic did it when some Mary Sue writer claimed she liked Dr. Who. Great job, you own a pile of petrochemical-based toys made by some gook in a dark, dingy factory. It's gay and cringe. At least my guns will be useful when the Anti-Christ sends the UN Peacekeepers to my home to force me to get vaxxed 2 da maxx and consume corn syrup.
 
A perfect example is how while being described as a Souls Like the Nu Jedi games didn't make the logical choice of being set in the Old Republic so you can constantly be dueling Sith, they just had to have it set in the Galactic Civil War so you can fight HECKIN Vader.
Disney seems deathly afraid of touching the Old Republic era, even though it would mean a huge span of time where basically anything could happen without worrying too much about movie canon shit since characters wouldn't be bumping into movie characters. Basically it would make perfect sense for more EU content, shows, etc.

The trouble is that the reason for this is painfully obvious. Most star wars fans never watched shit besides the movies and some of the live action shows. Most didn't play the videogames, and definitely didn't read the books. As a result, Disney doesn't want to do anything that doesn't include the possibility of member berries, so they're basically glued to the SW movie era and won't leave it. The closest they've gotten is their high republic shit written by DEI writers, of which The Acolyte was one of those shows and they still had to stick Ki Adi Mundi into that even though it didn't necessarily make any sense, but also could have pulled Yoda out of their ass if they actually needed to.

If they were to set someone at 1000BBY, or even 2000 or 3000BBY, the average retarded viewer wouldn't have any idea what the fuck was going on. Go try to strike up some water cooler conversation at work with a star wars "fan" they won't have any idea who the fuck Revan, Bane, Exar Kun, etc. are. For them Star Wars didn't exist between episodes 6 and 1. You can even see it with regard to something like Red Letter Media, yeah they're big star wars nerds but they never talk about shit beyond the movies with the exception of something like the Christmas special. I'm not even sure they know the Endor movies, Ewoks and Droids cartoons, etc. exist.

There was mention of Disney's halfassed themeparks. Supposedly there was a bunch of concept shit done for Tatooine. They could have chosen that, Endor, fucking Naboo even and had an underwater section. But no, they picked... Batuu? I've read the recent Thrawn trilogies(Zahn has become a much better writer over the years) and I don't give a fuck about Batuu, how the hell was anyone who didn't read the books supposed to care about that planet? They couldn't even get their fucking member berries shit right and do their one job...
 
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Why do so many geeks view consumption as a meter as which to test your love of a franchise?
To defend very lightly, it's a visible sign of commitment. People spend money on things they like and the more money, the more they like it. To counter, it's only a sign, not the thing itself, as like myself, some people just don't own merchandise. Hell the only bit of Star Wars knicknackery I own is a Sith Holocron toy I bought at Disneyland and largely because I wanted a prop for a Sith character I was playing in an rpg campaign.
 
I still don't understand those types. Yeah sure I grew up with it so there is that bias that definitely influences how I see things but now it just doesn't take any risks or tries to be creative anymore. A perfect example is how while being described as a Souls Like the Nu Jedi games didn't make the logical choice of being set in the Old Republic so you can constantly be dueling Sith, they just had to have it set in the Galactic Civil War so you can fight HECKIN Vader.
A Old Republic hack and slash game where you constantly fight the Sith sounds like a great idea. Unfortunately, Disney seems to take the mediocre way instead of the logically easy way.
 
A Old Republic hack and slash game where you constantly fight the Sith sounds like a great idea. Unfortunately, Disney seems to take the mediocre way instead of the logically easy way.
Why give the people what they want and were already buying when we can try to sell them something that no one wants? Genius!
 
idk why people follow star wars at this point, or even worse get angry at how bad it's become. if it's so bad why not just stop watching it and be content with the good stuff? being angry 24/7 isn't fucking healthy.
or even better, make your own scifi universe whether it's a book/film/video game/some other medium, anything except getting mad at shit you can't control.

i look forward to your 12 hour video essay on why a 2 hour movie is bad
Most here are not really actively watching Star Wars anymore besides some clips we see on Twitter.

I'm not actively watching the new Maul show.

A large portion of this thread is reminiscimg about old stuff and talking about why the new stuff sucks and comparing and contrasting.
 
Why give the people what they want and were already buying when we can try to sell them something that no one wants? Genius!
That is seriously one of the dumbest things corporations are doing. There’s literally an audience in front of them and they instead chase an audience that’s not there.

Most here are not really actively watching Star Wars anymore besides some clips we see on Twitter.

I'm not actively watching the new Maul show.

A large portion of this thread is reminiscimg about old stuff and talking about why the new stuff sucks and comparing and contrasting.
The majority of my posts on this thread is reminiscing about the old stuff because they were special to us growing up and it’s being ruining by corporate assholes who don’t care about their IP.
 
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Why do so many geeks view consumption as a meter as which to test your love of a franchise?
I'm assuming you mean in general, but specifically for me its fun to have physical models of my scifi space ships and spacemen/robots. Its something to mess around with while I'm mulling over shit for work. But I also have like a shelf, singular, of them.

and absolutely no funko-pops.
 
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