AFTER PARTY LOL 4.30.26
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I'm going to recap, leaving out what's already been mentioned, because the Crackhead Olympics is so nostalgic.
NOTABLES AND QUOTABLES, CRACKHEAD EDITION. GET YOUR PIPES OUT, GORLS:

Breathing like a 5-pack a day smoker, whose lungs are being ravaged by Covid.
We're smoking weed for our mental health. NAMI applauds her inspirational and aspirational efforts.
She got recognized at the movies. Our girl is a star!
Nader is a lying liar who lies, and where's his proof. Prove it!
"I'm not wasting my fucking time on that loser." Continues to flap her infected gums about him.
Can't understand how people comprehend what he's saying, even though she once called him funny and a great conversationalist.
Continues coughing with that phlegmy depth 80yr old men who yell at kids on their lawn have.
Admits she was talking to him right up until she met Salah, though there was no romantic vibe. "I never got the vibe he was attracted to me, though." No shit.
Reminds us she can get any man she wants. It's easy.
"For those of you who think I would do that, you really don't know me."
"And Salah is so different now." He's now gotten better at worshipping white Christian ass, and even better at hiding it.
Our English major thinks "spindly" is "such a good word," then goes on to massacre the pronunciation.
Unconvincingly says, "I am so in love with Salah." There's more passion in her voice when she says she's waiting on her food delivery.
Feels bad for DeeDee. A woman she calls a linebacker, geriatric, retarded, masculine, etc.
Loving every second of this, says,"I just want him to leave me alone."
"Asked Bibi to be friends with benefits, but then never did it. I just couldn't do it." Probably because he ran so fast, all that was heard was a sonic boom.
Damn it, we're getting the BG Beauty Queen song.
All right, friends, this was longer than I thought, so I won't cover the second video, because I don't want y'all to be slammed against a wall of text.