💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

I didn't get good sleep anyway, so I should have just finished it at 2 am.
As promised, a more qlassic style jaq:
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It’s a good jak, no doubt, but by its nature, it doesn’t have the fidelity to adequately portray how… demonic they look in the source picture.

It comes down to artist’s preference at the end of the day, and there’s plenty of room for the both of us to mock fat boy and his whores with paint.net drawings in this thread.

I hope to see more jaks from you in the future!
 
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Quartering is literally useless, as in he has no talent or skills to offer the world, nor does he have any materially useful labor to provide. His seed is infertile and so he is a broken branch who can do nothing to continue his lineage either. His only contribution is spending money and consuming the resources produced by those more capable than himself.

There's no way his wife doesn't eventually leave him. This fat slob isn't functional enough to hold down a job at Walmart much less as a white collar employee. This is easy to ignore when your husband can afford you an affluent lifestyle. Less so when your plane is getting repossessed.

I imagine he did as much as possible to keep her out of the loop on their finances too.
 
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This ogre fuck has 2 weeks off for the first time in a decade and the furthest he has gone from his basement is a fucking Milwaukee Brewers game.

Uncultured swine.
 
It’s a good jak, no doubt, but by its nature, it doesn’t have the fidelity to adequately portray how… demonic they look in the source picture.

It comes down to artist’s preference at the end of the day, and there’s plenty of room for the both of us to mock fat boy and his whores with paint.net drawings in this thread.

I hope to see more jaks from you in the future!
It needs the penis mic
 
I figured out how we can stop all of the false flagging. YouTube just needs to implement a captcha before submitting a report.

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This ogre fuck has 2 weeks off for the first time in a decade and the furthest he has gone from his basement is a fucking Milwaukee Brewers game.

Uncultured swine.
With how fucked his finances are he really should be saving money, he has champagne tastes on a beer budget. Cant wait until he is finally broke and has to sell off all his prized assets.
 
This was posted earlier in the thread:


The 20 year threshold might coincide with Jer running out of liquid assets. Perfect timing.

When he has to sell his McMansion full of consoomer products to pay his wife alimony, The Left will finally have won.
MY TOYS BOUGHT BY THE GRIFT™️ IS UNDER ATTACK!!! THE WOKE AND VIOLENT LEFT HAS FORCED ME TO SELL MY PRIZED CHINPOKOMAN CARDS AND MY NEOGEO ARCADE MACHINE! ONLY YOU CAN HELP BY DONATING TO THE QUARTERING CHARITY NETWORK OR BY BUYING MY STALE COFFEE. If I dont donate donald trump won't love you anymore and we wont be able to maga and shiiet.
 
It may be girly but it's one of the more intense sugar free energy drinks with 200 mg caffeine and definitely effective at keeping most non bums up, I could see him getting heart palpitations sitting at his desk. Having said that him drinking alani is 100% making his poo problem even worse
Just drink a Reign like a man, Jerbear.
 
He's claimed it, but I believe that it was also validated with the metrics people ran on the Amazon sales ranks, although uselessly I don't have a post in question to link you, maybe somebody else remembers.

The ones he was definitely lying about "selling like hotcakes, get them while they last!" were the stale old seasonal releases that he overpurchased and were approaching a year old.

Blueberry Cobbler flavor also has more reviews than most of his other 32 options.
 
If I were Quartering, and had a sense of humor, that "Dooby Dooby Doo" song would open all of my videos from now on. I know the video isn't flattering, but that songs so damn catchy it's worth it.
 
MY TOYS BOUGHT BY THE GRIFT™️ IS UNDER ATTACK!!! THE WOKE AND VIOLENT LEFT HAS FORCED ME TO SELL MY PRIZED CHINPOKOMAN CARDS AND MY NEOGEO ARCADE MACHINE! ONLY YOU CAN HELP BY DONATING TO THE QUARTERING CHARITY NETWORK OR BY BUYING MY STALE COFFEE. If I dont donate donald trump won't love you anymore and we wont be able to maga and shiiet.
Reminder, Jeremy was 37 years old when the original 151 Pokémon were released.
Probably.
 
I feel like graphic design people could roast this bizarro packaging for like 10 minutes straight:

- You've got random blueberries floating around along with random spheres of some liquid or something also positioned on the bag with no rhyme or reason or apparent sense of aesthetics.

- A piece of blueberry cobbler(?) (Looks more like pie) sits atop... an explosion of milk? Is landing in a puddle of water? WTF is even going on in that corner?

- And then there's the name font. The "Blueberry" is in white instead of blue for some reason. The "Cobbler" is in some weird Halloween-looking font. It reminded me of the fonts of those General Mills monster breakfast cereals like Boo Berry. (I was really hoping that Hambone had ripped off the General Mills Boo Berry font so he'd run afoul of their trademark, but it doesn't look like that is the case.)
Oh no... Jer's having poo berry and count shitcula and franken dingleberries, and to quench his alcoholic water parched fat ass? A nice hot cup of cbc blueberry cobbler the one with the cumslut font.
 
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